With our Dark Lord sat on the edge of his throne with excitement, myself and Amy stare hatefully at each other. With our fists raised we stalk each other, yet despite the deadly serious nature of our encounter…we both smile excitedly. Out of the Thirteen it is perhaps us who most of all have a fetish for pain? A lust for blood? My lust for blood is legendary - The Crimson Demon - is a moniker I’ve inherited with pride over the centuries. Meanwhile the only moniker you inherited was “The Demon Whore of Bangkok!”.
But then the ground beneath us begins to tremble as our Dark Lord says:
“Tear the Bitch apart!”
Excitedly we hurl ourselves together, fists flaying as we throw hammer blow after hammer blow at each other. You slam a fist into my ribs; a few seconds later an uppercut from me collides into your jaw. We both suck up the pain and keep on punching, one second my body shudders…then your body is rocked. I scream in pain, only for you to scream just as loud. You send a combo of punches towards my belly and breasts, your punches are so hard that wounds of my breasts begin to flow again with new blood. I curse you:
“Ow….Ow….arhhh Amy you dirty whore!”
Yet, despite our exchange of blows, we both stand our ground…however my next act confounds you. As I begin to chant…impossible Kate has no magic this night! Yet chant I do…
“By the last pathetic flicker of your sad little spells,
By the vanity of a third-rate witch with all the grace of a drunk toad,
By the desperate wiles of a bargain-bin slut clinging to her borrowed broom,
I call forth the one thing you’ll never have—actual talent!
Let every lame enchantment of yours wither like your love life,
Let your cheap charms fizzle out like your tragic attempts at eyeliner!
For I, Kate, have had it with your sad, wannabe-witch act!”
But my chant was a deception! As with a smug grin plastered across my face I suddenly lean in and grab two handfuls of your hair, before thrusting my forehead into your already battered nose. Blood erupts from your nose and the Dark Lord erupts with laughter at my unorthodox attack and I shout out the word “Explosion!”