[Jebediah Morningside]

Fortunately, black suits and skinny ties make for excellent beach wear.

-JM

[laurenwantstowrestleyou]

watching you try to crawl away from me... hey where are ya going?  and i step over ya shoulders and grab some of ya hair so i can pull up on ya head and get it between my thighs... trying to set up my standing headscissors on you... let the head popping begin!!! yelling out at the crowd and flexing my biceps as i try to flex the inside of my thighs onto ya ears

Suddenly you let go and my chest hits the canvas hard... wincing and groaning from the painful impact... I start trying to crawl towards the ropes...

suddenly i drop ya arms and get up and lay a big stomp down on you... right between ya shoulder blades!

Groaning in pain as I feel trapped and in trouble for the first time in this match... I can't lose this way  however and I try to take the pain and think of something to get free... feeling your strong legs bending in on my ribs... uuuuuuuhhhhh

[lilfightingcutie2]

Yeah Lauren pop her head like a grape!!! *clapping as I see Lauren get those amazing thighs around Maggies poor cute widdle head*

[nova1274]

Its obvious jobbers starting to give in. Thanks a lot for giving up. Especialy after all these people voted for you.

[##catfitewatcher314]

I think jobber is doing great  Keep it up 

[nova1274]

Oh ok

[##catfitewatcher314]

 

[laurenwantstowrestleyou]

uuuugggghhh!!!! lose my balance and fall foward landing right on my chest... knocking the breath out of me... dammitttt... uuhhhh

I hear the crowd booing you as you get my head between your legs and start to squeeze... but there's not enough pressure in this position... and while I'm assuming you're showing off to all your adoring fans (NOT!) I grab your ankles and pull while pushing at the backs of your legs with my shoulders... hoping to trip you up and take you down...

watching you try to crawl away from me... hey where are ya going?  and i step over ya shoulders and grab some of ya hair so i can pull up on ya head and get it between my thighs... trying to set up my standing headscissors on you... let the head popping begin!!! yelling out at the crowd and flexing my biceps as i try to flex the inside of my thighs onto ya ears

Suddenly you let go and my chest hits the canvas hard... wincing and groaning from the painful impact... I start trying to crawl towards the ropes...

suddenly i drop ya arms and get up and lay a big stomp down on you... right between ya shoulder blades!

Groaning in pain as I feel trapped and in trouble for the first time in this match... I can't lose this way  however and I try to take the pain and think of something to get free... feeling your strong legs bending in on my ribs... uuuuuuuhhhhh

[katiealikeswrestling]

i voted for maggie... i hope you win hon

[laurenwantstowrestleyou]

UUUUGGGGHHHH!!! ya jump on me... i try to squirm immediately and try to fire both my elbows back at ya... trying to get ya off me before you lay down all ya weight on me...

I see you go down so perfectly... not even taking my head with you and I jump on you now... quickly trying to pin your body under mine... legs to legs and chest to back... smiling now... feeling like I want to let all my cuteness just come out to the crowd

uuuugggghhh!!!! lose my balance and fall foward landing right on my chest... knocking the breath out of me... dammitttt... uuhhhh

I hear the crowd booing you as you get my head between your legs and start to squeeze... but there's not enough pressure in this position... and while I'm assuming you're showing off to all your adoring fans (NOT!) I grab your ankles and pull while pushing at the backs of your legs with my shoulders... hoping to trip you up and take you down...

watching you try to crawl away from me... hey where are ya going?  and i step over ya shoulders and grab some of ya hair so i can pull up on ya head and get it between my thighs... trying to set up my standing headscissors on you... let the head popping begin!!! yelling out at the crowd and flexing my biceps as i try to flex the inside of my thighs onto ya ears

Suddenly you let go and my chest hits the canvas hard... wincing and groaning from the painful impact... I start trying to crawl towards the ropes...

suddenly i drop ya arms and get up and lay a big stomp down on you... right between ya shoulder blades!

Groaning in pain as I feel trapped and in trouble for the first time in this match... I can't lose this way  however and I try to take the pain and think of something to get free... feeling your strong legs bending in on my ribs... uuuuuuuhhhhh

[laurenwantstowrestleyou]

you pull on my arms... pulling my chest off the canvas... uuuhhhh... hurts damn it... shaking my head... uuuuuhhhhh... get off me... cowww!!!!

I grab your arms as they come at me... hooking them around your biceps (and what cute little biceps they are!) and I sit up on your back and start to pull your arms back.. trying to pull your chest off the mat and think of what I want to do next... hmmmm... hmmmmm

uuuugggghhh!!!! lose my balance and fall foward landing right on my chest... knocking the breath out of me... dammitttt... uuhhhh

I hear the crowd booing you as you get my head between your legs and start to squeeze... but there's not enough pressure in this position... and while I'm assuming you're showing off to all your adoring fans (NOT!) I grab your ankles and pull while pushing at the backs of your legs with my shoulders... hoping to trip you up and take you down...

watching you try to crawl away from me... hey where are ya going?  and i step over ya shoulders and grab some of ya hair so i can pull up on ya head and get it between my thighs... trying to set up my standing headscissors on you... let the head popping begin!!! yelling out at the crowd and flexing my biceps as i try to flex the inside of my thighs onto ya ears

Suddenly you let go and my chest hits the canvas hard... wincing and groaning from the painful impact... I start trying to crawl towards the ropes...

suddenly i drop ya arms and get up and lay a big stomp down on you... right between ya shoulder blades!

Groaning in pain as I feel trapped and in trouble for the first time in this match... I can't lose this way  however and I try to take the pain and think of something to get free... feeling your strong legs bending in on my ribs... uuuuuuuhhhhh

[laurenwantstowrestleyou]

jjeesssusss.... intense stretch in my shoulder blades and arms... my chest being pulled still off the canvas... shaking my head... trying  to make it seem like it doesn't hurt too much... shaking my head again... but moaning softly in pain... gotta think of something here...

Cow?  Cow?  COOWWW?  Well let me get off you then... you poor baby with the foul discourteous mouth... time to teach this poor baby a lesson and I stand up and jam my booted foot right into your back... while I pull back on your wrists... how does that feel?  bitch?  I always wanted to learn how to surf

you pull on my arms... pulling my chest off the canvas... uuuhhhh... hurts damn it... shaking my head... uuuuuhhhhh... get off me... cowww!!!!

I grab your arms as they come at me... hooking them around your biceps (and what cute little biceps they are!) and I sit up on your back and start to pull your arms back.. trying to pull your chest off the mat and think of what I want to do next... hmmmm... hmmmmm

uuuugggghhh!!!! lose my balance and fall foward landing right on my chest... knocking the breath out of me... dammitttt... uuhhhh

I hear the crowd booing you as you get my head between your legs and start to squeeze... but there's not enough pressure in this position... and while I'm assuming you're showing off to all your adoring fans (NOT!) I grab your ankles and pull while pushing at the backs of your legs with my shoulders... hoping to trip you up and take you down...

watching you try to crawl away from me... hey where are ya going?  and i step over ya shoulders and grab some of ya hair so i can pull up on ya head and get it between my thighs... trying to set up my standing headscissors on you... let the head popping begin!!! yelling out at the crowd and flexing my biceps as i try to flex the inside of my thighs onto ya ears

Suddenly you let go and my chest hits the canvas hard... wincing and groaning from the painful impact... I start trying to crawl towards the ropes...

suddenly i drop ya arms and get up and lay a big stomp down on you... right between ya shoulder blades!

Groaning in pain as I feel trapped and in trouble for the first time in this match... I can't lose this way  however and I try to take the pain and think of something to get free... feeling your strong legs bending in on my ribs... uuuuuuuhhhhh

[lilfightingcutie2]

Ohhhhh booooo MAggie!!!! Come on Lauren ya can get out of this!!!!

[lilfightingcutie2]

*Glares back at Maggie and sticks my tongue out at her* "Oh I do want some of it!! Theres so no way you'd kick my butt Maggie! And ya totally know it too!!"

[laurenwantstowrestleyou]

UUUUUGGGGHHHH jeessuss... let me go bitch!!!... as ya pull down on my arms and jam ya foot in hard... i gotta get outta this while i can still feel my arms... i hear ya talking trash to Ami and i take the chance while ya not paying as close attention to try and push up with my right knee and twist to the left hoping to pull ya off balance and make ya let go of me...

I dig into your back with my heel... pull on your arms some more... oh I'm sure this hurts a lot hon... a lot!!! I jam my foot down harder again... starting to lean back... pulling your chest straight off the mat... more and more and more... yessss!!!

What was that band that did all the surfing music way back when?  The Beach Boys... that's right!  Look at me... I'm the Surfer Girl... giggling... and glaring a little at Ami over there... who seems so concerned for you... you want some of this too... don't you?

giggling...

jjeesssusss.... intense stretch in my shoulder blades and arms... my chest being pulled still off the canvas... shaking my head... trying  to make it seem like it doesn't hurt too much... shaking my head again... but moaning softly in pain... gotta think of something here...

Cow?  Cow?  COOWWW?  Well let me get off you then... you poor baby with the foul discourteous mouth... time to teach this poor baby a lesson and I stand up and jam my booted foot right into your back... while I pull back on your wrists... how does that feel?  bitch?  I always wanted to learn how to surf

you pull on my arms... pulling my chest off the canvas... uuuhhhh... hurts damn it... shaking my head... uuuuuhhhhh... get off me... cowww!!!!

I grab your arms as they come at me... hooking them around your biceps (and what cute little biceps they are!) and I sit up on your back and start to pull your arms back.. trying to pull your chest off the mat and think of what I want to do next... hmmmm... hmmmmm

uuuugggghhh!!!! lose my balance and fall foward landing right on my chest... knocking the breath out of me... dammitttt... uuhhhh

I hear the crowd booing you as you get my head between your legs and start to squeeze... but there's not enough pressure in this position... and while I'm assuming you're showing off to all your adoring fans (NOT!) I grab your ankles and pull while pushing at the backs of your legs with my shoulders... hoping to trip you up and take you down...

watching you try to crawl away from me... hey where are ya going?  and i step over ya shoulders and grab some of ya hair so i can pull up on ya head and get it between my thighs... trying to set up my standing headscissors on you... let the head popping begin!!! yelling out at the crowd and flexing my biceps as i try to flex the inside of my thighs onto ya ears

Suddenly you let go and my chest hits the canvas hard... wincing and groaning from the painful impact... I start trying to crawl towards the ropes...

suddenly i drop ya arms and get up and lay a big stomp down on you... right between ya shoulder blades!

Groaning in pain as I feel trapped and in trouble for the first time in this match... I can't lose this way  however and I try to take the pain and think of something to get free... feeling your strong legs bending in on my ribs... uuuuuuuhhhhh