I rush into the large hall, stumbling, as I bend down, reaching and trying to tie the flapping strap of my right black and white checkered 5" platform heels... My chest almost spilling out from the very tiny black and white striped referee top, short enough to show almost 4" of my midriff.... A matching tiny skirts barely hugging my upper thighs and bottoms..... I try to tug my top down, to hide the "Go Team Sadie" tattoo on the upper left side of my rib cage... I'm panting as I know I'm late for the match.... My arms going up in the air screaming; "I'm here!! I"m here!!!"
But I freeze, staring seeing Sadie standing in the middle of the ring, kissing some total stranger in a ref outfit... Then I see Michelle bouncing up and down, screeching like a trollop that she's wants to ref... and I just pout, my shoulders hunching, and I turn away, walking to the exit, but not before grabbing a ballot and putting a HUGE check next to Sadie's name.... and throwing it in the vote box.