As your cheap and skanky Chinese knock off, of a Thai knock off goes up in flames. My smugness is on full display, clearly this was not your most expensive dress. But we both know that the price tag is irrelevant, the cost of replacement does not matter. It’s a matter of principle, I publicly burned your trashy dress - you’ve got to get even! Our audience demands it! Normally the demands of others should be ignored however when us girls gather to watch a catfight, omg the politics of the situation are immense. Lose the catfight and every woman in that room will see you as weak and prey on you. Fail to win in emphatic fashion and despite the victory, you will still end up with a target on your back. So yes, winning isn’t everything, it’s how you win that matters.
Still as we glare at each other, the faint crackling sound of your dress burning energises the room. The sounds are rather cosy and warming, there is almost a romantic quality to it. But romance, peace and love? Neither me or Erin give a fuck about that - Nothing could be farther from our minds! Still the room is consumed by a deathly silence with only Monica muttering to herself in the corner - Bless her, the bitch is special!
THUD!!!“Ow you fucking bitch!” I screech as a sudden sprint across the living room catches me off guard and your shoulder barges me into the living room wall. My back crunches into the wall painfully, however the wall also braces me and I’m able to remain on my feet.
Our close and most beloved friends roar with approval:
“Yeah Erin, get that fucking bitch Kate, claw her face, claw her face!”
However while my back maybe hurting, I was still able to grab your hair as you bent over to shoulder barge me. With my hands firmly embedded in your rats nest, I push downwards to hold your face low and raise my right knee frantically into your face. My aggression is uncontrolled and you use your hands and arms to block my blows. For every 5 thrusts of my knee, I’m lucky if only one shot hits your face…but when I do hit, you know it!
Meanwhile our loyal and most faithful of friends now scream with delight:
“That’s it Kate - you give that skanky troll Erin a nose job!”
~Sigh~ With friends like ours, who the fuck needs enemies
Yt