[Jackflash Jump]

The fabled rivalry between Danielle ("Boy Meets World") Fishel and Jodie ("Full House") Sweetin during their ABC TV 'TGIF' years in the 90s finally erupted into a hellacious brawl between the two young women at a Hollywood party in 1999.

And the passage of time has not dimmed the hatred shared between these two, and so almost a decade and a half later, they meet again.  One woman intends to avenge her earlier loss, while the other aims to establish once and for all her supremacy. 

Who won then, and who wins now?



Danielle Fishel 1999


Jodie Sweetin 1999


Danielle Fishel 2013


Jodie Sweetin 2013

[December]

In '99, they're close to even, but Dani seemed a little tougher in the way she carried herself. Basically a coin flip but let's give it to Fishel.

2013 is a whole new world, though. In the last 15 years, Jodie was abusing drugs, hanging about with the filth of the world and wallowing in the depths of human despair while Dani was eating Snickerdoodles and doing whatever the fuck on Z-grade cable channels. If I have to pick a girl with the willpower to hold someone down and beat them to tears, I'll take the reformed addict with divorced woman rage over the chick from PopSugar's YouTube channel, thanks.

Also, neither of these girls are 15 anymore, and puberty only happened to one of them:




Look at those shoulders and wrists. We're not talking about an airbrushed Maxim shoot, girl is built like a truck. Jodie's forearms are almost bigger than that girl's biceps. Little Dani Fishel is going to handle all that plus 15 years of built up rage? Childhood memories give Dani about 12 seconds of false confidence, and then she's totally bullied, beaten, and humiliated.