I knew what Storm meant. He knows I'm a licensed lifeguard 'n he wanted me on the chair to enforce the rules of the pool. But this is a catfight, no rules, so i'd be blowing my whistle till my face was redder than my suit!
That's why I said no. I will leave my rescue tube, first aid kit 'n spineboard poolside in case the action gets too vicious, like I know it will!
Oh, Storm, when it's all done, please get someone to skim all the hair outta the pool before it clogs up the traps! There's a water aerobics class coming in right after the fight!
HUGGGZZZZ!!!! Good luck, everyone! Especially Justine!!!