COTTON McKNIGHT: Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a menage a trois of pain.
PEPPER BROOKS: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.
from DODGEBALL: A True Underdog Story
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COTTON McKNIGHT: It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.
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COTTON McKNIGHT: Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match!
PEPPER BROOKS: Unbelievable!
COTTON McKNIGHT: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today!