I rolled to the apron and let Gemma snag a tag after Rowan's little kiss. I think the little bitch split my lip with that ... fucking ... kissing jawbreaker thing. I dunno. Whatever it was, I'm more than happy to take a break and massage my jaw and stretch my back on the apron while Rox asserts herself. Watching Rowan get ragdolled when Gemma's boots crash into her face with the Roxslide paints a bloody grin on my face.
I'm stretching against the ropes still when Starr comes sprinting down and jacks Calli, and for a moment my eyes narrow - but Calli had a specific plan for Gemma and I for this match, and jumping off the apron to stop a maniac little Phil Brooks fangirl wasn't part of the plan. Quinn can take care of herself, although I wince a little on her behalf when she hits the ringpost.
But then my eyes are back to Gemma and Rowan, locked together in agony in their mutual submission holds. Fucking Widow's Web. Crazy bitch can get that on from anywhere. Emily is barely up to her knees on her side of the ring by this point after the beating we laid on her, and Gemma is pulling herself up on the ropes on our side of the ring by the hard camera. Rowan is up with the freakish speed of the obsessed and coming after my emerald-haired partner like the monster in a movie ...
... and the referee is still staring at Quinn and Starr.
I tug one of the heavy brass chains that cross my hips, pulling an ornate pocketwatch from my denim shorts. I click it open, my dark eyes wide and sparkling, and reveal a handful of capsules, bright and glossy as jelly beans. One drops into the palm of my glove and I brush my hand over my mouth. Not even the announcers catch it, with everyone watching Lisa's helpful distraction.
The watch drops back into my pocket as I roll a capsule neatly from my cheek with my pierced tongue and bite down on it, flooding my mouth with the burning sweet taste of the Japanese poison whose brewing I learned from Master Tajiri. They were difficult lessons - the poisons burned, and were unforgiving to imprecise mixtures, and that man had even weirder tastes than one might suspect by looking at him. But was it worth it?
Ask the opthamologists around the world who consider me a patron saint.
I slither across the apron and push Gemma aside like a fan pushing Gemma aside to get my autograph, pursing my glossy black lips to give Rowan a kiss of my own, snapping my head forward like a cobra with my punkytails whipping to BLAST her in the face with a mist of bright crimson.
It's hard to hurt Rowan - I know this from long and bitter experience. She soaks up pain like parched ground drinks the rain. But the red poison hurts like the kiss of fire. It hurts like having your face pushed into a barbeque grill. It hurts like something Jigsaw or Bosch would come up with.
She fights it. I can see her fighting it, and her hands tremble as she fights to resist clutching at her face, staggering back with her nails sinking into her palms. But her eyes can't stop streaming, and she can't keep them open. All that fury, all that will, and she can't stop the way her throat closes or her nose sears. I grin and spit a crimson gob through my forked fingers at her.
My grandma taught me that's how you get rid of demons.
Gemma staggers to the corner, still clutching at her throat, and I tag her shoulder as the referee turns around, a loud smack that draws his attention. I vault the ropes and run straight for Rowan, catching her by the wrist and twisting us around in a do-si-do, sending her hurtling to the corner where she crashes that aching back into the turnbuckles, making her arch deliciously. Before the official can get too good of a look at her, I go sprinting in and TWIST from the hip, throwing my right leg up high and straight as a lance, launching the heel of my Doc square between her eyes with a running Yakuza kick that hits with a *CRACK*.
After I hit, I wrap my right leg around the top rope, clutching it with my left hand and leaning forward over the rope, smirking and pointing back at Chance as she crumples bonelessly to the mat.
"YOU SEE THAT?" I grin maniacally at the camera, crowing with glee. "Busted her the FUCK open!"
LvK: Now hold on a damn minute!
RP: What NOW, van Keel?
LvK: Rowan Chance's face was soaked in crimson BEFORE she hit the corner!
RP: Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
LvK: ... WHAT is obvious?
RP: Punky's Monster Queen-style Yakuza kick hit so hard that Rowan was busted open CHRONOLOGICALLY. It was so brutal that Chance started bleeding BACKWARDS IN TIME.
LvK: GOD, I hate you.
I move quickly back Rowan, nestling a hand in her hair and one in the back of her tights, yanking her into a curve as I drop a pair of quick, driving knees into her back before dragging her up. She snarls and goes for me like a mad dog, blinded and burning as she is, and catches my throat in both hands.
Strangling me. Murderously fucking strangling me, she bulls me back to the corner, snarling to herself in tongues.
Do I fight back, fire with fire, gouging her eye, jabbing her throat?
A nice girl like me?
I hold up my hands, innocent ingenue that I am, and the referee is forced to get between me and the competitor who has clearly been driven mad by the taste of her own blood.
RP: Thank GOD the referee is finally taking this match into hand!
LvK: THIS IS RIDICULOUS! We SAW the playback! Punky BLASTED Rowan in the face with that ... that toxic MIST of hers and then almost kicked her head off her shoulders and now she's playing innocent!
RP: Are you saying Chance should be ALLOWED to strangle her in the ring, van Keel?
LvK: Well, of ... of course not ...
RP: Damn right. Rules are rules.
And the referee regretfully peels Rowan's hands off my throat, letting me get a chance to massage it with my left hand. He forces her back, and she is just FROTHING to get at me for some reason. I suddenly take his lapels, turn him around and pull him close, gasping, seemingly barely able to get a breath.
While he's distracted, Gemma slips into the ring and jumps up behind Rowan, wrapping her hands under her chin and planting her folded knees into the center of her back, dropping down to arch the Black Widow over the Roxstar in a brutal Backstabber. Or so people claim, anyway. *I* didn't see a thing, since I was only concerned for my health.
LvK: GIVE ME A DAMN BREAK!
RP: Rules are made to be broken. And so is Rowan's back.
G-Force neatly rolls back to the apron as the referee assures me that I'll live - and sure enough, I feel much better. Rowan seems to have collapsed but before he can get too much of a chance to investigate I'm on her, pulling her up by the hair and dragging her to the corner again, where I hammer her head against the top buckle a few times - a little out of rhythm to make sure the audience doesn't fucking count along like this is Sesame Street - before I give her a shove into the buckles and then back off a few quick paces and RACE forward, bringing my knees up to cannonball splash into her back with my running GHOST TRAIN in the corner.
Her scream is PIERCING, sweet as a falling angel.
That back must hurt.
I decide to finish it. Layne's probably still down, Starr's not gonna be able to do anything else without costing her lame new friends the match, and I'm pretty sure I can break the Widow once and for all right fucking now.
I drag her crippled ass to the middle of the ring, twisting her to face me, and I lean close, bloody lips kissing her poisoned ones fleetingly, my body brushing hers with a warm silky sweetness that makes the world fade away for a moment before I jam my knee into her belly, folding her up. I underhook her arms behind her back and snarl, FLEXING both arms to muscle her up and lay her spine over my right shoulder, her agonized crimson face up at the lights and her boots hanging behind me.
RP: THE DOLLBREAKER! PUNKY'S GOT THE DOLLBREAKER!
LvK: Oh, sweet lord! She might break Rowan Chance in HALF! Someone has to stop this! STOP THIS MATCH, DAMN IT ALL!
But even as I start to hook her up and hang her in the unique torture of my submission hold, I can feel her weight shifting. Even blind and battered and broken, Rowan Chance is as sly as a fucking serpent. She kicks both legs lithely and rolls her hips, breaking my balance and dropping heavily to her boots, staggering on the mat!
LvK: YES! SHE ESCAPES!
RP: SHOW SOME FUCKING PROFESSIONALISM!
I stagger myself, my equilibrium thrown off by her sudden roll, and she HAMMERS me with a European uppercut, sending me back to the ropes. I pride myself on being able to outpunch the Black Widow and almost anyone else I go toe to toe with, but that chick can still hit. Her elbow catches my jaw with a sweet smack and I shake my head to clear it as Chance goes to her corner in a miraculous rush for salvation in the form of Emily Layne.
Of course, that's the funny thing about salvation.
We see through a glass darkly, yeah?