It was a battle of the Kristen’s, as blonde Kristen Bell would take on brunette Kristen Stewart. They showed up at the same time and just got by the door and stared at the other. The odds makers had Bell as a clear favourite and Stewart was nervous.
She opened the door and said “After you”
The blonde went in and got at the foot of one of the two beds and looked Kristen was still in the hallway “Come on Twilight, I’ll make it as painless as possible for you.” The Blonde then took off her shirt and pants.
The twilight star walked in and shut the door she took a deep breath then stepped out of her pants and took off her shirt. When the shirt came off the blonde was in front of her and pushed her into the door “Come on already”
The smug smile on Kristen Bell’s face disappeared mere moments later when surprisingly the brunette hit her with three slaps then grabbed her hair and the two tumbled onto the bed.
The Blonde was in utter shock as her head was being shook all about; she heard all the stories of how soft and feeble the Brunette was. Were they just stories because she knew she wasn’t soft as she had won many a fight in the last few years yet here she was being handled by Kristen Stewart
Bell and Stewart rolled off the bed still ripping at the other’s hair. They got to there feet and the blonde pushed the brunette into the wall. Now this was the fight she was expecting out power and beat up the overrated actress. She let one hand free from the brunettes hair and hit two punches to the stomach of the Twilight star.
Now the Twilight starlet was on her knees gasping for air and holding her stomach. Bell grabbed her by the hair and lifted her back to her feet “Now that’s the weak little girl I heard about”
Bell grabbed Stewart by the wrists “Now weak girl I’m going to pin you to the wall and hold you there until you quit.”
But she couldn’t bring the brunettes arms to the wall and the brunette snuck a knee getting the blonde on the hip. She then turned and pushed Kristen Bell into the wall and powered her arms over her head. “Who’s weaker”
Bell shot her head forward grazing Stewart’s cheek, once the brunette’s grip loosened on the blonde’s wrists the blonde ducked and pushed forward until they both fell onto the bed.
Bell hit a couple of slaps but got her hair grabbed then she was turned over on the bed and hit with three punches to the side. Bell yanked at the hair of Kristen Stewart as hard as she could then hit a knee to the side and rolled the brunette onto her back. Where she got a cross body pin and hit some punches to the soft stomach of Kristen Stewart. The Brunette kept kicking both legs up trying to escape but each time her legs came back down the Blonde would punch her in the belly.
Fourth attempt of Stewart kicking her legs up and Bell had not noticed that the brunettes head was sneaking out and all of a sudden Kristen Stewart’s chest was on Kristen Bell’s back. Stewart moved and now sat on the back of the blondes legs and started hitting slaps to the back and head of Kristen Bell.
The blonde was getting frustrated that the brunette wouldn’t quit when that was her reputation. She worked her way to the edge of the bed eating slaps to the ears and neck the entire time. Convinced she could out power Stewart off the bed she grabbed the edge of the bed but found herself screaming.
Kristen Stewart saw an opportunity and took it, the blonde’s head was hanging off the bed. She grabbed two handfuls of blonde hair and leaned back locking in a variation of the camel clutch. “Please let go, oh my god oh god… Make her stop”
Stewart let go “Did you quit”
“Did I say I quit.”
Before the often beaten Kristen Stewart could react the blonde powered both of them off the bed. Bell moved forward reverse face seating Stewart she moved her hips around getting full embarrassment.
Stewart got her hands on Bells ass pushed and then rose her legs getting them around the neck. Kristen Bell pushed the legs back down then turned around so she was seating astride the smallish chest of Kristen Stewart. The blonde fixed her hair and looked down at the squirming Kristen Stewart
“Not the first time someone tried to escape from my face sit that way you know. Now we are in a place that I really enjoy see I can do this.” Bell flicked Stewart in the nose “Or this” She slapped her and Stewart had some tears starting to form “There it is the Kristen Stewart we all know.” She put her hand on the brunettes throat “The wimp, the loser… I’m Kristen Bell; you have no right thinking you can ever take me.”
Stewart started twisting her entire body but Bell wouldn’t let her escape. Stewart did however get one hand free and grabbed at the wrist of Kristen Bell pushing it forward and away from her chest. Bells body fell forward and she could sense Stewarts head coming upward for a tit bite so she leaped off the top.
Kristen Stewart got up and rested against the wall, so relieved that she escaped from Kristen Bell. She looked at Bell who was frightened, she was holding her chest and still had not gotten up to her feet. “I’ve had my chest sat on by a lot bigger then you, by a lot tougher then you and damn sure stronger then you. Your Kristen bell, well I’m Kristen Stewart and this is one fight I’m going to win.”
Bell got up she was no longer in the grip of fear. She had been in catfights since showing up on Deadwood, she fought so many actresses during the years. One thing she always knew though was nothing hurt more than having your tit bitten. If it happened and you couldn’t immediately bite the other womans tit then you lost the fight. Guarenteed, she knew it from a fight she had with Leighton Meester on the first season Leighton was bigger than her but she got the move in and Leighton quit then and there. Some actresses did it to her as well over the years and the only time she didn’t lose the fight was another fight with Leighton when she again bit the tit of Leighton Meester.
“Bitch you went for something that should disgust you.”
