(Apologies to all for my absence, bit of a medical thing)
So there i am, happily stroking Grimalkin and listening to all the blood curdling cries from my evil sisters when i'm suddenly blindsided. At first i don't see who it is raking my face with her claws but then a bolt of lightning lights up the face of my old enemy The Wandering Witch, Lauren.
I let out a low shriek of pain and Grimalkin shoots from my arms. Your sharp lil teeth then sink into my earlobe, the first known case of a witch vampire. I'm dragged across the sodden ground, still on my feet but firmly in your control. This is no way to treat the descendant of a Pendle witch.
Seems reputations mean nothing to you, and why should they, we are here to rip each other to pieces.
It's then that my familiar Grimalkin comes to my aid, hissing, scratching and biting at your legs.
You lash out with a well directed foot and send the jet black cat tumbling into a gravestone where he lies gasping for breath, now you are free to continue your attack on me. You wrap an arm around my neck and spin us round. I see the wall of the church coming rapidly towards my face, my arms snap out, hands meet rough hewn stone saving my face from further damage, at least for now.
You then grab at my hair and push my cheek against the wet moss covered stone. You shriek with laughter...but now you got me all peed off.
I thrust back my right elbow, seeking out your ribs, at the same time i lift my left foot which is still encased in my thigh length black boot. I drive the heel down towards the instep of your right foot..."Did you really think taking me down would be easy, bitch"? i hiss as i twist from your grasp.
I make no attempt to attack your face but instead i grab hold of your hair and drag you to me. My lips meet yours but this is no loving kiss, as our lips meet i drive my right knee up fast and hard, it unerringly arrows towards your oft used kitty. "A kitty for a kitty" i mock looking over at a now recovering Grimalkin.