For being a champion "Sandra" should know better than to use her legs so early in the match. We are both covered in oil and it's hasn't had time to soak in. She thinks she has me but her horse face is exposed and I use my free elbow and smack her in the face with it. She immediately releases her "anaconda" hold and escape. I can tell she is stunned from the elbow to the face. Before she recover I kick her twice in her soft belly followed by several slaps to the face and fake breasts. I show her no respect...
Oil Princess turned this match from an oil wrestling match to a brawl with this illegal move. Elbowing me in the face and kicking me twice in the stomach are not within the rules of an oil wrestling match. Yet my detractors, Blakkjac and Carolann, criticize me for fouling Oil Princess in kind. Where was your criticism of her? She deserved every bit of that punch and more. And as far as my legacy goes, this should show that I will wrestle hard and fairly with any opponent. But if you foul me in the way that Oil Princess did, you will be met with harsh retaliation, which was very much deserved in this case.
Carolann, if you have a problem with me, what I did, or with this statement, there's one way to settle our difference of opinion. I will wrestle you for my title after I dispose of Oil Princess. With the stipulation that no blows or striking of any kind is allowed. Any punches, kicks, elbows or knees intentionally thrown would result in an immediate DQ and a forfeiture of the match. Do you agree, or are you more comfortable just sitting back there and criticizing?