When Beyonce Knowles, suddenly and unexpectedly, released a new album digitally which included seventeen videos she completely and irreversibly smashed Katy Perry's dream of becoming the best selling female pop artist of the year. Katy was in shock, staring at the product with her heart beating fast, feeling utterly mortified and exclaiming, 'That fucking BITCH!!' Practically in tears of frustration and anger, she vowed to have a meeting with Beyonce to tell her all the, mildly put, unflattering thoughts she was having about her.
Later, in a moment of anger suddenly surging through her again, she can't resist the temptation to tweet to Beyonce, 'Wait till we meet, bitch!'
Beyonce put the tweet on her blog, and wrote next to it...
'Look who's crying, isn't it the queen of trash herself? LOL Didn't see this coming, did you? LOL Yeah, that must be sooo fucking hard for you, seeing what I did, you pathetic thing worked so hard promoting each silly video and trashy crap song for two months each, and I can snuff them all, just like that. JEALOUS MUCH? AAAW! Hahahaha! You better get about 20 videos out today, and good ones for a change, hahaha, but that's not even in your dreams, is it, talentless pop tart? Yeah, I'm shitting on your childish garbage, and I'm shitting on you, pathetic wannabe, get your tissues and keep crying, that's all you can do now LOL!!!
After posting this on her blog, Beyonce emails it to Katy.
Katy reads, and emails back to Beyonce, 'You damn fucking bitch, I don't even have words for how evil and despicable you are! Who are you calling trash or talentless, you motherfucking turd? You put out YOUR own trash out and everyone's licking your arse of course cause that's what they're used to and nobody's gonna tell you even the truth about your crap which you call music cause everyone is sucking up to your 300 million fucking bitch business. Why do you wanna ruin my career, bitch, you got four times as much money as me already, what's on your fucking mind? And me jealous of you?? Jealous of a pile of crap like you? I won't even spit on you, you're just as annoying as turd on the sidewalk but not more bitch!'
Beyonce is no longer amused when reading Katy's abusive tirade.
She writes back to her, 'You're overstepping the boundaries, girl, you take that back and apologise or I challenge you to fight it out with me woman to woman! You and I will meet - I guarantee you that - and you'll apologise to me on your knees, or I'll thrash the fucking shit out of you! I meet you at the gym, for a private session, just the two of us, and it's either an apology from you or you bear the consequences if you don't.'
Katy, in spite of all her frustration, feels the sensation of a thrill going through her at the thought of physically fighting Beyonce.
She tells her enemy she doesn't even think of apologising to her and can't wait to grind her ugly face to the mat and make her apologise instead.
Katy and Beyonce meet in the gym...
Katy Perry : 29 years, 5'8", 59kg, 32D
Beyonce Knowles: 32 years, 5'6.5", 59kg, 34C
