Disclaimer:all Fighters are 18 or Older! Prologue:in a Hotel/Casino in Reno, Girl Wrestler Joanne is getting out of the shower,Lil'Kim walks up and hands Joanne a Robe and informs her,"Just Got Word,Lucy Liu is STILL Not Heard from Yet. The Syndicate might be Trying to Avoid a Rematch with You!" Joanne thinks and Replies,"if Lucy Liu Isn't Woman Enough to Face Me,Maybe the Syndicate is afraid I'll Mangle Her! Can You find out Who I'd face if Lucy Lui Fails to Show,Please?"
Lil'Kim Grins and Replies,"Will Do. In the Mean time,'Xena' herself has Set up a Surprise for You!" as if on Cue,Wearing a Red Terry Cloth Robe,the Lovely Foxy Brown walks up to Joanne and Gives her Peck on the Cheek and asks,"Ready to Get Laid,Sweetie?" Lil'Kim exits as Foxy drops her Robe & Joanne gets out of hers!
down the Road,at another Hotel/Casino, the Syndicate's Top Brass are Talking about the Fight! one of them Says,"We Gotta Keep Lucy Liu & Girl Wrestler Joanne from Fighting Until we Set up the Big Arena for it!" his Companion Replies,"Yeah but, If We Keep Postponing it,We Run the Risk of Someone Finding out & Doing something to force it to Happen Sooner than We Want!" the Others Laugh until they Realize He's Right!
2 Blocks from the Hotel/Casino where Girl Wrestler Joanne is Staying, Tyra Banks is watching as Cory Everson Slaps a Bearhug on a Topless Gwen Stefani! the 2 Women are Wrestling Topless but, Gwen is Helpless as Cory Squeezes until Tyra calls out,"Cory,Let her Go! She Just Passed out!" Cory Gently Lowers her Helpless Opponent to the fllor and Stands Back as 2 Local Female Bodybuilders Load up Gwen and Leave! Cory walks over to Tyra and Asks,"Any Report about Who Joanne faces?"
Tyra Nods and Responds,"Yes. the Syndicate is STILL Tyring to Prevent the rematch,Joanne faces Jessica Simpson in a Topless Pro Style Wrestling Match instead of Lucy Liu!"
Cory Chuckles and Replies,"Can You Picture Jessica Running around the Ring,Trying to Avoid Joanne Catching her?" they Both Laugh and get Ready to Leave!
The Fight:at a Club in Reno called the 'Desert Arena', Girl Wrestler Joanne is Topless and Waiting in the Ring for Her Opponent to Arrive! in her Corner,Lil'Kim tells Joanne,"Your Opponent is Jessica Simpson!" Joanne displays a Predatory Grin and Replies,"Great! I get to Twist that Prissy Little Bitch into a Pretzel!" Joanne is wearing a Pair of Black Latex 'Boy Shorts' provided by a Local Fetish Clothing store for Her Match! as Jessica Simpson,Wearing only a G-String walks down the aisle,Someone Starts Humming the 'Funeral Dirge'! Jessica Confused until she Spots Girl wrestler Joanne and thinks,"Ohhh Fuck! They Didn't Tell me I'd face Her! those Ass Holes!" As Jessica Climbs through the Ropes,a Topless Asian Babe says,"Ladies,this is a 'Reno Ringcat' Wrestling Match. You Can win by Pin,Submission,Ring Count out,or By KO! Only One of You will be Leaving the Ring on her feet!"
the Asian exits just Before the Bell Sounds!
the Bell Sounds, and Jessica Charges at Joanne,only to get a Stomach Punch that Stops Jessica in Her Tracks! Joanne steps Back and Allows Jessica to take a Shot,Jessica Punches Joanne in the Stomach,Joanne Responds with an Irish Whip that Sends Jessica Crashing into the corner! the crowd Goes wild as Jessica Simpson gets Knocked onto her Back by Joanne!
as the Fight Continues, in a Booth Farther Back behind a curtain,Tyra,Cory,and Another Woman are Watching on a Monitor. Tyra Comments,"Joanne is sure Beating Jessica!" Cory Replies,"Yeah,Jessica is Getting Pussy Whipped Worse than Anything!" the Other Woman Replies,"Yes. Joanne is Doing a Great Job,I'm Gonna Enjoy Fucking her Senseless Post-Fight!"
Back in the Ring,Joanne and Jessica are Both Soaked with sweat from the Overhead Lights! However,Jessica is Looking Like a Wreck as Joanne looks More Like she Just got done with a Photo Shoot!
Joanne Clamps a Sleeper on Jessica,Causing Jess to Fade out! Joanne Releases her Opponent,allowing the Blonde Singer to Crumple at the feet of Joanne! the Bell Rings, the Fight is Over!
Post-Fight:Joanne exits the Ring amid Loud Cheers from the crowd! as she walks back towards her dressing Room,Joanne is STUNNED to see the Lovely Ciara walking towards her! they Leave for Joanne's Hotel.
Later,Ciara is seen leaving the Room,as she does a Maid asks,"Is Everything Ok,Ma'am?"
Ciara grins and Replies,"Yes. My Friend needs her Rest,Would you she Isn't Disturbed?"
The Maid nods and Hangs a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door and Leaves!
Much Later,Joanne awakens aboard a Lear Jet,with Tyra Banks,Cory Everson,and Lil'Kim all looking at her!
Lil'Kim asks,"Did You Enjoy your time with Ciara?" Joanne Responds,"Yes. Never Knew Why the Guys Lusted after her until Now! What a Woman!" Tyra grins and says to Joanne,"Sweetie,the Syndicate is Worried! they Want to wait Before You and Lucy Liu have a Rematch!"
Cory adds,"Yeah. They Set up Jessica to See how Tough you were! they're Really Worried! they can't Afford to Have Pussy Whipped by You!"
Tyra then adds,"By the Way,We'll be Landing in Tampa,when we Land,You,Cory,and Lil'Kim will be Going Shopping while i take care of some Business!"
they Land in Tampa,Just as the Sun begins to rise!
this story is Dedicated to Girl Wrestler Joanne! enjoy!