Disclaimer:all Fighters are 18 or Older! Prologue:somewhere just off the Vegas Strip,is a Club called,"The Golden Pit",a Club where Pit Fighting is the Big Draw,Tonight, the Big Story is the Main Event Fight:Katy Perry squares off with Jessica Simpson in a Topless Pit Fight! The Reason:Jessica Simpson has found that All Her Songs are Now Not in the Rotation with Many Radio Stations because Katy Perry is More Popular,add to that,the fact that Jessica Has Been too Busy Trying to Create a New TV Show,that No One Cares to hear her Anymore on the Radio! Jessica during an Interview,Called Katy Perry,"A Washed up little Slut Who Can't Sing Worth a Shit!" later,Jessica watches during an Interview,Where Katy Replied,"The Washed up Slut,is Jessica! If She Thinks She's Tough,she ought to Face Me in a Fight,If She has the Guts to do so!" they agreed to Fight in Vegas!
in Her Room at a Hotel on the strip,Katy Perry is just getting out of the Shower after a Hard Workout,down the Strip From Her,at Another Hotel/Casino, Jessica Simpson is getting her Clothes Together,everyone is Convinced She'll Bail rather than Fight Katy! a Woman Walks into Jessica's Room and Comments,"Don't Try to Run,You Signed a Contract to Fight Katy! if You Run,You'll be Fighting in the Basement of This Hotel until You make Enough Money to be released!"
Jessica replies,"I'm getting my Stuff Ready so that if i lose,i can leave Quickly!"
The Fight:at the Golden Pit,Katy is wearing a Pair of Diasy Dukes as she waits for Jessica to Show Up! Jessica Enters the Pit,Wearing Only a Black Latex G-String! the Signal is Given and the 2 Women start trading Blows,to the delight of the crowd!
Katy Unleashes a Flurry of Punches,Catching Jessica off Guard! Jessica responds by Punching Katy in the stomach,following up with a Right Cross that staggers Katy! the Women are Still Going at it while in the crowd,Beyonce,Lil'Kim,Ciara,Foxy Brown,and Christina Aguilera watch! Beyonce says,"Ladies,Katy is giving Jessica a Lesson in Fighting! Who wants to 'Dive' on Katy Post-Fight?" Lil'Kim replies,"I Call Dibs! she's Hot Enough that i want o Bed her,OK Ladies?"
Beyonce replies,"OK.unless you want me to join you and We'll make it a Threesome with her." Lil'Kim thinks and Replies,"I think i want her before i Agree to you & me with her in a Threesome,OK?"
Back in the Pit,a Bloodied,Bruised,Battered,and Exhausted Jessica Simpson can Barely Stand as Katy Continues to Pound Her!
After a Savage Right Cross,Katy Delivers a Rocketing Uppercut that sends Jessica Crashing to the floor! KO!
Post-Fight:Katy Parades around the Pit while 2 Female Bodybuilders Load the Battered Blonde onto a Gurney and Wheel her away! Katy is stunned when Lil'Kim runs up and Plants a Kiss on Katy's Lips and says,"Let's Go and Fuck,CHAMP!"
they leave for the Hotel. Later,Katy awakens to find herself on a Lear Jet,as she Looks around,she sees Staring at her,Beyonce! Beyonce smiles and asks,"You Alright,Honey?" Katy responds,"Yes.where are We Headed?"
Beyonce responds,"We'll be Landing at a Private strip outside Seattle in about an Hour! Lady Gaga was Happy you gave her a Good Fight! She Arranged for You to have a Full Diva shopping Spree in seattle for Beating Jessica!"
After Landing,Beyonce and Katy head for the Nearest Mall. Back in vegas,Jessica comes to,and Finds herself Nude and Locked in a dog Kennel! Lady Gaga & sunrise Adams both Look at her,Sunrise says,"Hello,Pit Bitch. You're going to Fight Nude until You make Enough money to Get released! Katy is a Better Woman than You!" Lady Gaga Adds,"Katy Hasn't fought Sunrise,but She fought & Finally Beat Me in a Nude cage Fight! Good Luck!"
This Story is Dedicated to venusflycrap!
