"I mean, this is absurd...does she not care about our rules?" said Donna as she played a card in their weekly game of clubs.
"She's got the body, though, doesn't she?" said Becky, snorting to herself as she played.
'But so does Carolyn, and she respects the rules." Leigh replied as her card played and the hand went to Carolyn.
"Well, " she sighed, "She's just visiting her sister-in-law. Maybe she doesn't know the rules."
"Oh no," Donna corrected, "My welcome tea with her included all of the rules. Especially with the size of those tits, I specifically said, bathing suits at the community pool, blah, blah, blah."
Carolyn shrugged. "Maybe someone should politely remind her and Candace? "
"I told Candace twice, and the poor thing tried to talk to her, I think her name is Vikki. Vikki told her that these were the only bathing suits she had and quote, 'if the old bitches around here are worried about their husbands, than maybe they should put out more'." replied Donna.
The table of card players rolled their eyes.
"Carolyn, maybe you should say something." Donna quietly suggested.
"Why me?" Carolyn asked. "I don't have any role in community board stuff.
All three other women put down their cards and looked at Carolyn. "Umm, have you looked in the mirror honey?" said Becky. "You're the only one of us whose body can even come close to intimidating her into complying. "
Carolyn sheepishly looked down at her massive tits. She knew what the other women were implying. It was also why they didn't like the interloper flaunting her body and she didn't care so much.
"Fine, I'll talk to her."
They all finished the game. A few days later, Carolyn put on her most revealing, but rule compliant bathing suit and went to the community pool.
Sure enough, "Vikki" was there and parading around in a bathing suit that was far too revealing for her tits and not covering her ass at all.
Carolyn walked up to her at the pool bar and said, "Hi, I'm Carolyn, I understand you're Candace's sister in law and visiting your brother for a while?"
Vikki looked at her as she sipped her drink. "Hi Carolyn. I'm Vikki. Nice to meet you. What can I do for you today?" she said smirking.
"Well, I believe you may know this, but as a courtesy, I wanted to let you know that there are some rules of decorum for public places in this community and one of them involves poolside attire."
"So I've heard..." she smiled again, "that's why I wore my one piece today."
Carolyn laughed. So did Vikki.
"You and I have a similar matter with our chests---" Carolyn began but Vikki cut her off.
"Oh, honey. We don't have a "similar matter". You have big tits, but I have great tits. We both know that. "
Somehow that struck a nerve for Carolyn. "Vikki," she kept her cool, "I'm not here to prove my tits are better than yours, we can both sleep at night knowing that they are. I'm simply here to ask you to keep yours contained like a respectable woman and not a whorry slut."
"Did you just call me a slut?"
"No dear, I said they way you're flaunting your modestly sized tits is slutty. One is an adjective and one is a noun."
Vikki smiled. "You think you're so great? High and mighty?" she asked.
"Not at all." Carolyn replied calmly.
"I'll tell you what, you arrogant bitch. How about this. You know that community room in the clubhouse? Why don't you and I meet there tonight, woman to woman. Whichever one wins gets things their way. If your tits beat mine, I'll wear a fucking moo-moo to the pool every day for the rest of the summer. If yours win, you a cover up too."
Carolyn paused for a moment. "Not so sure your tits are that great after all, huh honey?" taunted Vikki.
"You've got a deal." said Carolyn.