(Hey all my rival and I have decided to have at each other in an interactive poll fight, hope you enjoy!
I kiss my girlfriend Emerald who is sitting in the front row before stripping down to my tight black speedos and stepping in the ring.
Other audience members start taking their sears as I stare at Nancy, leaning against her corner "after I beat your ass, I might just finish you off for good this time!" I taunt as I step into the centre of the ring!
'C'mon you fat limey skank, let's do it!" I say as I raise my fists preparing to fight!