Does it lay eggs or shit stockings?
Obviously, it lays these -

You jealous , little wretches!!! How dare you ?! This is OUR page, not yours !!! Any silkies who happen to be online today , PLEASE teach these two brats a lesson !! I'll be forever grateful. If not , I WILL be free next week. Purple , Michelle, if you'd actually like to -try- to backup your trash talk, I'll be around to teach you a lesson.