I wince a little on Gemma's behalf as she takes Rowan's dropkick to the face - but frankly, if that's the worst thing to happen to Gemma's face this week, she'll count her lucky stars. Right now she's counting little chirping cartoon birds circling around her head, however, as the toxic green little hand of the Doomsday Clock rebounds off the ropes and topples to the mat.
Rowan is on her in an instant, in a flurry, pounding away. Chance is furious, fighting like a mad dog, and she keeps casting flaring glances my way. Which is fine. Whenever those crazy eyes seek me out then she's taking her eyes off Gemma.
Rowan goes right back onto Gemma's arm after her initial pounding, pulling her right arm out in a savage armbar and really pouring her weight on the shoulder, yanking at the elbow with an intensity that would be alarming if it was MY arm. Gemma seems pretty distressed about it, but she manages to snarl and claw her way to the bottom rope and hook it with her left hand, forcing the referee to break the hold after Rowan seems reluctant to let go.
Just about then, the crowd ripples like water with a stone tossed into the cold depths, heads turning to see the long languid hooded figure emerging onto the stage. Rowan pauses, just for an instant, in hauling up Gemma by the hair -
- and an instant is all a villain needs.
Gemma jabs her left thumb up into Rowan's eye, twisting it neatly with a flick of her wrist to really grind that cornea, sending the Black Widow staggering back and clutching at her face. Rox cradles her right arm against her chest and backpedals to the corner, slumping in the buckles while I slap her shoulder. The ref acknowledges the tag as I bound neatly to the top rope and balance there like Venom for a long moment until Rowan just barely starts to lower her hands from her face.
RP: Beautiful recovery by Rox! That chick's got MOXIE.
LvK: She POKED ROWAN CHANCE IN THE EYE!
RP: That's basically the dictionary definition of "moxie", van Keel.
I leap, springing off the taut steel cable and bring my right fist CRASHING against the side of Chance's pretty face with a springboard haymaker. It's way better than Roman Reigns' Superman punch, if you ask me. It's got magic to it. It's like a Shazam punch. Chance drops like a rock as I land crouched with one fist pressed dramatically to the mat and my left hand out-thrust past my hip and behind me, soaking in the boos of the crowd.
I straighten, bouncing on my toes, as Rowan snarls and rolls over, fighting past the pain and dizziness with her fury, her burning need to get her hands on me, and she heroically fights to push herself up to her knees on clenched fists - and I snap a kick across the back of her head, my long striped leg beautifully straight and cracking like a whip to hammer my Doc across the base of her skull.
She topples again, and the crowd groans in mass sympathy. I smirk and scoop Chance up quick, by the hair, and FLING her forward into our corner. She barely turns to let her back crash into the buckles, and sags there for a second, hate burning in her eyes as she looks at me. I smile with sweet poison glossy on my black lips and bound right up to her, close enough to kiss, and let Gemma tag in on my shoulder as I bend down, wrapping my hands arond the middle rope. I launch myself twice into that firm belly I've kissed so sweetly, hammering my shoulder into Rowan's abs to drive some breath out of her - and I stay bent over, grinding my shoulder in with a smirk as I hear Gemma's boots pound the mat. Rox steps up onto my back and NAILS a high kneesmash into Rowan's aching head, and I can feel the Widow sag in the corner. Gemma bounds off, back to the mat, and I straighten and kiss Rowan's cheek fleetingly as our bodies brush before I slither out of the ring, just missing her furious grab for me.
"Miss me?", I purr. I'm so sweet.
Gemma, of course, hates being ignored and boots Ro low in the belly, then grips the top rope and hammers her with a flurry of stomps, pausing only to flip off the referee with that British double V before she backs away a few paces and rushes in, tucking her knees and thrusting out with a savage dropkick against Rowan as she slumps on the middle buckle. Gemma immediately tags out to me again, then hauls Rowan up, holding her in a front facelock and lifting Chance's right arm up, exposing that gorgeous body for me. I lick my lips and LASH a kick into her breasts, savoring that delicious groan as the referee tries to get stern with me. I flick him away and pull Rowan close, hooking her a reverse facelock, nestling her under the heat of my tattooed right bicep, arching her gorgeous body.
I take a moment to smirk for the crowd and caress Rowan's exquisite breasts with my left fingertips before I snap down savagely to HAMMER the back of her head and her neck into my right knee, planting my left on the mat and outstretching my right thigh to make a landing pad. Christian used this move a lot, but I learned it from Steve Keirn so I still call it the Gatorbreaker.
Holding Rowan just like that, bent over my thigh with my arm wound around her head with her body writhing beautifully, I stretch my left arm back and take another quick tag.
LvK: And ANOTHER tag by the Countdown.
RP: That's smart play, Larry! It's a tag match! You want to take full advantage of every 2-to-1 opportunity!
LvK: I think Punky just wants to make sure Chance doesn't get an opportunity to fight fair.
RP: Only a MORON wants a fair fight.
Gemma leaps smoothly over the top rope, vaulting and twisting her body in the air to drop her left elbow across Rowan's stretched chest, crushing her ribs. I release the convulsing Widow and let Gemma scoop her up. The two of us hook her arms over our shoulders as the ref starts to count us and we share a smirk as we lift Rowan high, kicking our feet out simultaneously to drop her on her shoulders with a double suplex.
I return to the ring apron as the referee furiously warns me about DQs and so forth. Gemma poses, lifting both arms and tapping her wrist with one finger as the crowd rains down their sweet hatred. Rox slowly pulls Rowan to her feet and launches a kick for her belly - but Rowan catches it!
Gemma bounces on one foot for a moment, but smirks, and twists into a swift and brutal enziguiri ... which Rowan ducks!
"Fuck!" I spit, simultaneous with Calli, who has made it down to ringside, standing mid-apron near my side. Rowan immediately staggers over the fallen Gemma, heading for Emily, who is FRANTIC in her corner, bouncing up and down and thrusting her hand out, pounding the top turnbuckle which starts a rally clap by the sheep in the crowd.
(Damn them! I love rally claps!)
Rowan is just inches away when Gemma manages to shove herself off the mat, cursing in fluent Brit -
LvK: Did she say "flaming arse"?
RP: WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!
- as she lunges and catches Ro around the waist. Gemma plants her feet and tries to recreate my amazing German suplex from earlier - except Rowan elbows her way free, hammering Gemma in the side of the head, and then snatches the littler grappler's hand from her waist and yanks her into a brutal short-arm clothesline, drawing a huge cheer from the crowd!
Rowan hits the clothesline so hard that she falls with Gemma. Shaking her aching head and breathing heavily, Rowan again heads for Emily, who is just hammering the holy hell out of the top buckle now. Chance crawls across the mat and she is just about to snatch the tag when I bound into the ring, grabbing her ankles and DRAGGING her back to our corner as the crowd RAINS down hatred.
Disregarding the referee's righteous rage, I drop a tattooed elbow across the back of Rowan's head and leave her shuddering on the mat as I roll to my feet and smack Gemma's ass, demanding she clear her cobwebs and get me in the ring. Shaking her green head, Rox gets up to her knees and makes the tag legally to a chorus of hatred. The two of us get Rowan on her feet and take her to mid-ring, slinging her to the ropes and readying for a brutal flapjack-neckbreaker combo ...
... but Chance vaults over me as I bend to take her waist, and then slides under Gemma's grasping hand, tumbling to the corner and TAGGING in Emily Layne to a bunch of hallelujahs from the crowd.
LvK: THERE'S THE TAG!
RP: I HATE this part! WHY DOES BEING TAGGED IN DRAMATICALLY GIVE THEM SUPERPOWERS?!