The graphic of a busty and determined Platinum Queen and her Staten Island opponent flashes across the screen with the words 'UP NEXT..' stamped beneath them.
Cut to the arena where the Staten Island Stomper is already standing mid-ring, her generic rock music theme blaring over the noise of a feisty crowd. Her raggedy New York Yankees jersey hangs loosely off her stocky shoulders and she's looking ready for a brawl.
"THIS BOUT IS SET FOR ONE FALL. INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK. WEIGHING IN AT 147 POUNDS..THE STATEN ISLAND STOMPER!"
LvK: FTW is back live and the Staten Island Stomper is ready to go.
RP: Looks like the Stomper's wearing her favourite jersey tonight.
LvK: I'm pretty sure that's the only jersey she owns..
"AND HER OPPONENT.."
The announcers' voice drowns in the noise from the crowds, replaced by the opening sounds of Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up". It revs up on the PA, pumping into the arena while the lights in the rafters darken. The fans begin to stir, excited and anxious to see the arrival of the Platinum Queen. I'm standing just a foot away from the heavy black curtain that's blocking off the gorilla position, looking relaxed, confident, and ready to fight -- but secretly, deep down inside, I'm just as excited and anxious as all those fans watching in the crowd. It might be butterflies, adrenaline, whatever. This feeling always strikes up before I head out there. It's a feeling that I'm used to, a feeling that I'm utterly in love with. I lick my lips and eagerly step forward, pushing the curtains aside.
"FROM JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI. WEIGHING IN AT 145 POUNDS. SHE IS THE PLATINUM QUEEN. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS, IS -- TIFFANY!"
I smile brightly as I step onto the stage, decked out in a pair of silver latex tights and a matching bustier, white knee-high boots and black fishnet stockings. Kneepads, an elbow pad on my left arm, a simple choker, and tape wrapped around both my hands, wrists and forearms, all in black, complete my attire. My flowing, platinum blonde hair is loose and cascades to my lower back. Most of the audience recognize me, erupting into excited cheers as I enter the arena. I soak in their applause, feeding off of it, getting more amped up by the sound of their soaring voices. There's still a considerable amount of fans who aren't familiar with me, but I don't mind. By the end of this match, everyone's gonna know just who I am and what I'm capable of. I stand tall in the middle of the stage, and spread my arms out to my sides, tilting my head back just a bit to show off my signature pose. Another cheer rises from the fans, this time making it a bit difficult to even hear my music. After a brief moment I break into a determined stride down the aisle, sauntering down toward the ring.
RP: I like how she's put together!
LvK: Easy there. Tiffany's not just a pretty face. She's one of the toughest women in our sport today and has been in some pretty rough wars over the years.
RP: So, you're saying she likes it rough? Goddamn!
LvK: Oh for the love of..
My music starts to die down, with now only the sounds of the packed arena surrounding the ring. I stare at my opponent from across the ring, watching her pace about in her corner like a caged animal. She's glaring back at me, sending me the dirtiest looks, muttering something to herself while cracking her large knuckles. I guess something about me is irritating her. I arch a brow and smirk at the Stomper, which only serves to piss her off.
"Stuck up, old' *BEEP*! I'm gonna have fun with you, Princess!" she hollers loudly, which makes me roll my eyes.
"I'm no princess, sugar. What I am, is your Queen," I reply calmly as I step out of my corner and saunter to the middle of the ring. "Now, bend over and take your spankin' like a good lil' gal.."
Well, if she was pissed before, she's probably infuriated by now. She charges forward only to be intercepted by the ref, who promptly backs her up a step. Hurriedly, the ref calls for the bell, and hastily steps aside. Like a caged animal released for feeding, the Stomper rushes out of her corner again, ready to pounce on me. Sadly, for her at least, in this match she's the lamb and I'm ready for dinner.
DINGDINGDING!
I just dart out of the way of the Stomper as she comes forward. She spins around with a growl and I smirk at her, circling to the left. She circles to the right and we eye each other up. The gal's about my size, height, weight. She's a bit more stockier tho, looks like she can take a beating. The fans stir with anticipation, waiting to see who'll strike first. I bite my lower lip I raise my hands, ready to lock up with her. I step forward -- and she SMACKS me right in the face!
RP: WOW! What'd the five fingers say to the face, Tiffany?!
LvK: No respect from the Stomper there.
RP: Respect or no respect, that slap looks like it's gonna leave a mark!
LvK: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea though, for Stomper to piss Tiffany off like that.
The fans let out a gasp as my head snaps to the side, my cheek stinging and pulsing red from that vicious slap! A smug, satisfied look surfaces on the Stomper's face, and quickly my eyes darken. I charge forward, dipping low to thrust my shoulder into her gut. Moving with quickness that most wouldn't expect me to possess, I push my shoulder deeper against her tummy and wrap my arms around her waist. Still moving, I LIFT her up onto my shoulder and CARRY her across the ring to SLAM her right into the corner!
LvK: And now Tiffany just picks Stomper up as if she were a small child!
RP: I hear she's real good with kids.
The fans let out another gasp, followed by loud applause at my display of strength! I hear Stomper groaning as she collapses into the corner, and I quickly slam my shoulder into her tummy -- once, twice, three times, before I pull back and straighten myself up. She's groggy, and leaning forward, gasping for air, shocked that I practically womanhandled her into the corner. I quickly SMACK her silly, palm to right cheek, and I watch her head snap to the side with a measure of satisfaction. The fans roar in approval!
RP: Now come on, that's uncalled for!
LvK: What? Stomper JUST did the same thing a moment ago!
RP: But she also gave Tiffany a chance to defend herself! Tiffany slapping the piss out of a defenceless Stomper, poor form, I call bad sportsmanship!
I take a few steps back until I'm in the centre of the ring, and Stomper angrily pulls out of the corner, rushing at me with blind rage. Easy pickings. I catch her arm as she moves in close, tilt my whole body at an angle and use her momentum against her. I whip her over my turning body, throwing her into the canvas with a silky smooth armdrag! We both get up at the same time and I clap my hands as she rushes at me like a bull. Catch her arm again, and armdrag her back into the mat!
LvK: Deep, deep armdrags from the Platinum Queen!
The fans are loving this. We both get to our feet at the same time, Stomper a little slow this time, but not short on rage. She swings at me wildly, but she hits nothing but air as I drop down to the mat and tangle her legs up with mine. Tripping her up with a drop-toe-hold, I watch Stomper collapse face-first into the mat with a cry, her body crashing roughly with the canvas. I untangle my legs and quickly get to my hands and knees, floating over her back until I'm laying over her shoulder-blades and the back of her head. Locking her tightly in a front facelock, I cinch the hold and squeeze, trying to cause her as much discomfort as possible.
LvK: In addition to her strength, Tiffany is also a very skilled, sound mat technician. The Stomper is having a real hard time keeping up with Tiffany on the mat.
RP: Well obviously. Her name's "STOMPER", with a name like that, she'd rather be throwing haymakers than cinching in wristlocks.
LvK: Well, I doubt she'd even know what a wristlock is-- Now Tiffany is practically smothering her, she's controlling Stomper easily in the opening minutes.
RP: Tiff can smother me anytime--
LvK: Knock it off!
Stomper starts to squirm, and slowly we get to our feet, with her bent forward still locked in my facelock. Quickly, I thrust several knees up into her chest, causing her to grunt and groan. Keeping the facelock intact, I toss her left arm over the back of my neck, grab her ripped jean shorts with my free hand, and STOMP on the mat -- flipping her over quickly with a snap suplex! We both land roughly onto the canvas, Stomper taking the full brunt of the suplex, and while she flops about on the mat in pain, I kick my feet up and roll backward until I'm mounted on top of her chest! Immediately, I slam my right forearm into her temple and cheek, repeatedly smashing forearms into her face while the fans cheer on!
RP: WOW! Look at those shots! She's pounding the hell outta her!
LvK: Stiff forearms right in the face! And Stomper still doesn't have an answer for Tiffany!
RP: I have an answer for Tiff --
LvK: Shut it!
Stomper starts to cover up, desperately attempting to block my vicious forearms. With a smirk, I pause in my assault, and abruptly grab her right wrist and JERK it away from her face! With silky precision, I turn my body to the right so my legs now drape over her face and chest. My hands still clutching her wrist, I pull it roughly and hold it against my chest while stretching her entire arm out! She screams and squirms while I trap her in a cross armbreaker, the fans excitedly applauding with some chanting:
"TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!"
RP: Hmm, looks like the fans are acknowledging Tiffany's extensive five years history of interpretive tap dancing.
LvK:....idiot.
Stompers' squirming and thrashing managed to get her close enough to the ropes and she drapes her ankle over the bottom rope. The ref quickly informs me and I break the hold. I roll away from her and get to my feet, slowly rising while Stomper lays there momentarily, clutching her arm and looking pretty dazed. I take a breather, bending forward to rest my hands on my thick, toned thighs, watching the Staten Island native collect herself.
RP: Stomper's down and Tiffany's..letting her get up? I don't get it, why isn't she capitalizing on her opponent when she's clearly got her down and hurting!?
LvK: Tiffany's pretty confident in her abilities to win the match fairly, and rightly so. She'll put a beating on you, but she'll always give you a chance to fight back and doesn't need to resort to cheap tactics.
RP: That's a horrible strategy!
She gets to her feet in a groggy manner, shaking her head all the while. She then sets her glossed eyes on me and I can see the killswitch flicking in her head. She rushes at me and I move forward. Just as I'm about to strike she manages to catch me with a kick to my tummy, and I grunt softly, bending forward. I yelp out when her hand tangles itself in my hair and she pulls on it roughly, turning me around to whip me into the ropes. The gal is moving way too sluggishly though, and doesn't have enough strength to throw me. So I reverse the move, and send her running into the ropes instead. As she bounces off of em' and comes running back at me, I meet her in the middle of the ring, pick her up underneath her arms and simply drop her -- so her crotch lands right onto my bent knee! She gasps out loud, and straightens up upon impact, clutching her crotch while groaning in pain. I'm on the move, springing up to my feet to dart into the ropes behind me. I bounce off of em' and TORPEDO right into Stomper with a BIG BOOT right into her vulnerable face! The fans ERUPT as Stomper's head just snaps back, her body following suit, and she crashes loudly into the canvas!
RP: HOLY CRAP! She damn near killed her with that Running Boot!
LvK: I believe Tiffany calls that sequence the "Silver Strike".
RP: And I believe I'm gonna call that blunt force trauma!
The force of my boot sends her back a little further than I anticipated and she ends up rolling right out of the ring! The fans at ringside share a bit of a laugh as Stomper flops onto the arena floor in a painful daze, and I stand back in the middle of the ring to soak in their cheers. The ref begins the 10-count while I pace about patiently within the ring. Stompers' getting a gracious break from my ass whipping, though the ref's count has already passed five and she's only gotten to one knee. Once the ref reaches 8, I slide out of the ring and grab Stomper. I push her under the bottom rope, rolling her back inside, and I slide in after her--only to get crushed by her fists as she practically dumps all her weight down on top of me with a double axe-handle smash! Looks like she wasn't as hurt as she may have appeared. I groan out loud, getting pounded with fists and boots as Stomper starts to unload on me. She's pounding away as hard as she can on me but her blows aren't doing much damage--the punishment I've dealt out has sapped her strength. The Stomper watches with panicked anger as I start to rise to my knees and she desperation starts to kick in. She needs a big move to keep me down or at least stun me. She runs to the opposite side of the ring, rebounding and coming back at me at full force. She's about five feet away from me before she launches herself into the air, arms and legs outstretched, entire body turned at an angle, hoping to catch me with a flying crossbody.
Except, I'm on my feet, and I catch HER.
LvK: Like running into a brick wall! Tiffany showing that pure strength here, while Stomper is just about all out of options!
The fans sound off with another cheer as I catch the Stomper in my arms. I then almost effortlessly TOSS the Stomper UP onto my shoulders, settling her into a Firearm's Carry. The cheers of the fans rise up around the ring as I stand with the Stomper on my shoulders for only a brief moment -- before I spin her around my head, dropping her legs and pushing her body forward in midair, looping my arm across her chest to DRIVE her down into the canvas with a sideslam/Rock Bottom!
RP: OUCH! What a maneuver!
LvK: Tiffany with the "Platinum Justice"!
RP: Where does she come up with this stuff! That just sent Stomper back to Staten Island!
LvK: From the looks of it, Tiffany's not finished just yet.
Another eruption of noise bursts from the audience after I hit my patented Platinum Justice, and I slowly stand up and spread my arms out, posing for the cheering fans. Glancing down at the writhing Stomper, a wicked little smirk appears on my lips and I reach down and hoist her up. She's deadweight now, barely conscious and just leaning on me to support her. I step in behind her, tuck my head underneath her arm, and lift--hoisting her back up into the air, her back balanced precariously across my shoulders. I grab her head with my right arm, balance her leg with my left hand, keeping her in what appears to be a Torture Rack. Then, I push up hard with my left hand, thrusting the Stomper up high into the air, flipping her over so her body now faces the canvas as it falls back down just as my right arm tightly clutches her neck-- and I drop down and DRILL her head right into the canvas with a massive DDT!
LvK: FLATLINER!
RP: Holy *BEEP*! What a *BEEP*ng maneuver!!
LvK: Ref, you can count to ten, count to twenty, Stomper is NOT getting up from that!
I roll her over and drape myself over her, not even bothering to hook the leg.
1…2…3!
DINGDINGDING!
"HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE PLATINUM QUEEN -- TIFFANY!!"
"Smack My Bitch Up" plays again loudly over the PA as I get up onto my feet and gaze down at the fallen Stomper. I pucker my glossy lips and blow the unconscious gal a kiss, before the ref raises my hand. Another resounding cheer rises from the fans and I smile at em', falling into my signature pose in the centre of the ring while their excited applause echo all around me. Looks like they're all standing, all of em' are on their feet as they all now know exactly who I am and what I'm capable of..
RP: Well, I'll be honest, I didn't think much of this Tiffany chick--
LvK: Chick?
RP: --at first, I thought she was just a real pretty face with a hot, sexy bod and a great set of--
LvK: GET TO YOUR POINT.
RP: --but she proved she can definitely GO! Wow, what a display! Power, technique, BRUTALITY. She is one helluva woman!
LvK: What a debut for the Platinum Queen! Tiffany picks up a great win after a dominating performance! Fans, we got lot more on the way, including the lovely Lisa Starr in action tonight! Stay tuned!