Moss and I have been going back and forth since she destroyed Lisa. There is a lot of bad blood that has been building ever since.
We couldn’t agree on a place to fight so kate stepped in and offered her place to host the fight
I was reluctant at first as kate and I have some issues between us as well plus she’s a big fan of moss but she assured me that she wouldn’t get involved. I agreed as long as she keeps her word.
We agree to fight on a Tuesday evening.
I received a text message from kate of her address.
I put on my white top with grey tacky bottoms. Nice and casual for the outdoors.
On my way I stop at a liquor store and grab a couple of bottles of wine as kate has put on her social Platform of the fight between moss and I. A lot of people have responded and plan on attending. I don’t want to be rude to the host and not come empty handed.
I arrive at the destination. Get out of my car and head toward the back. The gate is open and as I enter I’m meet by kate.
I give her a hug and a kiss on each cheek and hand her the bottles of wine. I thank her for hosting this
She shows me her lawn as I enter to my left the grass is all wet and muddy and to the right is a pond.
Not looking forward to going in either spot.
We head to the middle of the lawn where I see sinthia is already here. I greet her with a hug. We have some issues as well but that will be taken care off in the future.
I notice a lot of flower beds around. Kate must do a lot of work and I’ll hate to have it ruined.
I sit down on a lounge chair as we wait for moss to arrive.
Thinking to myself that she got cold feet and won’t come.
I roll my eyes as that raging whore Anita arrives first; people may not of noticed but I’m not a fan of hers! I fake a smile as she hands me the bottles of her disappointing *Cough* wine selection *Couch*. But then comes a moment in my life that will haunt me until my last days; Anita wraps her arms around me and hugs me! But worse was to come as her cold and slimy fish lips place kiss on my cheek. Her kiss sent a cold deathly shiver down my spine. For a moment I thought I was going to vomit!
My inner monologue rages:
“OMG what the fuck does she wash her hair with; it smells rancid!”
With my self control having survived this critical hit. I calmly fake a smile as best I can; as I take the wine and add it to the cooler. With the wine dealt with; I go and lean against my fence. Immediately I wipe my cheek clean and then with mobile phone in hand; I call my Doctor:
“Dr. Who…I’m going to need antibiotics by the truck load…I…I received a kiss from Anita!”
*Phone goes silent*
“Not that Anita?” Dr. Who inquires.
My voice trembles as I say “Yes!”
“Now stay calm Kate; I will alert the CDC that our town’s Typhoid Mary is at it again and you come and see me first thing in the morning for your shots!”
“Shots!!” I scream into my phone.
“Come on Kate; you know all to well that Anita has every Victorian era disease known to man. However I must know and this is the important question…has the fight started yet?”
“No…but be quick! I think I hear Moss arriving.”
*The line goes dead*
