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I thought this might be a fun change of pace for the Celebrity Fights portion of the site. For those that haven't heard of Celebrity Deathmatch, it was an old MTV show that aired in the late 90's where claymation versions of celebrities would fight to the death in a wrestling ring. So basically, over the top Celebrity Fights that we already write about (just with some, erm, different endings haha) Here are some examples of some great cat fights the show featured:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJV1MsUnoSI (Heather Locklear vs Pamela Anderson)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzhqvV_e5q0 (Anna Kournikova vs Liz Hurley)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Gc6tjnCOw (Mandy Moore vs P!nk)

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So! What if this show was still around today? What celebrities would you like to see step into the ring? Who would win your fantasy fights, and how would they finish off their opponent? Here's some mine:

- Katy Perry vs Fergie
Winner: Fergie
Katy Perry attempts to blow Fergie up by shooting fireworks at her, however she releases too many at a time and one rogue firework bounces around the arena before lodging itself between Perry's cleavage where it explodes, blowing up her top half.

- Diora Baird vs Kelly Brook (Battle of the B-Movie Actresses!)
Winner: Kelly Brook
The bottom half of the ring is replaced with a large plexiglass container of piranhas. The women only have the center of the ring to fight on, as the outsides of the ring open into the water. Baird attacks Brook with a chainsaw from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Beginning set but Brook dodges as the chainsaw slips from Baird's grasp, cutting her legs off. Brook punts Baird into the piranha tank, where she is eaten by the piranhas.

- Lil Kim vs Nicki Minaj
Winner: Lil Kim
Lil Kim reveals to have a hidden knife in the toe of her boot. She kicks Minaj in the ass, bursting her ass implants which cause her to fly around the arena at high speeds, eventually splattering her against a wall.


So there are some of mine that I've thought up! Again, keep in mind that these aren't supposed to offend anyone, and of course I don't actually want any of these things to happen to these ladies, I'm just mimicking the show  So, if you were writing Celebrity Deathmatch, which ladies would go head to head, who would win, and how would the loser die?

[tammyfjort]

NO thanks. that show was the lamest and most stupid display of 14 year old humour aired on mtv when they should have stuck to sending music instead

[luffy316]

what, no Carmen Elektra vs Jenny Mcarthy mudwrestling episode link?

[blahblahblah]

what, no Carmen Elektra vs Jenny Mcarthy mudwrestling episode link?

Haha that was a good one too, but I don't think it's on YouTube. There's a bunch of them on there, but Viacom will remove some from time to time for some reason.

[gene smith]

i thik they were used under the publi figure law

[firifuru]

I thought maybe 1 episode was funny and then it just got trite. as barbosa says always the same thing with blood and guts. and let's face it if that's what you want to see you're better off with a zombiemovie any day

[Chotch87]

Like to see more suggestions for this I used watch that show

[herboyfriend]

I'm surprised that bullshit about 'womanly competitions' is still around nowadays. Women are supposed to pull each other's hair but not actually fight, not even as boxers in sports, because OMG they might get a black eye? Due respect to everybody's taste, but to say 'I want a bit of kinkyness but women shouldn't really fight' is sexist bullcrap.
However, what cartoons with heads blown off and bodies destroyed with dynamite have to do with females fighting is also a puzzle to me.