In something not told in ASCW 6 , the special guest commentator was Russell Brand , who let slip that his Main Squeeze , Katy Perry , was going to be in ASCW 7 , which got alot of interest from people .
As ASCW 6 came to an end & the Polls opened for ASCW 7 , sure enough , on the Ladies side was indeed Katy Perry who was signed & commited to do it .
1 thing Katy never banked on though was Russell doing ASCW 6 a bit drunk where he really made a HUGE ASS out of himself & offended alot of people & unfortunately for Katy , it had a major impact on the voting for the Ladies as when the 2 seek Voting Period was over , every possible match she could be in had her on the losing side & match preference was " SQUASH " & the Celebrity Opponent the fans voted on was Ke$ha .
Katy & Ke$ha got together to work on the match with their trainer & was ready to put on a show when it was ASCW 7 night .
Katy came out 1st to a loud chorus of cheers which quickly changed to Boos as emerging behind her a few secs later was Russell as he was still being held 110% accountable for his actions a month ago & Katy tried to ignore him as he acted like his Arthur Character as he followed her to the ring where they spent time arguing as Ke$ha made her way to the ring without them even knowing it , looking like a Goth Vamp , until THE CROWD ERUPTED IN APPLAUSE as Ke$ha put him down quickly with a Low Blow from behind & got more excited as she brought him up to give him another move & saw Katy upset at her doing what she did to her guy & charging in & quickly spun Russell around who tried to say " No - No " to Katy who had to stop so she wouldn't hit him & watched as his face got a big pained look on it as Ke$ha Low Blowed him again , making him stumble into Katy who had to toss him aside & stood just in time to take a SuperKick to the chin , almost Ko'ing her just like that .
Katy went down dazed & as she lay dazed , Russell stumbled around like a fool & stumbled right into a boot of his Mid , making him Double over where Ke$ha made the crowd cheer as she DDT'd him to the mat & where he had just enough momentum to fall to the outside , so it was Ke$ha & Katy .
Ke$ha approached Katy who was still dazed & put Katy on her knees & got on her back & played Horsey Ride as she said " Yah Yah " as she slapped Katy on her rear until Katy had enough sense to grab the rope to break the hold , which Ke$ha did , but quickly grabbed Katy by the Legs & as Katy held onto the ropes , Ke$ha bounced her up & down & let go , as did Katy who came crashing down onto the mat , Chest 1st & fell onto her back .
Katy was down & dazed after her fall & was lost when Ke$ha spun her around by her Legs & kept spinning her around & around playing " Spin the Bottle " with Katy as the bottle , further dazing Katy .
Ke$ha had the crowd on her side now & played it up until she saw Russell stumbling next to the ring & she called out " Oh Russell " & he looked up to see her Baseball Slide into his Jaw, sending him down again to the Big Approval of the crowd .
Ke$ha then brought Katy up & ran her across the ring & tossed her through the middle rope & when Katy landed , her head nailed Russell right in the family Jewels , getting another huge Pop from the crowd .
Ke$ha left the ring & grabbed Katy & threw her back in & on her path back in , walked across Russell like a Doormat before rolling back in to have some more fun with Katy .
Ke$ha brought Katy up & Suplexed her 10 times , keeping her well into La La Land & then she walked across Katy like she was a Doormat 20 times until she noticed Russell crawling away on the ramp .
Ke$ha brought Katy up & spun her around facing the stage & said " Look , there goes your Beau , might be time to join him " & pulled Katy backwards & used her momentum to add her knees into Katy's Back ( The Backstabber ) & Katy rolled away & onto her back , well out as Ke$ha made the cover & sung out " I Pinned a Girl " as the Ref made the 1-2-3 & Ke$ha had her Arm raised in Victory as Russell sat stunned at the very top of the stage with the fans closet to him pelting him with Candy , Popcorn , Liquids , & torn up " Go Katy " sign debris .
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