"You fucking skank! Get your hands off my man!"
"Your man? Sorry bitch, you had your chance and now he went over to where the good pussy is."
"What! I'm a zillion times better than you in bed and you know it!"
"Sorry, sweetheart, but that's not what your ex was saying last night."
The trash talking on X had been interminable, and now Amanda Franca and Laci Kay Somers stood at opposite ends if the arena in tiny thong bikinis, glaring at each other as they stretched.
"Hmm..."said Amanda as the pre-fight interview started, "my strategy today is to use my toned body to absolutely dominate this woman, before I use my fingers to send her to heaven on the mat."
Laci looked at her opponent, eyes filled with as much disdain as she could put in them, before turning to the interviewer. "My strategy today is going to be to immobilize this woman with my fut body, then use my seductive skills to make her forget who her ex even is!"
Amanda looks at the interviewer with a smirk. "In Round 4, when I win, I'm gonna fuck this bitch with the biggest strapon ever and make her scream my name."
"In Round 4, when I win-" Laci's voice is dripping with arrogance- "I'm gonna make this bitch beg me for another orgasm...and she won't get it until after she fucking worships my body!"
Both girls walk to the center of the ring, glaring at each other with eyes full of lust and hate. The starting bell sounds...
