[herboyfriend]

The fight with Katy Perry was a walk in the park for Shakira.
She won every contest before the actual fight apart from the boob comparison - but the smile which Katy showed jutting out her bigger bust Shakira wiped off her face posing to make her biceps swell: Katy's arms were no match in comparison.
Shakira even won the sex appeal contest, trashing Katy which left her completely demoralised, being used to have an advantage in that category always.
In the end, the two women got down to a hard, brutal fight on the mat in which Shakira gave Katy a devastating thrashing, leaving Katy lying, at her feet, once more like a broken doll.

Recovered from the demoralising defeat, Katy, always a fighter, got up, brushed off the dust, and prepared herself for her next encounter.
This time, she is absolutely determined: she needs to win her next fight to gain back her full self esteem.
She smiles to herself learning about who her next opponent will be, and mentally conditions herself to be confident when meeting...

...Shania Twain - 48 years, 5'4", 50kg.

Katy Perry - 28 years, 5'8", 59kg

The 20 years older woman appears at the gym and waits for Katy.
When Katy arrives a few minutes late she says, 'So, have you got any good reason to make me wait for you this long, you losing bitch?'
Katy is speechless at first, but then recovers and replies, 'You conceited stupid ugly old hag! Fuck off!'
In a moment, the two stand in front of each other, and Shania suggests they both strip down to their bras for a boob contest to start with...

Pics of Shakira...

[herboyfriend]

Pics of Katy...

[herboyfriend]

Katy doesn't get the boobs? Holy cow, that's something new!

[Firefly]

The much younger and stronger Katy will demolish the washed up old hag Twain.

[fasteddy44641]

I feel like a lot of trolls vote in your polls.

[JT Edson]

I love Shania Twain. Thanks for putting her in a poll. But... Katy is much younger, taller and out weights her by a bit. So I give the win to Katy. I think if you put Shania against someone closer to her stats (age, weight, height, etc.) you would see a different story though.

[herboyfriend]

I love Shania Twain. Thanks for putting her in a poll. But... Katy is much younger, taller and out weights her by a bit. So I give the win to Katy. I think if you put Shania against someone closer to her stats (age, weight, height, etc.) you would see a different story though.

Thanks, and I'm only doing the match according to what people suggested when I asked. I wouldn't have thought of her myself, honestly. Polls are so unpredictable anyway, they often depend on whom people would like to see winning, no matter who the opponent is. When I did a few polls with Kym Lomas, I think she beat up a huge woman who in real life would have put her across her knees for a spanking, and next she got beaten by every little girl. Katy I find is underestimated just like in real life people don't know that she's a serious musician sitting at a piano planning and composing an album for months and months, not just a pop singer. (Her 'biggest fans' suggested she should learn the piano and were amazed when I dug out evidence that she uses that instrument to work with before anything gets recorded). I, too love Shania, she's very sexy, too, and doesn't show her age one bit!

[Jebediah Morningside]

I missed this vote, but I have to wonder how anyone could realistically expect Shania to win at this point.  Ten years ago, maybe.

-JM

[DogWithABone]

Katy should have won boobs and wrestling while Shania is still fit enough, compared to the softer Katy, to win the others.

[Firefly]

Katy has a clear size and youth advantage compared to the aging,pint sized Twain. Either yet another poll has been hacked or people have a serious case of wishful thinking. 

[HX]

I missed this vote, but I have to wonder how anyone could realistically expect Shania to win at this point.  Ten years ago, maybe.

-JM

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