Note: For the second match, I'm going to try write-in votes instead of a poll, and see which works better. You can just write a simple one-word reply with who you think would win, or share some details on how and why. Remember that we're aiming for catfights here, not a pro wrestling sort of thing.
Eight celebrities who've never done anything like this before have been enticed by money, pride and a sense of adventure to participate in a private catfight tournament with a twist. It's the loser who will move on each round, rather than the winner, until ultimately all concerned get to find out who the weakest among them is.
They've been chosen because they seem like exactly the sort of women who wouldn't be very good at this. They'll use what they can - their limited strength, their smarts, maybe even their feminine wiles if necessary to try to prove they're tougher than they look.
After Zooey Deschanel just barely managed to beat Rachel Bilson in the first fight (story to come soon), our next two combatants are up.
(Feel free to add a photo or two, which I still haven't mastered.)
It's Leighton Meester (5'5, 117 lbs, 34-24-23) vs. Keira Knightley (5'7, 110 lbs, 32-22-23). Who wins, and how easily? It's your call!