OMG Ive never laughed so hard,can you believe little Ashley? She cant work her way out of a paper bag!
Here is an archive of Ashley having a nhb match with a paper bag........
Ashley: Marches to the middle of the ring full of confidence and energy, glarring with contempt at her newest opponent
Paper Bag: Gets placed in the middle of the ring by the ref at Ashley's feet
Ashley: Stands in the middle of the ring with her hands on her hips, head held high....then begs the paper bag not to smother her
Paper Bag: Just sits there
Ashley: Begs the paper bag not to smother her with its ass, then runs to the opposite corner of the ring and bounces off the ropes, but trips herself
up trying to do a cartwheel and flops down on her back in front of the paper bag
Paper Bag: ...
Ashley: "Pleeeeease!" I'm scared of smothers I just hope the paper bag doesn't smother me! Flops around on her back from the intense pain of the
so foolish skill move she attempted, but she just had to go for something crazy against such an opponent.
Paper Bag: Uncrumples a little, making a noise that startles Ashley. One submission.
Ashley: Grabs the paper bag and folds it in half to simulate the shape of an ass and lowers it over her face.
Paper Bag: Crumples
Ashley: Gasping for air under the intensity of the smother, kicking her legs on the canvas and thrashing back and forth, helpless.....she pokes her
nose into the bag so far it tears...so she folds it in half and re-apply's the devastating smother, quickly getting dizzy and weak....she submits
to the bag a second time and drops it on the floor.
Paper Bag: Wishing it was a lunch bag
Ashley: Asks the bag if its into after match stakes
Paper Bag: Gets up and walks out of the ring