Now Stevie....in the interest of full disclosure.....
You did make the statement that you were a better manager than a fighter......so....that would account for the fact that you say you never get runs in your stockings.....I mean how could you...right? Does take just a bit of exertion....but please correct me on your exertion level...as a manager that is

We both know you can split a lot of stockings running like hell when you see certain people coming.....now I won't name names.....*mumbles Tramps*......but.....that group does seem to have your number

Now as to the true definition of the word "Tramp".....it comes from the phrase "Saddle Tramp".....which was the classic definition of the nomadic cowboys of the Old West. Truth be known...the Tramps back then spent the vast majority of their time running around the West bailing little girls in silk stockings out of trouble......like you Stevie......untying you from railroad tracks cause the evil villains put you there.....defending your honor and making sure you could find jobs as school marms and the like ....or the occasional job as a saloon girl:)
So I think we need to make sure we got our definitions right......and Oh Stevie.....I hate to tell you this.......but...you got your stockings on the wrong feet

Since I'm a friend I figured you'd rather hear it from me
It's ok to be like us Stevie...in fact its recommended

love ya babe,
Michelle