Michelle and Sarah – “The Avenging Angels” vs Heidi and Stevie – “The Gold Diggers”
Today Friday May 16 300 pm EDT
Pre-match Interview
Michelle walks in and takes a seat between the two announcers, crossing her legs, right elbow resting on her upraised right knee and her chin resting on her right hand and.
Suddenly!!!...... the loudspeaker system erupts with Michelle's preferred music from rapper Drake ....and "All Me".....
(As Drakes..."All Me"...contains some really NOT PG lyrics...and I know good and well someone will be offended...I have picked out the best 5 lines from the song.....if you want to see or hear more....its easy enough to find......Drake RULES!)
5 Best Lines from Drakes..."All Me"........featuring fellow rappers 2 Chainz and Big Sean
"God damn, should I listen to everybody or myself? / Cause myself just told myself / 'You're the motherfucking man, you don't need no help'"
"Just understand that I'm on a roll, like Cottenelle, I was made for all of this shit"
"I swear to God, I got 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one / I got 99 problems, getting rich ain't one"
"Just bought a shirt that coast a Mercedes Benz car note"
"My new girl is on Glee and shit, probably making more money than me and shit"
A#1: If todays proposed tag team match happens, this could be a real barn burner! It could exceed all expectations we had before last weeks FIASCO!
We all know what happened last week, don’t we?
A#2: You’re very right, I certainly have never seen such a blatant lack of respect and professional courtesy in all my years of announcing than Heidi and Stevie showed to Michelle and Sarah, two of the best professionals in the business!! It was beyond astonishing!! It appeared that Heidi evidently hired some goons to come out of the stands and attack Michelle and Sarah when it was obvious that our heroines, the “Avenging Angels” (Michelle and Sarah) had the match in hand and were destroying Heidi and Stevie! The question on everyone’s lips today is….
“Why?”
A#1: So basically Heidi and Stevie are back and want to try and regain their reputation, which took an obvious beating, along with their bodies last week!!
A#1: You are so very right. But then Heidi’s “goons’ showed up and all hell broke loose and Michelle and Sarah took a walk and said enough!! Will we see a replay of the same atrocities today? For Heidi and Stevie to ever regain any credibility, a match today might do just the trick! Fan interest and tickets sales have gone thru the roof for this event!!
Let’s ask Michelle for her final thoughts on the matter.
Michelle cleared her throat and spoke softly,
“It would seem Heidi and Stevie would rather play with dolls and clothes than wrestle” “Its certainly obvious that there is no longer such a thing as "professional courtesy" and last week they certainly showed us a blatant lack of respect” “I suppose Sarah and I are willing to move on and give Heidi and Stevie another shot at the title but I promise you, if they are dumb enough to show up, we’ll be SO READY!!!“ “Let’s see if they even SHOW UP!”
A#2: Any final thoughts before we close this down Michelle?
Michelle lowers her large dark eyes and gazes down for a moment, the eyes slowly come back up and she looks into the camera
“I hear talk of Sarah and Michelle not being true champions” “I suppose that things could just go on and they would continue to diss us but people will see through all that eventually and start to ask questions as to who really “came to play” last week” “They’ll see who the ‘pretenders’ are today…and those are Heidi and Stevie!” “When Sarah and I show up today, you’ll see the real champions!" “Trust me!”
Michelle went on “Let me quote another famous wrestler"
“They gave Pandora a box. Prometheus begged her not to open it. She opened it. Every evil to which human flesh is heir came out of it.”
“The last thing to come out of the box was Hope" "It flew away.”
Michelle gets up and leaves the interview…then stops and turns as she pulls back the curtain to leave…smiles and whispers
“Heid and Stevie only have a hope and a prayer, and we’re about to take that from them!”
FADE TO BLACK
