Smiling as I feel The Goddess squirming and struggle across my shoulders, my hand shifting back and forth, as she struggles, but keeping a firm grip on the strap... "Now,now, Goddess, calm down now, remember your blood pressure" Feeling elated, as we finally make it to the curtain and out towards the back.. Using my foot, I kick the bar across the door, opening it wide.. Peeking back up over my shoulder, "We are almost there Princess, opps , umm I mean Goddess"...I take a few steps out into the VIP parking lot, then lean over,,getting my hand close to the button, that automatically springs the trunk open...The trunk springs open,,bouncing up and down a couple of times, before coming to rest... Smirking to myself, then a sly smiles crosses.. "How about that Queen, I even washed the car for you"...My emotions running high, as I feel I finally have achieved, claiming a Prized Trophy of the wrestling world...Thinking to myself,"If she's the Queen, and I have her captured and subdued, that MUST make me the King" !!! I reposition myself, while I lean forward,,then slowly begin to slide Tiffany off of my shoulders..."In you go Tiffany, I even put a pillow in there for you"...As your upper body begins to lay into the trunk, my hands go for your waist,,,looking to shimming you into position..Struggling at first, I glare into your eyes..."Come come Goddess, the least you can do, is help out a little" Seeing that stern look across your face, fire in your eyes, as I continue to lean over you, then you burst out, shouting at me, my eyes widen, and at that very moment, your feet slam into my chest..Catching me off balance, and off guard, my upper body lurches up and back, air rushes past my lips,,the strap glides thru my hand, as I'm unable to keep a firm grip, allowing me to stay on my feet...The force of the kick, sends me back to my back, on the parking lot pavement...Laying there for a moment,,while I try and regain my composure...:Lifting my head up slightly from the ground, looking into your direction," Now what kind of gratitude is that, and all this time, Ive been being nice to you"...Intent on getting my prized trophy home, I slowly roll to my side,,and get back to my hands and knees...