Of course I know not to go for a head scissors so early in the match while the oil is new and is at its slipperiest. But my body scissors was easy to maintain and was obviously having it's desired effect. Oil Princess becomes frustrated and begins to break every rule of competitive oil wrestling. The cheating bitch elbows me in the face. The dirty blow causes me to release my hold and Oil Princess is free. I'm kicked in the stomach and slapped repeatedly in the face and breasts.
Oil Princess goes to kick me in the stomach again, but since she's already used this move, this time, I'm ready for it. I catch her ankle as she tries to kick my stomach again, While holding her ankle, I yank it hard towards me. With her trying to balance her excessive body weight on one leg, she falls hard on her fat bottom when I yank her leg out from under her. Angry now, I mount her quickly as she tries to get up from being sent down hard to the floor of the pit. I intend to win this match and counter her cheating with good, aggressive, hard oil wrestling, to show her and everyone just why I am the champ and why I will be retaining my belt.
I mount Oil Princess from behind as she tries to get up as I re-establish control. I apply a tight full nelson as I go back to working on her head and neck area. She will say my name and call me "Champ" before I am through with her.
