I see all these strong sexy women gathering around the bar, and then theres also that bitch maria and that other bitch jenny hugging up on each other!! I am humbled and honored to be in such an outstanding group of poll/fighters and as I walk proudly over to the bar, I make sure I smile, wink and blow the bartender kiss, and as some of the women, rivals have small talk, I ask the bartender "how about a round of tequila shots for everyone on me!!" and as he lines up the shot glasses, the salt and lime, I make sure I am down next to Maria and Jenny, and as he pours all the shots I quickly grab mine, put my hand up into the air and say "heres to an amazing weekend and good luck to all" and then I shoot my shot down quickly, and as all the other women raise their shot glasses up, I pay close attention to both those bitches Maria and Jenny, ane when they begin to do their shots, I grab the large pitcher of ice cold water and dump the whole thing over Marias head "SPLAAAASH!!" and with one quick swing, I slam the empty pitcher into the back of Jennys head with a loud "Craaaack!!"