PEACH PIT SECOND ROUND
#17 - MariaOct - FreeCatfight Member
vs
#48 - Jodie G - FreeCatfight Member
Jodie G is standing in her blue dress at a dinner function of a wealthy executive and giving her opinion of a painting, "Purity...innocence". The gentleman standing next to her in a black suit responds , "Hmm, looks more like a measly $500 bought at a local art fair". Jodie G smiles cockily , "Ooh really, well I guess you can kiss your career as a collector goodbye because this item here is currently appraised at the next auction at $100,000".
The older gentleman shakes his head in belief , "Aye carumba, you could have yourself set up with a whole beach house with that kind of money". Jodie G smiles, nods her head and says , "Sure you could if you were wealthy and choosy". Jodie G then gestures for her to come forward and points at the next painting hanging up , "Now to whomever buys this one could have their own penthouse in Manhattan, although you wouldn't have much for rent, decoration, or anything else. "
The older gentleman takes off his glasses and puts them back on as he looks at all of these pastel paintings, "I'm sure this shit is ok you know if you are on mushrooms". Jodie G then clasps her hands together and says , "Be surprised if it maybe be but be reminded that I am one of the most astute avid art collectors around. I have an eye for everything and can always spot a buried treasure where others see a toss out".
Jodie G then extends her hand pointing to the ground, "Like this rug you were about to soil your feet on is a vulcara , the finest of its kind. It is one step away from being a acquisition of mine with me being offered twice of what the original owner paid for it. It absolutely makes the room".
The older gentlemen takes a look through her open back as she goes about describing the white silk sofa as she runs her fingers through it, "Notice how the borders are picked up the cushions in this sofa". Jodie G then points at a vase and a set of lit candles on a glass table, "Although it is sacrilege having that Etruscan vase sitting on that coffee table . Some dope might use that as an ashtray".
The older gentlemen then sips her martini, "I take it you are a collector and a decorator". Jodie G then whips her hair smiling ,"You got it. I'm a great spender of other's people money. During your years doing it one can pick up a few secrets now and then on certain undervalued items that are more valued than you and I know".
The older gentlemen burps then puts his martini on a tray that waiter walks on by with , "Well if you can do all this then I'm sure you can do wonders
with that ex MMA pro ".
Jodie G then lights her cigarette and a waiter walks on by to light it, "Oh really and who would that be". The Older Gentlemen then places his hand up against a piano table and tips the piano player , "Maria Oct....after all if one does a little snooping you can find anything to suit all of your tastes
on the Internet, now am I right" he nudges her shoulder.
Jodie G then circles around him , "Right, MMA, the finest barbaric institution that teaches its fighters to charge one's opponents like bulls and catfights like a bunch of sissies."
The Older Gentlemen then backs off holding his hands up , "Hey, I'm just saying , that's some beef on that gal, but then again an opinion is a opinion. "
Jodie G then takes the butt of her cigarette and puts it in his martini drink, " Well I believe I already have a previous engagement here. An engagement that is more of to my benefit and does not concern you. Save your petty fight talk to someone who gives a damn. If there is an obstacle in my way, believe me, it's settled and so is this conversation"
Jodie G throws her hand out to him interrupting his conversation as she walks away.
That scene fades out and fades into the Peach Pit arena as The Heavy's - How You Like Me Now is played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzvRsl4rEM as Jodie G comes out to the ring wearing a long elegant blue prom dress
as a group of clean shaven tuxedo men carry her prom dress as she walks on buy sporting her blue shades as they slowly bring her up inside the ring as they slowly one up by one unzip the back of her prom dress . There is another tuxedo gentlemen who comes with a designer retail box from which the dress was purchased as they slowly unfold and put it back into the box as Jodie G steps back bare still with her glasses on as she puts on hands on her hips and struts back to the cave corner wall.
La Sexorcisto and The Chicken Blasto-rama by White Zombie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAJ-sSj3AB8 is blasted to a fury of red and white trance light as Maria Oct stands at her sides with her blonde wet hair and wearing her black MMA gloves . She then pounds her black gloves together as the pyrotechnics explodes in a furty of red smoke . Maria Oct then steps inside as the Peach Pit cage doors are open for her as she steps inside. She then does a flip forward to the center and explodes in a fury of sidekicks in a circle and extends her foot out in a sidekick pose as the crowd cheers as she takes off her black cut off bra and walks to the center and undoes her black spandex pants. MariaOct then takes off her MMA gloves.
JodieG then has her hands at her hips and scoffs. The bell sounds as the begin to circle around each other. MariaOct then charges doing a jumping sidekick but JodieG moves out of the way. JodieG then moves in with a sidekick that is blocked. She follows up with a right sidekick, and then a left sidekick in which MariaOct shifts her hips to absorb the blows. Jodie G then moves for another sidekick, followed by a back hand but MariaOct dodges out of the way. Maria Oct then goes for a wild back hand but JodieG ducks. JodieG comes up with a right hook , left hook. The blow temporarily stops MariaOct in her tracks as Jodie G dances around. JodieG then inches forward with a sidekick, block, followed by a high sidekick that catches MariaOct on her chin. However the blow does not put MariaOct down who immediately shakes it off , screams, and twirls around with a spinning sidekick that catches JodieG right in the gut.
JodieG then stands their in the center of the right holding her gut moaning loud in pain as she is stopped in her tracks. However, Jodie G's moaning is only a bluff as she rises up and laughs at her and gives MariaOct the double bird. They then circle around again. JodieG goes for another sidekick, block, and a right hook that is blocked. She then goes for wild left hook which MariaOct ducks out of the way. However, JodieG catches her with a double head butt to the head. The triple head butt blows have MariaOct staggering around as Jodie G paces back and forth not letting her out of her site. Then JodieG leaps and does a right hook blow down onto MariaOct's head that has planted up against the cage.
Now JodieG sees an opening and goes for her shins again, and again with right kick strikes. Then JodieG fires back with two right hooks to the face. After the third right hook is thrown, MariaOct is on the comeback trail firing a stunning left punch to the face backing her out. MariaOct backs out and then jabs her with her left fist, then goes for a left hook, right hook, combo stopping JodieG in her tracks. However, JodieG is not danced and spits out blood from her teeth until she lands a fist right between her legs planting MariaOct up back up against the cage.
Then she screams and grabs her head pulling it down and goes for a knee strike to the head . JodieG then grabs her head and throws her to the center yelling, "Come on you big slab of beef, teach me something honey why don't you". JodieG then twirls her body around in a spinning tornado kick catching MariaOct right on her chin. The blow then lands MariaOct down to the ground. She falls on her back moving her head from side to side opening her eyes with not knowing what hit her. She slowly crawls her way back up again as Jodie G holds her hands up high taunting the crowd, "See what I told you, this tournament aint shit, it ain't shit, it ain't shit but posers".
MariaOct makes her way back up looking on JodieG who continues to play to the crowd, "See I am the one, I'm the one they are going to have to deal with. I'm bad, I'm bad" as she points to the crowd. JodieG finally looks and is taking by suprised to see MariaOct up as she holds her fists, "So, still up for some more humiliation. Haven't had enough? Well come on and let me teach you sweetheart and hurry the fuck up about it because I want to get out of here".
MariaOct with her speed and agility reaches in socking JodieG in the gut with not one but two sidekicks . She then rocks JodieG back with a hook sidekick to the face. The next hook sidekick plants JodieG up back against the cave wall as she falls to the ground. MariaOct then motions for JodieG to get back up and then clocks her as Jodie G flips down from the right hook to the face. JodieG lands on her belly and slowly crawls her way back up.
MariaOct doesn't even wait for JodieG to get back up because by the second she gets to her knee she has a sidekick waiting for right smack in the face. This other hard sidekick blow plants JodieG back on her belly as MariaOct paces back and forth as JodieG is finding it hard to get back up.
Then when Jodie G finally gets back up, she walks back and forth staggered with her eyes glazed and her arms down at her side. MariaOct then charges with a jumping sidekick planting it square on JodieG's face. The blow rocks JodieG as she log rolls up against the steel cage on her belly.
JodieG however is still not out of it and slowly uses the cage to pull herself up as MariaOct stands away looking on her. JodieG however cannot pulls herself up from the cage back into the fight but instead lays up against their dazed, confused, weary, and fatigued. MariaOct then casually walks over and grabs her mouth, "Now I silence your stupid ass". MariaOct fires not one shot but two shots into her face until finally throwing a open chop to her throat which sends JodieG's body shaking as she trembles down the cage and crashes onto the floor.
MariaOct holds her hand out as a ring attendant throws out a wet towel as she uses to towel off her face wiping off the sweat and blood from her cut eyes , lips, and mouth as her song LaSexoristo and The Chicken Run Blast O-Rama is played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAJ-sSj3AB8MariaOct holds one hand up high and places the wet towel on her shoulders as she holds onto it as she casually steps out of the cage door.
Even up in the upper floor press box looking down Sgt.Cross claps his hands slowly in approval, "Well, I must say even from this circus charade you are pulling it looks like there are some few hidden gems that are striking my eye". Tommy Fratello then lifts his beer glass and point to Sgt. Cross, "There are gals like this and a few more Easter eggs still hidden in this gem that I know you are going to dig. It may look like a circus but boy am I about to turn on the temperature because you will be amazed at what I found through this amateur crop".
Sgt.Cross nods his head, "Could very well be your golden crop and that" he points his finger at him , "I will drink to you". Tommy Fratello, "Here, here to a bountiful harvest". They clang beer glasses and toast to the best that has yet to come.
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