Megan Fox
VS
Jessica Alba
The “Super-Arena” as it was so called, was not just another ordinary fighting ring. The product of the vision of an eccentric Russian billionaire in partnership with an Arab Sheik, this fighting place was unique for several reasons. For one, this place was designed to pander to the tastes of the filthy rich and influential persons. To gain entry to the Arena, one not only had to be super-rich but would also need to possess a legacy and some clout. Secondly, the arena design was unique. The actual fighting ring was in the shape of a huge circle around 22 yards in diameter with a wooden floor, surrounded by a hemi-spherical shiny glass dome. There were two yellow lines drawn out near the centre of the arena, a distance of 5 yards separating them. There was a door built on the south side which was the only entry point into the arena. The door let to a shiny catwalk with glittering lights on both sides leading to the combatant’s changing rooms. The audience seats were made from imported sponge with purple velvet covers. Each seat had a small monitor built in at the left arm rest with a virtual keyboard. The seats were all arranged stadium like in a circle surrounding the arena. There were totally five rows and the total capacity of the place was a hundred to be exact. In the first row of the south side of the super-arena was a black soft leather sofa, reserved for the owners with a small ivory table placed in front.
Today was fight night in the Arena. All the seats were occupied by men and women with loads of cash and influence. Politicians, Film stars, foreign dictators, Business tycoons… you name them and they were all there. Seated in the front sofa were the Russian Billionaire and the Arab Sheik, each having a gorgeous beauty as an escort. The spectators had spent more than their fair share of money for attending this event and were growing impatient, waiting for the fighting to start. Finally, their patience was rewarded when the lights dimmed and a bright light focussed on the centre of the arena. The background music stopped playing and a voice boomed out of the loudspeaker.
“Ladies and Gentlemen”, the voice said. “It gives me immense pleasure to see you all present here for this momentous occasion. We are indeed honoured by your illustrious presence. Tonight, we are going to witness a spectacular catfight between two very famous Hollywood celebrities. ‘What is so great in that’, you must be asking. Well the answer lies in the method this fight will be executed.”
“You might have witnessed many catfights in your life but I promise you, what you are about to witness today is something you might never have imagined in your wildest dreams. Ladies and Gentlemen, for the first time in history you are going to be part of an Interactive Catfight. That’s right folks, you are actually going to be part of the fight rather than just sit in the seats and watch.”
“You mean we’re gonna fight each other?” came a voice from the crowd accompanied by loud chuckles and giggles.
“A very humorous comment, but that is not going to be the case”, the voice in the loudspeaker continued, unruffled. “In this fight, we have two beautiful Hollywood divas as combatants, whose names will be revealed to you shortly. Each of them will stand behind the yellow line on either side. Now herein lies the twist in the tale. If you observe the small monitor screens placed on each of your seats, you will see an interactive touch screen menu. This menu is divided into three parts. One menu is to decide which fighter among the two will take the hit. Right now, they are displayed as Fighter one and Fighter two. Very soon they will be named after the combatants are introduced.”
The audience was hanging onto every word. The owners noted the effect and smiled to themselves. This was exactly the atmosphere they wanted to create.
“The next menu decides the body part of the combatant which is to be struck. You have all options ranging from the hair, nose, eyes, cheeks, neck, breasts, shoulders, arms, the solar plexus, the mid-riff, kidneys, the lower abdomen, the groin, the bikini line, thighs, knees, shins and ankles.”
“The third menu will decide the method of striking the blow. Your choices range from various options including the uppercut, gouge, choke, roundhouse kick, knee, knee drop, drop kick, atomic drop, reverse atomic drop, wedgie, front kick, elbow, full frontal lift and drop, back breaker, side breaker, belly breaker, crotch claw, DDT, piledriver, full frontal charge and many more.”
“Now each of you are requested to choose one option from each menu and submit the same. Based on the inputs received from each of you, our central processor would compare each entry and within a matter of seconds, determine the Fighter to be hit, the part to be struck and the method of striking by taking the majority of the audience vote.”
“All these will be announced on the speaker and the combatants will have no option but to follow the will of the majority. After the blow is executed, there will be a time lag of thirty seconds to allow the fighters to recover from the blow and this is also the time within which you must input your next move. The process continues and the fighters will continue to obey the will of the majority. The fight goes on until one combatant is knocked out completely while the other remains standing. The last combatant standing is adjudged the winner.”
“So I hope all the rules are clear to all of you. I won’t keep you waiting any longer. I’m sure you all must be dying to know who your combatants are. Let me introduce the first fighter. Please give a big hand for the incredibly sexy ‘Megan Fox’.”
As the announcement was made, a gasp of surprise and delight was heard from the crowd. The catwalk to the arena started glittering and the theme music from ‘Transformers’ was being played in the background as Megan Fox dressed in a black night-robe, looking incredibly sexy walked towards the arena, waving towards the crowd. The audience started clapping in huge intensity. It took some time for the noise to subside.
Megan blew a kiss to the audience and took of her black night-robe to reveal a stunning two piece black string bikini. The audience let loose a sigh of delight half mixed with lust at the sight of Megan’s incredibly well toned and sexy body.
“Great to see the enthusiasm among you folks”, the voice in the loudspeaker continued. “Without much further ado, let me introduce the second fighter for tonight. Please give an equally big hand for the very stunning ‘Jessica Alba’.”
The crowd, anticipating a mouth-watering fight broke out into huge applause as Jessica walked in the arena wearing a white night-robe. She repeated the same routine and walked over to the centre, removed her white robe waving and blowing kisses to the crowd. She was looking equally stunning in a skimpy white string bikini.
The owners, hearing the reaction from the audience smiled inwardly to themselves as they remembered the tough negotiations and the huge amount they offered to each combatant. They know both actresses wanted to fight each other in any way and would immediately jump at this offer. Also motivating them would be the huge prize money offered to the winner in addition to their participation fees and also the fact that this fight would be witnessed by the rich and powerful.
“Well Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s get this show on the road.”, the announcer started. “Fighters, please take your positions” he motioned towards the divas as they each stood behind the yellow lines facing each other. Megan stood on the left side while Jessica stood on the right.
“Let the fight begin. Audience, please input your votes in the monitor.”, the announcer said and walked over to the corner. Both fighters looked around nervously, wondering who would strike the first blow. The Arena was filled with small beeping sounds as the audience entered their votes. Thirty seconds later, screens were locked and an announcement was made on the loud speaker.
“By popular vote Megan Fox gets first strike. Megan to punch Jessica Alba in the breasts.”
A huge grin broke out on Megan’s face while a contrary frown broke out on Jessica’s. Megan stepped forward and delivered a powerful punch to Jessica’s right boob. A loud ‘thud’ sound was heard as Jessica covered her boob with her hands, a pained expression on her face. The audience gasped in delight. Both fighters were forbidden to block or evade the punch of their opponent as per the contract. Failure to obey the contract stipulations would mean that they would lose out on the huge sum of money promised to them.
“Please input your next blow” the voice in the loudspeaker announced. After thirty seconds of beeping and clicking, the verdict was announced in the loudspeaker.”
“Jessica to slap Megan on the face.”
Now it was Jessica’s turn to smile. Megan glowered at her giving her a ‘I dare you to touch me, Bitch’ look. Jessica ignored it completely, stepped forward and delivered a stinging slap to Megan’s left cheek with her right hand. A loud sound like a whip crack could be heard across the arena and the audience gasped seeing Megan’s head almost snap at the jerk of the blow. Megan saw stars for a few seconds. Soon the mists cleared and she glared at Jessica, her cheek bright red, murder in her eyes. Jessica returned her glare with a smug and irritating coy expression, satisfied that she had gotten into her(Megan’s) face.
“Megan to punch Jessica in the mid riff.”, the loudspeaker stated. No sooner had the announcement been made, Megan charged into Jessica and drove her right fist with all her might into Jessica’s belly. “Oouuf” Jessica exclaimed as the wind was knocked from her and she bent over, hands over her stomach. Megan enjoyed seeing the look of pain and discomfort in Jessica’s face.
“Megan to kick Jessica in the breasts”, the loudspeaker announced. Megan immediately gave a powerful karate kick to Jessica’s mammaries. Jessica grimaced in pain and stepped behind, holding her breasts.
“Jessica to punch Megan in the face.”, came the announcement. Jessica returned the favour and delivered a powerful right hook to Megan’s jaw. Megan’s head snapped to her right as she involuntarily took two steps back due to the force of the blow. She quickly recovered however and glowered at Jessica.
“Megan to knee Jessica in the kidneys”, the loudspeaker announced. Megan immediately stepped forward and lashed out her right knee sideways in Muay Thai style, striking Jessica in her left kidney. A largely audible grunt of pain escaped Jessica as she covered her injured kidney with her right hand and stepped back a step.
“Megan to punch Jessica in the mid-riff.”, came the announcement. Megan needed no invitation and delivered a powerful punch, catching Jessica square on her navel. The air rushed out of Jessica in a loud painful gasp as she bent over due to the force of the blow.
“Megan to knee Jessica’s breasts”, the next announcement came. Megan, taking advantage of Jessica’s bent over position due to the previous blow, lashed out with a quick right knee, catching Jessica’s right boob with some force. “Aaaghh”, exclaimed Jessica in agony as the pain sunk in and she stepped back cupping her injured mammary.
“Megan to twist Jessica’s breasts.”, the next announcement came. Jessica’s face registered complete shock and horror as Megan stepped forward and gleefully grabbed Jessica’s boobs, one in each hand and started twisting and turning. The entire arena was filled with Jessica’s cries and moans as Megan woman-handled Jessica’s prize assets, brutally twisting and squeezing Jessica’s prize assets.
“Jessica to kick Megan in the mid-riff.”, the announcement came. Jessica needed no further invitation and gleefully accepted her chance delivering a powerful kick to Megan’s toned belly. The air rushed out of Megan in a painful gasp as she was pushed back a step due to the force of the blow. She was in good physical condition however and recovered quickly and swiftly.
“Megan to give an eye-rake to Jessica”, came the announcement. Megan quickly and viciously drove her nails on Jessica’s face to give the latter a cruel eye rake. Jessica howled in pain and covered her eyes with her hands and jumped around in agony. Megan took advantage of Jessica’s predicament and suddenly delivered a vicious punch to Jessica’s lower belly, catching her in the ovaries. The audience was stunned as Jessica bent over and fell on her knees, a painful howl escaping from her lips.
“Megan has struck an unplanned blow out of turn. As a penalty, Jessica will have a free hit to any part of Megan’s body as she chooses.” , the announcement stated.
Megan looked around with hands spread as if to protest but there was no one she could appeal to. The lighting was such that only the fighters were visible to the crowd and not vice versa. Jessica slowly got up, grimacing in pain, he hands covering her lower abs. She walked over to Megan who had a smug look on her face. Jessica looked at her one second and without warning rammed her knee into her groin with bone crushing force.
A loud “whump” sound filled the arena as Megan’s eyes literally bulged out of their sockets, her lips curved into an ‘O’ expression and her face giving the expression as if her privates had collided with an electric train. Her knees buckled and a soft moan escaped her mouth as she slumped down into the foetal position. Tears formed her face as she looked up towards Jessica who was thrilled seeing the reaction to the blow.
“Megan to punch Jessica’s stomach”, the loudspeaker announced. Megan struggled to stand upright and drove a haphazard fist into Jessica’s belly. However, it was clear from Jessica’s reaction that the blow did not penetrate much.
“Jessica to kick Megan in the crotch.”, the announcement came. Megan’s eyes widened in horror and she gave a pleading look to Jessica. It was totally wasted however, as Jessica stepped forward and kicked Megan with vicious intensity between her legs. Megan’s knees buckled as a painful yelp escaped her lips and she was down on her knees yet again in the foetal position.
“Megan to kick Jessica in the kidneys”, the announcement came. Megan took her time to get on her feet again prompting an “Miss fox, please assume fighting position” announcement. Megan feebly attempted to kick Jessica in her side her leg harmlessly glanced over Jessica’s thighs. It was clear that the earlier two low blows had done their effect.
“Jessica to elbow Megan in the lower abs”, the loudspeaker announced. Jessica stepped forward, swivelled around on her left foot and brought her elbow right down into Megan’s lower belly. A painful gasp escaped Megan’s lips as the elbow made contact and again she bent down, covering her abs.
“Jessica to give a wedgie to Megan.”, the announcement came. Jessica went over to Megan and yanked up her black bikini shorts with vicious force. Megan screamed in agony as the material was cruelly lodged in her ass crack.
“Megan to kick Jessica’s thigh.”, came the announcement. Megan tried to give a full blooded Muay Thai style kick to the side of Jessica’s thigh but was still feeling the effect of the earlier blows, with the result that there was not much power behind the kick and the blow barely scratched Jessica’s thigh.
“Jessica to punch Megan’s breasts.”, the speaker announced. Jessica, now thoroughly enjoying herself walked towards Megan and gave a full forced right handed punch to Megan’s breasts, eliciting a loud yelp of pain from her.
“Megan to knee Jessica in the abdomen”, the next announcement came. Megan grabbed Jessica’s head, thrust it under her shoulder and drove up her right knee into Jessica’s mid-riff. A loud “oouuf” came from Jessica as the air rushed out of her.
............. to be continued .............