Disclaimer:All fighters are 18 or Older! Prologue:Girl Wrestler Joanne is just Coming out of the Shower in her Hotel Room,when Lil'Kim walks up and Hands her a Red Silk Robe and Says,"Just got Word,the Syndicate has Picked Kelly Ripa to Face You in a Nude Steel Cage Wrestling Match!" Joanne displays a Predatory Grin and Replies,"I've Wanted to beat That Girl for Sooooo Long! have Any other Arrangements been made as well?" Lil'Kim grins and Replies,"Yes. if Kelly Loses, She Faces Kim & Kourtney Kardashian afterwards!" Both Women Chuckle at the Thought of Kelly Ripa getting Double Teamed by the Kardashians! down the Road, at Another Hotel/Casino, Kelly Ripa is getting ready, Sure She's Gonna Win!
2 Blocks from Joanne's Hotel, at a warehouse, Lady Gaga,Sunrise Adams,and Katy Perry Watch as Catherine Zeta-Jones and Avril Lavigne, Both Nude trade punches in a Bare Knuckle Boxing Match that ends with CZJ Spread eagle! Avril is STUNNED when KatyPerry walks up, drapes a Towel over Avril's Shoulders and Says,"Honey, there's some Cash,Clothes,and a Surprise behind that door for You! Avril goes through the Door and is STUNNED to find Porn Star Barocca nude and waiting for Her! Avril is later Found Clothed and aboard a Lear Jet headed for Miami with a Load of Cash and someone waiting for her!
The Fight:at the 'Palace of PAIN', a Steel Cage Surrounds the Ring! inside, a Nude Girl wrestler Joanne waits for Kelly ripa to show up! backstage,Kim & Kourtney Kardashian wait. Kim asks Kourtney,"Is she Tough Enough for Kelly?" Kourtney replies,"Sis, She BEAT ME! She's Tough Enough that Kelly is Gonna be Running to Escape from Joanne!"
Kelly Ripa walks Nude down the Aisle as Someone Yells,"Get the Cameras Ready,Kelly's Gonna Get Beat Worse than a Rug!"
Kelly is Confused until she Spots Joanne and thinks,"Ohhhhhhh FUCK! She's My Opponent? The Syndicate is Gonna OWE me for this!"
as soon as Kelly Enters, the Cage Door SLAMS Shut! the Bell sounds,and Kelly Foolishly Charges at and Gets Slammed to the Canvas by Joanne! as Kelly gets to her feet,Joanne waits, planning What She'll Do to Kelly Next! as Kelly Realizes that Joanne is Tougher than she Thought, she Starts Running, just then, the PA above the cage starts playing the 'Benny Hill Theme', much to the Delight of the Crowd! Joanne Cathes and SLAMS Kelly to the Canvas! the Fight is Over!
just as Joanne exits the Cage,Kim & Kourtney Saunter down the Aisle, Both Nude and fresh! as they enter the Cage, Kim Says to Joanne,"Thanks for Leaving a Plaything for Us!" she gives a Sweaty Joanne a peck on the Cheek as Kourtney enters the Cage Followed by Kim! once in Kelly gets to her Feet, Spots the Kardashians and thinks,"FUCK!those 2? I'm Sooo Fucked!" Kourtney gets Behind and Locks a Full Nelson on Kelly while Kim starts Punching and Slapping Kelly! they Switch and Kim Holds Kelly while Kourtney Finishes off Kelly1 the poor Blonde lays Helpless while 2 Female Bodybuilders load up Kelly as Kourtney and Kim Exit with smiles on their Faces!
Post-Fight:Joanne enters her Room,STUNNED to Find Kloe Kardashian wearing a Thong waiting by the Bathroom door. Kloe says,"My Sisters asked me to help you Bathe and pull the Covers so You could Rest after your Match!" Kloe leads Joanne into the Bathroom, Helps Joanne undress and Joanne begins to Relax as Kloe helps her Bathe! afterwards,Kloe pulls the covers back and Helps Joanne,Nude into the Bed, Pulls the covers over her and turns out the Lights as she Leaves.
Outside the room, a Maid asks,"Is everything OK,Ma'am?" Kloe smiles Sweetly and Replies,"Yes. my Friend Needs her Beauty Sleep,ould You please Make sure She Isn't Disturbed?" the Maid Nods and Hangs a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the Door and Leaves!
Epilogue:Joanne awakens aboard a Lear Jet,with Lil'Kim sitting next to her! Lil'Kim asks,"Were you STUNNED to find a Kardashian waiting for You?" Joanne Nods and Replies,"Yes. What Happened?" Lil'Kim tells her,"Kourtney was Convinced You were Tough when You beat Her! She And Kim Asked their Sister Kloe to Attend to You as tahnsk for Letting Them Beat that Little Big Mouth Kelly for Stuff she Said about them! We'll be Landing in Miami in 10 minutes,You have a Surprise waiting for You!" Joanne is Surprised when a Limo takes her to a Hotel, she Enters room 808 and is Stunned to hear,"Come in sweetie,I'm waiting!" Joanne is STUNNED to find a Nude J-Lo,Jennifer Lopez waiting for her! they make love until J-Lo is seen leaving the Room with Joanne Still Sleeping.
this story is Dedicated to Girl wrestler Joanne!
