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Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example

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Offline Sinful Senorita Carmen

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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2014, 02:38:19 AM »
45.....44.....43.....

She comes

42.....41.....40.....

or she cums?
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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2014, 06:39:37 PM »
Where's the Count Down music when you need one?

And Sadie, don't know if a pony would be available. But you can get a limited edition cat that flies leaving a rainbow trail!

Better hurry before the countdown finishes!

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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2014, 11:49:31 PM »
Ok, yes this count down promo needs some music...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2014, 01:41:15 AM »
I just pray it's the Gobbledygooker.
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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2014, 01:51:06 AM »
45.....44.....43.....

She comes

42.....41.....40.....


As somebody who still expects to find a rainbow pony under the tree every Christmas morning, I'm giddy with excitement!



I heard the TV show "24" was coming back.....is this a promo for it?
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Offline Michelle

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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2014, 01:59:54 AM »
Why do i get the feeling that Countdown is whispering...

"I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...then I never know what they are fucking planning"
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2014, 02:18:14 AM »
33.....32.....31.....

A demon came to court you. A demon steed she rode. A hint in a glint of a smiling eye. Can you break the code?

30.....29.....28.....

The Leoniz Code? Binary? The Da Vinci Code?

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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2014, 07:30:46 PM »
*sneaks in....and lights the end of a long fuse that disappears around the house......watches it ignite.....then smiles as I walk away nonchalantly*
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2014, 07:44:30 PM »
27.....26.....25.....

Quietly, quickly, she stalks through the tall grass, eluding the petty quarrels of the quiescent masses as she nears the object of her quest.

24.....23.....22.....

Maybe it is Jungle Grrl from WOW

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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2014, 03:34:50 PM »
This is going to be less impressive than Y2J debuting with Bieber hair and a light-up jacket.
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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2014, 03:43:32 PM »
Opinion Piece - Worst Wrestlemania Ever

29. WrestleMania XXVII – John Cena vs. The Miz

A WrestleMania main event used to build another match. SURE, OKAY.

It seemed cool to rank this higher based on the coolness of the entrances — Miz’s Watchmen-flavored career retrospective set to ‘Hate Me Now’ by Nas and John Cena hugging children while DMX prayed and a gospel choir sang — but even that’s not enough to excuse a horrible match that seemed to permanently damage Miz’s brain (and career) and ended in a double count-out. Uh, the first time. After that, the WrestleMania guest host (who has general manager powers, I guess) declares that WrestleMania can’t end that way, so he restarts the match only to ATTACK THEM BOTH. A guy who wasn’t in the match put himself over the two that were, and a WrestleMania main event is used to set up some other WrestleMania main event. 100% garbage, and somehow even worse years later.

Best: This match was a major reason for the CM Punk “pipebomb” promo later in the year.
Worst: It is also responsible for two consecutive The Rock vs. John Cena WrestleMania main events, making it not only the worst Mania main ever, but the MOTHER of bad Mania mains.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2014, 03:58:49 PM »
Opinion Piece - Worst Wrestlemania Ever

29. WrestleMania XXVII – John Cena vs. The Miz


... that's kind of an odd number to start a promo on.
"What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises—no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting."
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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2014, 08:08:27 PM »
Opinion Piece - Worst Wrestlemania Ever

29. WrestleMania XXVII – John Cena vs. The Miz


... that's kind of an odd number to start a promo on.


Scott Steiner Math!
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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2014, 08:23:28 PM »
hey Scott is a Wolverine, don't make jokes about him

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Re: Pro Style Wrestling Promos, Old School Example
« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2014, 09:26:06 PM »
Opinion Piece - Worst Wrestlemania Ever

29. WrestleMania XXVII – John Cena vs. The Miz


... that's kind of an odd number to start a promo on.


Scott Steiner Math!

it was an odd odd Wrestlemania...kinda reminds me of some tourneys around here
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"