With our firm breasts and hard nippled mashed together, I glare coldly into your eyes as I pull on your thong. Your own thong cuts into you, it forces itself deeply into your labia - pain is etched across your face. You screech in agony and rise onto your tippy toes, yet you can’t escape my assault on your womanhood. However your thong, a literal petri dish of Many…MANY DNA samples! Is about to do you a favour…
SNAP!!!
“Fuck!” I snap, as my hands fling back towards me and Erin’s thong flys across the room to land on Monica’s ode to the Janitor mop head - The peanut gallery smirks and try’s not to laugh at Monica. Unsurprisingly they fail to control themselves and the jocularity of this moment consumes our most loyal friends. However while the room laughs at Monica, Erin takes the opportunity to attack. She shoves my shoulders with the palms of her hands and I stagger backwards, however Erin immediately follows up and grabs my hair with both hands and begins to spin. Around, around we go - where I crash? Nobody knows. Well that’s a lie, as Erin times her release to perfection and I go crashing into the peanut gallery.
My left forearm clotheslines a particularly nasty skank named Tammi, I about take her head off. Shame it’s still attached ~Sigh~ What a slut she is! Meanwhile my right shoulder barges into a curious bitch who goes by the moniker Lexibabe! LexiOldTroutFace would be way more appropriate! However thanks to Tammi the Skank and Old Trout Face, my momentum slows and I’m able to remain upright, barely able to remain upright if the truth be told. But alas Erin was not done and her foot slams into my lower back and I’m sent tumbling into the carpet. I find myself face planted into the carpet, my scope of vision is limited. All I can see is one rather plain looking and open black leather bag, and a Pic’n’Mix style display of cheap plastic shoes, which have inserted in them terrible legs, with the worst spray on tans you have ever seen - yes I’m surrounded by the peanuts, I mean my beloved friends.
However my little spin curtesy of Erin had left my stomach doing somersaults and my scalp burning with scorching pain. But before I can move, I feel an Erin’s pert and somewhat perfect behind land on the small of my back. She plants herself onto me with the grace of a leaping tiger the grace of a sack of potatoes!
“Owww…Get the FUCK OFF ME YOU BITCH!!!” I screech in a combination of pain and rage…meanwhile to further add to my torment, peanut Steph’s ugly shoes come into sight! Bright yellow, with faded black poker dots and made out of the finest plastic in all of China. Now I really do think I’m gonna be sick!
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