Alumna, Benefactors, and Friends;
We know this announcement comes later than is typical for our Feast of St John's annual fundraiser. But be assured that our Organizing Committee has been hard at work all year pulling together an event for your holiday season viewing pleasure.
Since December 27 this year falls on a Friday, our esteemed Committee decided they would turn back the clock with a 'Friday Night Fights' theme night: two lovely topless school mothers trading bare fists to the face until one is unable to continue.
In the left corner, we present the long-haired, tattoo'd beauty Patricia, Mom to one of our scholarship sophomores.
In the right corner, we present the blonde bombshell Jacqueline, Mom to a senior at our school.
To up the ante, both school Mom's have agreed to put at risk their own share of the fight purse. That's right, fight fans. This is winner take all.
Interested yet?
If not, check out the rules the two ladies have agreed to.
<> Topless.
<> Hair down.
<> No mouth piece.
<> No gloves.
<> No clinching.
<> No ref (wow!)
<> No rounds
<> No clock
<> Fight continues until one woman is down and cannot get up
December 27. See you there. Give generously.
