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Chapter 10Two short articles caught the imagination of newspaper readers across Amarillo, the next morning.
Two Brides for a Departing Soldier
The Amarillo army base was witness to unusual scenes on the day of the departure of a platoon of soldiers to Damascus as part of a UN peacekeeping force.
Birdie Hawkins and Buffie Halloran, two young women who had come to see off their boyfriends were stunned when they realized that they had been dating the same man over the last few months.
Norman Stanley, a soldier in the platoon to Damascus had been dating both women over the last few months without the knowledge of the two women.
What could have been a scene of conflict, however turned into a day of marriage and harmony for the two women.
Norman Stanley proposed marriage to both women. Encouraged by a vociferous crowd and the chaplain at the army base, the two women accepted Norman Stanley’s offer to marry them both.
“It is one of the greatest days in my life as a chaplain. I was able to secure the marriage of not one but two women as wives for this departing soldier. The young man is a great servant to the United States of America, the greatest country in the world”, said Chaplain Sergius O Shaugnessy, who had encouraged the two women to accept Norman Stanley’s proposal to marry them both.
The two women Birdie Hawkins and Buffie Halloran were unavailable for comment.
Serious Brawl at Denny’s Diner
Patrons at the popular Denny’s Diner in Amarillo, Texas were witness to a furious brawl between two female customers.
What had started off a normal day at worked turned into one of extreme violence for Cathy Finnegan, a waitress at Denny’s.
“I don’t know who those two women were. But the way they fought, they looked like a couple of crazy bitches in heat. I hope law enforcement agencies hunt them down, lock em up in jail and throw away the keys. Women like these are a menace to society”, said Cathy, not one to mince words.
Philo Beddo, a truck driver who has stopped at the diner for his daily beer and steak had this to say about the brawl.
“They were two nice and round and fleshy women. They went at it like a couple of bitches at a whorehouse. I must tell you man, it was some sight. I’ll never forget what I saw for the rest of my life. I’ve been around this country, and I ain’t never seen anything like it. These two fleshy women were trying to kill each other. But the fight ended rather sedately, if I may add. They rolled around the gravel drive like they were a couple of lovers or something. It sure was a sight for sore eyes”, said Philo.
Law enforcement agencies have not been able to track down the identities of the two brawling women.
Chapter 11Buffie walked into the supermarket rather reluctantly the next morning. She had been drinking all night. Ten beers when she counted the cans laying on her carpet floor in the morning. Her head ached and her face was puffy with all the bruises from the slaps Birdie had inflicted on her.
As she walked down the aisle, she sensed the other employees whispering behind her back and some of them stifling laughs. Buffie wanted to shout at them and tell them to fuck off. But she suppressed her anger and walked towards the cubicle.
She stepped into the glass cubicle and Birdie was already in front of the computer.
“Mornin”, said Buffie as she settled down across the table in front of Birdie.
“Mornin”, said Birdie in a terse whisper.
Their eyes met. Buffie saw the bruises on Birdie’s face. She had given as good as she had got.
Neither woman looked away for a few moments, both of them holding the stare. It was on between them. The war between Buffie and Birdie has started yesterday. Both women were ready to resume battle today morning.
They continued to stare hatefully at each other when the door opened, and Connie and Callie stepped into the office.
“Good morning”, said Connie.
“Good morning you guys”, said Callie.
Buffie and Birdie returned the greetings of the two senior managers.
Connie and Callie looked on at Buffie and Birdie, as if they were two rare specimens of humans who they were studying or researching.
“How you both doing?”, asked Callie stepping towards the desk where Buffie and Birdie sat.
“I’m fine”, said Birdie.
“I’m allright”, said Buffie.
“We are aware of the developments. We have been informed that you both got married yesterday. We read it in the newspaper too”, said Connie.
Both Buffie and Birdie did not respond, and they simply stared down at the floor, guiltily.
“Congratulations you guys”, said Callie.
“Yeah congratulations”, said Connie.
Buffie and Birdie did not respond. They just sat there with their bruised faces and dark circles around their eyes.
Connie and Callie looked at each other and they both shrugged, surprised at the lack of enthusiasm in the two junior employees at getting married to a soldier.
“Are you both OK?”, asked Callie. She saw the bruises on the faces of the two junior floor managers. She had a hunch that the women had tried to punch and slap each other out.
“Do I look OK?”, asked Birdie, sounding angry.
She glared at Buffie who glared right back at her.
“Come on you both. Try to get along allright. You are now married to the same man. There is no need for any acrimony”, said Callie, trying to pacify the two warring women.
“Easy for you to say”, said Buffie in a dour voice.
“No, it ain’t easy for me to say, Buffie. You and Birdie over here remind me of Connie and Callie after we got married to the same man. Now our husband is at the warfront. And Connie and I are like best friends to each other. I cannot live without Connie, and she cannot live without me”, said Callie passionately.
“Callie is right. Having a co-wife when your husband is away fighting for God and country is the best deal ever. Trust me, you both simply need to rough it out for the first month or so. You don’t know how awesome it is after that”, said Connie in a voice as passionate as Callie.
Connie moved towards Callie and the two portly women entwined fingers.
But Buffie and Birdie eyed each other with hostility.
“Both Connie and I are here to help you girls if you need anything”, said Callie, in a sincere voice.
“Yes. Anytime you need advice on how to navigate a co-wife relationship ….. just ask us. It can be anything. Sexual jealousy, sex, sharing things etc”, said Connie.
“Forgive me for sounding like your mother but moving into the same house with each other would be a good way to start your lives as co-wives. Not only would you have a companion, but you can save on rent as well”, said Callie, in a matter-of-fact tone.
“I agree with Callie. I recommend that the two of you move into the same house as soon as possible”, said Connie.
Callie took Connie’s hand in hers and kissed it. Connie returned the kiss on Callie’s hand and the two portly women looked at each other with a hint of longing.
They looked back towards Buffie and Birdie, maybe hoping that their love for each other would transmit to their warring juniors.
Buffie and Birdie looked over at each other again across the table. This time with a little less hostility.
Chapter 12The glass cubicle was overwhelmed by the tension between Birdie and Buffie. Even Connie and Callie who were normally cheerful and gay, was quiet throughout the day.
But there was a job to be done. Normal work life had to go on.
Birdie and Buffie stayed back after work to do the rounds in the evening. They had hardly exchanged a word throughout the day. Though both women had stolen glances at each other’s swollen and bruised faces.
Buffie felt herself melting like an iceberg on a sunny day. She had recalled the events of the previous day when that fucking priest, and the bloodthirsty crowd had forced herself and Birdie into a marriage with that son of a bitch Norman Stanley.
Birdie’s thinking was along the same lines. That bastard Norman Stanley had two-timed Buffie and her. Played them against each other cleverly. And then popped the question in front of the crowd. It was a carefully laid plan to trap both Buffie and her as his wives, the son of a bitch.
Callie and Connie said their goodbyes and left together a little after 6 pm.
Buffie and Birdie were alone in the cabin again.
They did not talk to each other or acknowledge each other in the absence of the senior managers. They were like two tigers nursing their wounds.
Then the time to make the rounds across the store arrived.
Both women waited for the other woman to make a move. But neither one did. The minutes kept ticking.
It was a test of patience. Buffie and Birdie wanted to talk to each other. But both warriors were waiting for the other woman to make a move.
The test of patience went on and on. Neither woman gave an inch. Neither woman was willing to make the first step towards a gradual mutual peace.
Birdie caved in first.
“How you doin?”, she whispered uncertainly at Buffie as they sat across the table.
Buffie did not respond first and kept staring into her monitor. Birdie thought Buffie hadn’t heard her and was about to repeat her question when Buffie turned her face towards where Birdie sat.
Their eyes met.
“I am allright. A bit hungover. How you doin yourself?”, asked Buffie in a tone that was not hostile at all.
“I am OK. A bit hungover myself. My face hurts too”, said Birdie.
Neither woman spoke for a few moments. They just sat there across the table from each other, uncertain expressions on their faces.
“About time we went on our rounds, don’t you think?”, asked Buffie.
“Yeah. Shall we start now?”, asked Birdie.
There was a formality to their relationship after the events of the previous day when they had slapped and punched the living daylights out of each other in the diner after they were married off to the same man.
They walked out of the cubicle together and entered the aisles.
There were no arguments between the two women on that evening as they walked across the supermarket aisles, checking the goods.
Both women knew they had to perform their jobs like professionals. There were bills to be paid.
“You think Norman is going to send us any money?”, asked Buffie suddenly as they entered the aisle with the gym accessories.
Birdie was surprised by the question.
“I’m not sure I am ready to discuss that now”, said Birdie.
“Why not?”, asked Buffie firmly.
“Jesus, Buffie. Why did you have to bring this up now?”, asked Birdie.
“Well, we have to bring it up sooner or later. You and I are married to the same man, Birdie. We are co-wives now. Nothing we can do about it”, said Buffie, placing her hands on her hips.
They stood a couple of steps away from each other.
Birdie knew Buffie was right.
“Well, I don’t think Norman Stanley is gonna send us any fucking money if that’s what you’re asking me. He didn’t share the rent when he was with me”, said Birdie.
“You got that right. He never paid rent when he was with me either”, said Buffie.
The women eyed each other intently. This was a difficult conversation. They were admitting to each other for the first time that they had been dating and fucking the same man.
“You miss him?”, asked Birdie suddenly.
Their eyes met. A hint of hostility appeared on both their faces.
“Yeah, I do. Norman was handy around the house. I felt protected when he was with me”, said Buffie, almost whispering, as if the dumbbells had ears.
Their mutual stare slowly turned into a glare.
“How did you like him in bed?”, asked Birdie. She said it quickly as if it was a question she had been struggling to suppress all day.
“He always did a great job. Norman was virile. We used to fuck atleast three times a day when we were together. And he drove my pussy to orgasm each time we fucked”, said Buffie, in what was clearly a challenging tone. She couldn’t help herself. She was talking about her man with her sexual rival.
“I would have to agree with you. Norman and I would fuck a minimum of three times a day. Sometimes it would go upto five times. We would just fuck and fuck for hours. He would be on top for an hour and then he would lay down and I would mount his cock, and we would go on for an hour like that”, said Birdie in an equally challenging tone. Birdie couldn’t help herself either.
Both women took a step towards each other and looked deep into the other woman’s face which was covered with bruises and scratches.
Their bodies were inches apart. Feisty and competitive expressions had appeared on both their faces. The talk of their shared husband had got both women hot.
Birdie felt her nipples turn erect.
Buffie felt her nipples struggle against the fabric of her brassiere.
They could feel each other’s breaths hit their bruised faces.
“Five fucks a day is a bit of a stretch, Birdie. I think you’re lying”, said Buffie, a hint of rancour in her voice.
“I ain’t lying, Birdie. I swear we used to fuck five times a day and he would bring me to orgasm each and every time”, said Birdie.
“Oh yeah?”, said Buffie.
“Yeah”, said Birdie.
Their faces had turned red as they trash talked.
“Norman and I used to have sex in the backyard of my house. I would lay on the grass, and he would mount me and the two of us would get all sweaty on account of how hot it was”, Buffie blurted out.
“Outdoor sex is nothing new to me. Norman and I used to fuck in our bed. In the toilet. In the shower. In the backyard. In the front yard. In the car. Hell, once we were out for a movie we fucked in the loo at the mall”, said Birdie passionately.
Buffie could contain herself no longer. She closed the distance between her and Birdie and kissed Buffie on the mouth.
The two women threw their arms around each other even as Buffie opened her mouth, and they kissed each other passionately with their tongues and mouths.
The faces which they were slapping and clawing at on the previous day, were now kissing each other.
Their mutual embrace was almost like two wrestlers holding each other.
The women kissed feverishly, desperately running their tongues over each other. They were kissing like two women who had not had sex in a while.
Birdie pushed Buffie towards the wall of the aisle. They continued to kiss as they fumbled and danced towards the wall.
Buffie leant against a small space in the aisle wall between the dumbbells and the barbells and Birdie plastered her body against Buffie’s.
The women began to hump at each other’s thighs as they kissed competitively.
Despite their desperate urge to satisfy their sexual needs, both women were conscious of the fact that they were in the supermarket and there were still workers around who could catch them red handed.
The aisle was filled with the sounds of the two women kissing and their crotches humping at each other’s thighs. They tried to keep their gasps and moans down to a whisper.
Buffie caught a clump of Birdie’s hair as they humped. Birdie returned the courtesy, and the two women were pulling at each other’s hair as they humped and kissed each other passionately.
Buffie and Birdie were inflicting both pleasure and pain on their co-wife or their sexual rival.
They humped desperately against each other’s thighs sending thwack sound across the aisle. Both women raised their skirts for each other so that they could rub their crotches against the flesh of each other’s thighs.
Thighs locked together as the humping grew in intensity.
They grabbed each other’s buttocks for better grips to hump each other’s thighs.
Both women could feel the other woman’s wet panties rubbing against the flesh of each other’s thighs.
As they humped desperately, they could smell the aroma of each other’s wet pussies. The aisle was filled with the combined smell of the aromas from their wet pussies.
They stopped kissing and gasped into each other’s faces as the pussy humping reached a crescendo.
Neither woman had gotten laid in the last three days since their shared boyfriend/husband Norman Stanley had left for the army base.
Their hungry pussies began to quiver as they humped each other with gay abandon. The women lost control of their senses and were now gasping and moaning loudly.
Both Buffie and Birdie were surrendering to their basest instincts. They were in the grip of a tremendous sexual fever and did not care if the other employees would see them or whether they would get caught.
They snarled into each other’s faces as they felt the approaching orgasms in their pussies. Their head swam in lust and sexual arousal. There was nothing either woman could do about it.
The two women who were both co-wives as well as sexual rivals, exploded into their panties, soiling their panties with their cum.
They gripped each other as if their lives depended on it until every drop of pent up cum was discharged into their panties.
Even after their orgasms reduced to minor tremors, the women continued to kiss each other like they were trying to kill each other.
Chapter 13It was a cold evening, but Buffie and Birdie did not hold hands or anything as they walked towards the parking lot.
There was a sexual need that had to be satisfied. They had driven each other to orgasm. Now they were back to fighting the war they both had to fight because they were married to the same man.
Buffie and Birdie were sexually attracted to each other, but Norman Stanley had drawn a wedge between the two women.
They weren’t even talking to each other as they walked towards their cars. Both women looked and felt desolate.
“Thanks for the dry hump. I enjoyed the orgasm”, said Buffie, suddenly.
It was an unexpected compliment.
“Think nothing of it”, said Birdie, letting out a sigh.
An uneasy silence descended upon the two women as they reached their cars.
Should they invite the other woman or their co-wife or their sexual rival to their home to spend the night together in bed? Spend the night naked in bed, humping each other. These were the thoughts running through both women’s minds. But they were still rivals over a man. Their husband.
They stopped together in front of their cars which were parked quite close to each other.
“Cold night, isn’t it?”, asked Birdie, inserting her hands into the pockets of her sweater.
“It’s only going to get colder from here”, said Buffie.
The two women were simply indulging in small talk as they fidgeted in front of their cars.
They both wanted to go home with each other. Buffie wanted Birdie to invite her to Birdie’s house. Birdie wanted Buffie to invite her to Buffie’s house. They both longed to be pampered and nursed. They both longed to lay back and let their pussies be licked.
They waited. Waited for the other woman to make a move.
They gazed longingly at each other. They gazed at each other’s battle-scarred faces in the cold night.
“See you tomorrow, Buffie”, said Birdie.
“See ya, Birdie”, said Buffie.
They looked at each other for a moment longer, hoping one of them would break the ice and invite the other woman home.
“Gonna have a drink when you get home, Buffie?”, asked Birdie.
“Yeah, got a couple of beers in the fridge, Birdie. How about you?”, asked Buffie.
“Nothing like a chilled beer in this weather, Buffie”, said Birdie.
“You can say that again”, said Buffie.
The two women stared at each other hopefully.
Which woman would make a move?
“You want to go to a bar and have a beer with me, Birdie?”, asked Buffie.
Birdie just watched her, her face expressionless.
“Sure, if you want to”, said Birdie.
“Know any good ones in this area?”, asked Buffie, her voice full of hope.
“There’s one down the highway. It’s called Branxxxxn’s. Will not be too crowded at this hour, Buffie. We could drive down in our cars. There is a large red neon sign that says Branxxxxn’s and its hard to miss”, Birdie blurted out eagerly.
“I am game”, said Buffie.
“OK. Let’s hit the bar then. I’ll lead the way”, said Birdie, unable to contain her excitement.
The two women got into their cars. Buffie waited for Birdie to drive out of the Randy’s parking lot in her Honda.
Buffie’s nipples were erect, and her heart was beating like the drums in a primitive tribal song. She couldn’t help but anticipate what would happen between them tonight at the bar.
Birdie drove her Honda out of the parking lot. Buffie followed eagerly.