I don't hit the back of Bane's leg - I instead collide with something infinitely more gorgeous. In a wild turnabout I end up crashing into Sarah and we both topple haphazardly into the canvas, on top of Bane. Normally, laying on top of a gal like Sarah isn't such a bad situation. But she's currently resting on top of a beast trapped within a comicbook villain trapped within a mountain of a man. To make matters worse, he's using his large legs to coil around Sarah's slim waist, but those tree-trunks of legs are large enough to wrap ME up as well!
Sarah notices this as well, and quickly goes on the offensive. I'm breathing pretty heavily now as she begins to squirm and writhe beneath me, Bane's big thick arms beginning to wrap around her neck from behind her. Then, the gal bridges up, lifting me up just enough to clear me from Bane's legs. I reluctantly roll off of her, savoring the brief instance of contact our bodies had for the moment, and I land on the canvas, scrambling to my feet. As I stand I let out a gasp as Sarah rocks her head back - VICIOUSLY headbutting the big man! She hits him again, and again, and AGAIN. Gawd, that nose MUST be broken by now!
Despite the brutal headbutts, Bane seems even more determined to try to contain his struggling, feisty captive. Worse yet, he's really putting on the pressure, squeezing Sarah even harder! Don't worry, sugah. Mama's gonna save ya!
I spring into action, turning around and running to the ropes. Rebounding off of em', I rush back to Bane and Sarah, leap up into the air, and SMASH my heels into the side of Bane's head with a baseball sliding dropkick! But once is NOT enough. I dash back to my feet, run back to the ropes, spring off of em', and run back to hit ANOTHER sliding dropkick into his temple! I AGAIN scramble to my feet, run the ropes, sprint back and leap into the air - but this time, instead of a sliding kick to the head, I aim to drop my knee over his masked face! I could do this ALL night until the big masked brute releases Sarah.