Howard Cosell- Greetings, sports fans. This is Howard Cosell and welcome to another broadcast of “Telling It like It Is.” I have the pleasure, if you could call it that, of sitting with two very beautiful women who are set to participate in a cage fight at Wembley Stadium in London, England. Seated to my right is, standing at 5’9” and weighing 144 lbs in this shiny red dress with funny sparkles… what is that material? I‘m not a connoisseur in women‘s fashion… and the sandals, the gold sandals. She is perhaps the most hated woman in the fighting world today, the redheaded stepchild and green eyed monster rolled into one… Samantha.
Samantha- You forgot former OPW World Champion, 2007 Queen of the Ring, and reigning OPW Television Champion and member of the Infinite Queens… Queen Samantha. Get it right.
HC- (sarcastic) As you wish, your majesty.
Samantha- Say it right.
HC- Well, you already said it for me.
Samantha- You’re starting with me early, Cosell. Be careful.
HC- Yes, well we are on a time table here, so it‘s best to start early. Now, seated to my left in the black tank top with blue jeans and black boots is the 5’3” 115 lb native of Wales, the heavily tattooed terror with a tendency for tantrums, the winner of the Ultimate Catfighter… Gemma Rox. How are you doing this evening, Gemma?
Gemma- Eager.
Samantha- Thanks for dressing for the interview, Gemma.
Gemma- Fuck you, Sam.
Samantha- I’m sure you’d like to. Is that why you keep on throwing my name around?
HC- Ladies, ladies.
Samantha- You call that a lady? That’s a dumb bitch.
Gemma- Is there a mirror in my face because you must be talking about yourself.
Howard- How did this fight come about?
Samantha- Well, this dumb bitch did what other previous dumb bitches have done and called me out. So, I decided to fight her.
HC- And Gemma, why did you call out Samantha?
Sam- I’m wondering that myself because Gemma has unfinished business with a bunch of other girls who have nothing to do with me. I actually came in and helped Gemma train for her fight against Dawn, which she won, thanks to me.
Gemma- That’s a fucking lie! The bitch hit me in the head with a stool! You didn’t prepare me for that. And you didn’t train me because you wanted to. You did it because Kat asked you to. In fact, you helped me beat a girl who trained YOU to take out Kayla!!
Sam- So? I still did it.
Gemma- What does that make you, huh? A backstabbing cxnt!! Go fuck yourself with your holier than thou bullshit!!!
Sam- I think you want to fuck me, Gemma.
Gemma- Look, I called this bitch out because she’s the biggest bitch in the land of fighting, and I’ve seen my share. Sam, you’re a fucking parasite. You use the IQ’s… lording over them as their leader, but when they need you, where are you?
Sam- I’ve never called myself the leader of the IQ’s. And on that note, what the fuck do you know about the IQ’s anyway, you dumb bitch? I know we’re must see tv, but if you spent more time training and less time trying to stick your head up my ass, you’d be a much better fighter.
Gemma- Let me ask you this, then… when Black Diamond power bombed Vixxxen, and pinned her, knocking her out of competition, where the fuck were you? Black Diamond wasn’t even supposed to be in the Queen of the Ring tournament, and what did you do, huh Mrs. Team Player? JACK SHIT!!!
Samantha- I wasn’t even at the arena when that happened. And aren’t we here to talk about you and I fighting each other? You can run your mouth about what my friends and I do; you can say all the shit you want and try to turn us against one another… we’ve already gone through that with Mikey and the Kick Ass Angels. Our bond is tight because when you’re IQ, you’re IQ for life.
HC- We’ve still never gotten to answer the question of why this fight is taking place.
Sam- Beats me like this dumb bitch wishes she could.
Gemma- Keep calling me a dumb bitch. I’m about to show you one.
Sam- I’m looking at one.
Gemma- I called this bitch out because I don’t like her. She’s a hypocrite and a liar and she puts herself above everyone else when she’s a weak arse slut.
Sam- How can I beat a slut when I don’t sleep around?
Gemma- Fuck you, Sam.
Sam- Like I said, you’ve got a crush on me.
HC-…. Well, now that we’ve got motives established, Samantha, what do you think of this fight or rather, why did you accept it?
Sam- I think it’s going to be easy.
HC- Really? She’s the reigning Ultimate Catfighter and she hasn’t lost a match since she’s been in OPW. She’s rumored to have even pinned Rachel Apache in a sparring match. And she’s beaten Marie B. in an unofficial fight.
Gemma- That’s not a rumor; it happened. We did a best of five and Rachel beat me 3-1. And I did beat Marie B.
Sam- Wow… you beat Marie B. and Rachel Apache. I wouldn’t know anything about that, Gemma. I’ve only beaten Marie B. three fucking times and I’ve beaten Rachel once. I don’t take Gemma Rox seriously because I think she’s a loudmouth and her fighting style is reckless and unsafe for her or her opponents.
HC- You’re calling her a loudmouth. That’s coming from someone who is considered the biggest loudmouth in the fighting world.
Sam- But I’ve backed it up. I said I would win Queen of the Ring and I did. I said I’d be World Champion and I won that the same night. I said I’d beat Marie and after that little bitch made me chase her all over the place to get her to accept a fight, I did. And I’m saying I’m going to beat this dumb bitch and I will.
HC- Now, you say she’s unsafe… what do you mean by that, because this is fighting and the object is to hurt your opponent.
Sam- Gemma will try to kill somebody. That’s what I mean. I heard she tried to drop Beth on her head when they were fighting in the locker room. I could see you beating somebody fair and square… but you don’t have to try and paralyze her.
Gemma- But this bitch hits people with a sledgehammer.
Sam- Not all the time though. That’s the difference.
Gemma- That’s bullshit. That’s what it is.
Sam- You’re too much of a dumb bitch to understand.
Gemma- Yeah… okay. Like I said, keep calling me a dumb bitch and I’m going to knock you out like a dumb bitch.
Sam- I feel like this… Gemma is psyching herself up for this fight, but she really has no motive to fight me. She calls me a hypocrite, but the fact is, Gemma Rox is an ingrate. Gemma, there are some things you’re gonna have to learn to get over. Kayla, Jessika, and Marie kicked your ass. Kayla and Marie tried to help you and you want to talk about me using people? If I had to be on a show where my enemies and bitches who tied me down and fucked me were the coaches, I would’ve quit. You sat your dumb ass or arse or whatever the fuck you want to call it up there and you used them. Then, when they were trying to congratulate you, you flipped them off and made a complete fool of yourself. So, if I put it in that lens, it makes sense why you want to fight me. I helped you and you’re a dumb ass ingrate bitch.
Gemma- You helped me? Okay, you sparred with me a few times, and I appreciate that, but let’s not kid ourselves. You did that for Katora, not for me! So don’t go talking like I owe you anything because the only thing I owe you is the mother of all beatdowns.
Sam- You said the word “mother.” Hmm, this thread is going to get way more views now.
Gemma- You and your sluts jump me and pound on me in the ring? After that little psycho Beth attacks me and cuts me open with a steel chair? After that fucking freak Death knocks me out!!! After that chicken shit Justine super kicks me while I'm getting treated? and after Beth deserts me? Oh you'll get what's coming to you girl.... Don't you fucking worry about that......
Sam- What’s coming to me is a win. I don’t associate with Beth or Death, so just save your breath for the meth.
HC- Yes, and that is another topic I wanted to bring up. Samantha, you have leveled some allegations that you do not believe Gemma Rox is clean. You have accused her of using performance enhancing drugs. What evidence do you have of this?
Gemma- Yeah, where’s your proof, cxnt?!
Sam- I just want you to take the random Olympic style drug tests. I’ll take them too.
HC- But why the accusations? OPW has a pretty strict drug testing, with--
Sam- Aw man, come on! Siena Blaze brags about using cocaine and heroin before matches in her book, and she’s the owner. Those two overrated boxers from the UK, Joe Calzaghe and Ricky Hatton used cocaine and I’m sure they did it when they were fighting. Lennox Lewis smoked weed. So, I’ve got an owner who used drugs and loves Gemma Rox, and I’ve got Gemma Rox the Brit boxer when every Brit boxer I know of was on something. This bitch can get beat down, and suddenly, she’s up and juggling bitches like nothing’s wrong with her. That concerns me and I don’t see why she can’t submit to the testing. And all the yelling and screaming for no reason… roid rage.
HC- What say you, Gemma?
Gemma- Bring me your little piss cup… I’ll fill it up for ya!
Sam- That’s all I want. I want a fair fight.
Gemma- You’re gonna get a lot more than you can handle. I’m gonna really fuck you up; they’re not gonna be able to recognize you when I’m done with you. You’re gonna look like a burnt piece of bacon.
Sam- On paper, this is a mismatch in my favor and I’ve been training for this fight. Gemma, you want to talk about the IQ’s jumping you… ummm… you attacked me first back in New Orleans, remember? Keep it real, you dumb bitch. Christina was fighting Rachel and you attacked her, then I came down to help Christina and you attacked me. So, just shut the fuck up about that.
Gemma- You may think it’s a mismatch, but once you get in the cage with me, you’re gonna see who’s favor this mismatch is in.
Sam- Let’s look at common opponents. You are 2-1 against Jonica; I am 1-0 against her. You are 2-3 against Kayla, but that‘s tag team stuff; I am 1-2 against her because I give her credit for that fight we had in the parking lot back in ‘04. You are 3-3 against Marie B. counting the tag team stuff; I am 3-2 against her. And let’s be real… you LOST to Jessika, so you are 0-1 against her while I am 1-0. So, in common opponents, if I did the math right, you ring it at a whopping 7-8 while I’m 6-4.
Gemma- That has nothing to do with a fight between you and I.
HC- I agree with Gemma. We do have a saying, “styles make fights.” Not common opponents.
Sam- Okay, fair enough. The closest thing Gemma has fought to my style is Athena and she wasn’t that good defensively and she was very overconfident. Athena is supposed to be fighting Kayla later on this year in Greece and I hope for Athena’s sake, she’s ready, because if she’s not, Kayla’s going to seriously hurt her.
HC- Gemma, care to respond?
Gemma- She’s right; I haven’t fought anyone who runs around the ring like she does, but I’m going to cut off the ring and hammer her. One thing about Samantha, she can’t wrestle and she’s shit on the ground.
Sam- That’s what you think.
Gemma- That’s what I know. Once I get you on the ground, you’re dead meat. And you will be on the ground, either by punch or by slam. You’re also weak to the body and everyone knows how good of a body puncher I am.
Sam- I don’t think I take body punches any worse than anyone else, to be honest. I don’t know anybody who likes getting worked over in the stomach or ribs and Gemma, you are no different. In fact, I could hear you groaning all the way in the locker room from your shitty ass matches. Gemma, you are too stupid to fight smart. You get hit; you get mad, and then, whatever strategy you and your tea sipping trainers come up with goes right out the window. You’re not patient enough to fight me; I’ve fought girls like you for most of my career. Why do you think Jenn Peccavi is off in La La Land somewhere and won’t fight me after repeatedly agreeing to do it over the passed five years? Why is it that Stacey Simmons talked mad shit about kicking my ass, but we’ve never fought because her trainer threw a fit after we cut a promo, saying that Stacey needed six weeks to get ready, and then, cancelling the fight? The great Rachel Apache has no problem having fights with me… as long as they aren’t sanctioned ha ha. Ms. I Want to Fight Everyone Marie B. ducked me and when she lost, she didn’t even have the decency to handle it like a champion. All those girls know they can’t beat me. They are B-League fighters and that’s why they’re fighting one another instead of me.
Gemma- I know how good you are, Sam. I can give you that, but you’re verbal diarrhea is going to cost you big time when I plug that leaking anus you call a mouth.
Sam- That’s the most disgusting pre-fight trash talk I’ve ever heard. I’ve been Queen of the Ring, OPW World Champion--
Gemma- Yeah, you won it after a cheap shot. You hit Rachel in the belly with your sledgehammer and then you had them ring the bell and you pinned her.
Sam- What I did was within the rules or they wouldn’t have given me the belt.
Gemma- Wow, someone wins a title in the wrestling world and cheats to do it? Nah, that’s never happened before, huh Sam? It doesn’t matter what you’ve done. You can’t deal with pressure. You’ve folded in your biggest matches and despite the running and silliness, you fuck yourself over when you do decide to take a risk. I’m going to be on you like white on rice.
Sam- I prefer brown rice; it’s healthier.
Gemma- Whatever, bitch. I’m going to smother you and hammer you all over England. It’s ironic this is at Wembley Stadium because Queen played there and that bitch of a queen sitting there in the silly red dress is going to get splayed there.
Sam- Can we get back to me now? Like I said, I’ve been Queen of the Ring, OPW World Champion, I am the OPW Television Champion… what have you done… won something called Ultimate Catfighter… and you’re a former (heavy sarcasm) FTW champion… ah… ah… ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Gemma- You’re the one who’s coaching on the new season of Ultimate Catfighter.
Sam- Yes; I am. Thanks for the plug… dumb bitch.
Gemma- I'm not gonna sit here and keep letting you talk to me like that, Sam. Don't call me dumb. I mean it, baby.
HC- Okay, well… (laughing) hello everyone, this is your host, Howard Cosell, remember me? Gemma, you did mention London being the site of this epic battle. Now, you are in your homeland and you will certainly have the crowd behind you, while you Samantha, actually debuted your Queenly attitude at Wembley Stadium at OPW Moment of Truth back in either late 2006 or early 2007. Not to mention, Mikey Roberts, who you‘ve had a longstanding feud with, is from Manchester, England and certainly, the UK fans will be against you. Siena and Christina have said that security will be beefed up considerably for this fight.
Samantha- I’ve been receiving death threats from them. I don’t know how they find me, but I get calls at 2 am no matter what hotel I’m staying at from people threatening to kill me. It’s okay though; I may have grown up rich, but I didn’t grow up happy. I got picked on a lot, so if they want to act like that, it’s whatever. When I look at this dumb bitch, Gemma Rox, that’s what I see… all those haters out there who want to see me fail.
HC- Another point that came up... this was originally a cagefight, but now, it's been changed to a Hell In A Cell match. Why?
Sam- I heard Gemma bitched and moaned that a cage match would give me an advantage, so Siena changed it to Hell In A Cell.
Gemma- I would've fought you in any kind of match there is!! Fucking liar!! I said you'd have the advantage, but I never complained about the match!!
Samantha- There goes that temper again. How the fuck could I have the advantage in a cagefight when Gemma won Ultimate Catfighter in cage fights and I've never won a cage fight in my career? Whatever, dumb bitch.
Gemma- I'm gonna fuck you up in a minute.
HC- Gemma, Samantha recently released “Down For the Queen,” the rap or poem against you. We’ve never gotten your official response to this, but since you’re here…
Gemma- I’ve got my own poetic response that I posted today. You know how much I love a poetry battle and Sam’s going to lose that one, just like she’ll lose the one in the cage.
HC- Samantha, care to respond to Gemma’s response?
Sam- I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m sure it’ll pale in comparison to Down For the Queen and to what I’m going to do to this stupid bitch in London.
HC- Jenn Peccavi, who you mentioned earlier Samantha, said she got a laugh out of it. Kayla said you still have a pretty big mouth. And Laurie Breeze said that Gemma still rocks.
Samantha- Who the fuck is Laurie Breeze? I think Laurie needs to worry about Praggy and stop disrespecting people she doesn’t know. Laurie is going to be on Ultimate Catfighter and her little ass is going to have to see me, since I’m a coach on the show. So, either I’m going to pick her and put her through hell, or I’m going to train the girl who beats the shit out of her.
Gemma- She was just expressing her opinion, bitch. And I tend to agree.
Sam- You would, you dumb bitch. See this new batch of girls? Laurie Breeze, Gemma, Jonica… they need to mind their own business. That’s how you get into trouble; you don’t show respect. Kayla, Marie, Jessika, Peccavi, and I were around long before you bitches decided to show up with your fake ass trash talking. Everything you’re doing, we’ve done, but you want to be all upstart. Bitch please.
HC- You’ve feuded with Kayla, Jessika, and Marie and you’ve had a bit of a cold war with Jenn.
Sam- Okay, Kayla and I have had our problems and we’ve said some ugly things about each other, but we beat the shit out of each other and I do respect her. It’s really over between us; that feud has gone as far as it could go and we’ve both moved on to other things. But you really want a response to what she said, don’t you, Cosell? Okay. Yes Kayla, I do still have a big mouth, which is proof that you didn’t close it. But I do respect you. Jenn Peccavi… look, either come out of the sex slave warrior woman camp and fight me or just shut the fuck up. I don’t know how you guys found out what she said because I haven’t heard anything from her in a long time. You know what? I’m feeling creative… I think I’m gonna freestyle… check this out.
I’m about to knock this dumb bitch Gemma Rox
Down on her knees
Achuu!! It’s true because I just sneezed
Now I gotta deal with another short from up north
Named Laurie Breeze…
Bitch Please!!
I’m holding up my fists, Peccavi
So come get some of these
But beware, fat ass,
Because they’ll make you bleed
You will need Will’s heed
To even take a fight with me…
Bitch Please!!
With you, Kayla honey
I’m trying to keep the peace
But if you keep talking shit
I’m gonna make you see
Like you make your little friend Marie B.
Eat you out
Fuck around with me, Kayla
You’ll lose, there is no doubt
I don’t wanna resume our feud
Last time, it got serious and you did pout
So do your business with your little sis and Seka
Because if we meet again, it’ll be a rout
In other words, Kayla, I respect you, but I’d beat you with ease…
Bitch Please!
Gemma says she’s got her own poem about me,
But it’s all good
Did you write it before or after you finished
Eating out Hood?
But you really want to fuck Samantha cause
You know I’m the Queen
Bow down, Gemma Rox
I’ll piss in your mouth and
You can lick my cat clean
While I stick one hand in your pants
And give your pussy a squeeze
But not the Jonica way
‘Cause she’s just making you numb
You’re gonna really be surprised when
I make you cum
And cum hard because
You haven’t been coming at all
Like I said last time, bitch
You’re gonna fall
You’re gonna really enjoy my great expertise
But beat me? Umm… no!
Bitch Please!
Gemma- If you were half as good a fighter as you are a rapper, you’d have won your titles legitimately.
Sam- You really are a dumb bitch, aren’t you? Read the fucking rule book.
Gemma- Call me a dumb bitch one more time, and I’m gonna fuck you up.
Sam- Dumb, dumb, dumb… dumb, dumb, d-dumb… dumb, d-d-dumb, d-dumb, dumb, d-dumb… bitch.
Gemma stands and moves towards Samantha, but security steps in and tries to restrain Gemma while Samantha is still seated and making kissy faces. Gemma is talking to security.
Gemma- I don’t want this bitch calling me that again. She’s a fucking coward; that’s why she’s sitting her prissy arse right here and not moving.
HC- Let’s just calm this down, please. Ladies… ladies…
Samantha- (standing and grabbing Gemma around the neck and pulling her down) Quick Gemma!!
HC- Oh and now a brawl is on here in the studio. Our security team is trying to separate them… Gemma was angry because Samantha called her “dumb” and Gemma is throwing punches to Samantha’s ribs while Samantha is holding her in place and throwing short uppercuts to her face. Security is going to have to break it up before someone gets hurt and the fight is delayed. I’m sure the London faithful don’t want that. I think Samantha is clowning, but Gemma is very very upset. Finally, security has pulled them apart.
Gemma- YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!! I’m gonna KILL you in London!!!
Samantha- You’re gonna be knocked the fuck out, Gemma!! You just better take the fucking tests, Roid Rox!!
HC- And this concludes another session of “Telling It like It Is”…thank God.
Coming up Next: Gemma Rox vs. Samantha at Wembley Stadium
