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Katy Perry vs Aisha Tyler

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Katy Perry vs Aisha Tyler
« on: October 02, 2013, 05:42:41 AM »
The fight with Jennifer Lawrence ended in a bitter defeat for Katy. She had to learn the hard way that to brag about one's boobs won't keep a strong opponent in a hold, and that once one's face is on the mat, with the other girl's knees in one's shoulder blades, the fight is pretty much over.
After recovering from the fight she'd lost, by a lucky draw system Aisha Tyler, one of the many women who've long been burning to fight her, has become Katy's next opponent.

Even before the two ladies met in the gym - each bringing her own little group of girlfriends with her, to watch and cheer during the fight - there have been heated exchanges between them over the phone; Aisha texted Katy telling her she was an ugly cxnt with the face of a loser and soon to be squashed to a pulp by her; Katy texted her back calling her a rude and deluded moron who would end up on her knees, licking Katy's feet just like a real bitch.

Aisha is 43 years old, 6'0" tall, and her weight is 62kg.
Katy is 28 Years old, 5'8" tall, her weight is 59 kg.

Katy had always thought the 15 years older woman must have lost her spark for a cat fight, but finally standing in front of the tall woman on the mat she recognises that she'll have to put up a proper fight to pin and humiliate her.
Aisha meanwhile has similar feelings; having considered Katy a sure loser before she now looks at her opponent's well trained body and knows that Katy will not let herself be Aisha's toy so easily.

The two women agree that the fight is over when one of them has been degraded into licking her opponent's spit off the mat by the pain the other woman inflicts on her.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2013, 07:18:19 AM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Katy Perry vs Aisha Tyler
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2013, 07:08:03 AM »
Aisha above; Katy here...
« Last Edit: October 02, 2013, 07:12:31 AM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Katy Perry vs Aisha Tyler
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2013, 06:59:33 AM »
Sorry, everybody, this wasn't supposed to be locked- I just noticed, well, there are still two days to go! I think the fight between the two is not even at its peak performance yet, although they have already had a go from hell for each other!
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Re: Katy Perry vs Aisha Tyler
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2013, 08:07:19 PM »
I seem to be with the majority here.

The sexier Katy wins the tit contest, but is immediately intimated by Aishas biceps and gets then clobbered in the actual fight.

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Re: Katy Perry vs Aisha Tyler
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2013, 10:28:00 PM »
I seem to be with the majority here.

The sexier Katy wins the tit contest, but is immediately intimated by Aishas biceps and gets then clobbered in the actual fight.
I'm afraid so! I didn't think Katy was likely to win this, in real life even Aisha would probably either punch her out or squeeze her so badly to make her give up. But I didn't want to leave Aisha out after the polls I asked for pitted the two against each other. When this is over Katy will get real chances to win again.
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Re: Katy Perry vs Aisha Tyler
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2013, 05:11:04 AM »
Hmmmm, just watched on YouTube Aisha Tyler armwrestling a woman but she lost in this really girlie way as if she didn't even dare to really try - makes me wonder if she's that tough or just looks more than she can do - ? Got the impression after all Katy might at least give her a big headache even if she might not win in the end.
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