Hey, tramps . . . . so . . I met up with Heidi, and, I don't know, before I even knew we were fighting, she'd sucker punched me in the tummy, and slammed her knee up into my face. Whatever. She beat me in a fight, one on one. But now that I know what kind of cheap ass shit she pulls, I'm going to break her in fucking half.
Now this sounds really familiar, Heidi up to her old tricks again.
I thought I was the only one this happened to. I guess it's the only way the Silky "cap" can win a match.
Laurie on the other hand... Though she loves to try to make it out that she's kicked my booty, in truth we're currently 1 - 1 against each other and honestly, her win against me was not even that impressive (just sayin'! 
) Thank you again for having my back girls! I'm hoping to have more time the next couple of weeks.... I say we teach both these girls a lesson! 
XOXO,
Heidi
Okay before I get accused of moaning 'n whining, I admit that Heidi beat me once. Maybe she punched me in the face when I wasn't ready before the fight even started, but yeah she did beat me. But I made her pay for it the second time we tangled. She says my win that time wasn't impressive. Maybe she's right. It woulda been way more impressive if Kasia had stayed 'n I managed to beat the both of them all by myself. But Kasia skedaddled so I just beat Heidi. She's right. Beating her isn't very impressive, just sayin'!
But I beat her. Then I spanked her with her own mirror till her booty was redder than a fire truck.
Now we're tied, 1-1. She wants to teach me a lesson now. But she says WE teach Laurie a lesson. That sounds to me like she knows she can't do it by herself. That's funny. The Silkys keep calling me a smurf, a munchkin, 'n the Silky "cap" says she needs help teaching me a lesson. Well, bring it on. One at a time or in a pack. I won't ask or beg for help. I'll face you all by myself. Because that's the way I fly.
xoxo
~L~
