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Alexis vs Emily <{Camping trip catfight}>

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Alexis vs Emily <{Camping trip catfight}>
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:18:52 AM »
In my previous fight log against Natalia, I mentioned how lucky I am to have met her. I guess I didn't even realize how the lucky streak would continue for me to meet Alexis (catty_alexis for y'all!)

We talked about doing something for a while, and this idea brewed in our heads for sometime, until we felt the time we perfect to execute it. It's a different flavor from the one I posted before, and you guys are going to see me in a completely new light here; it's a catfight, as the title of the topic suggests.

We talked long about how rough or mild we wanted it to be. If it should be a puristic catfight, or something brawly. If it would be totally girly or if we would rip each other limb from limb. And we decided to do the balance that you dudes and dudettes are going to enjoy reading blow! But honestly, after doing this with Alexis, I am pretty sure that we would have not gone wrong no matter what different variation we picked.

Again, sorry for the wrestling fans, but this one might not be for you; however, if you like to see two blondes yank each other by the hair, slap, scratch, bite, and pretty much wreck a camping site in doing so, then you are in for one hell of a ride!

This was a crazy crazy fight, and I had moments where I thought I had Alexis, others where I felt I had no hope. The back and forth was immense. I won't spoil the ending for you guys, but all I'm going to say, is that we were both very happy and satisfied with the result at the end, and that the winner truly deserved it.

Ok, enough with my long introductions, you guys probably skipped to the blue text 'how lucky'. So without further ado, I hope you ladies and gentlemen out there enjoy it.

XoXo ~*M*~

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First off, the truly amazing Alexis (and no, we are not sister, lol)

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And once more, me in my fighting outfit!!!



Emily: Andrew Mathews was the perfect catch, many bitches called him that, or at least, they would if not for Lisa, his girlfriend. Some cum-guzzling bitch, which we ALLLLL knew about growing up in Melbourne, before she moved to the land across the pond, and somehow, miraculously, made a new name for herself. I guess you really can have a fresh start if you travel far enough, huh? Well, that was her deal anyways. Until I too flew over to Canada, and my work began intensifying my connections with both the East and West Coast, and as funny as it is, the communities out there are tighter than you may think.
It was only two months after I moved, that I saw Andrew, and I was all like; 'habba dabba!!' the guy was freaking dreamy. Handsome, tall, driving a flippin’ jaguar (Which is classy y'all), but he was... a sweetheart! I saw him when I was out with friends and I was like 'wow. That ho bag nailed that??' But I was over it fast. I was still learning the ropes, and quickly I realized how smart he was. He was not happy with her, it was clear. The way things go, you enter the place with your friends, then girls end up hanging by the bar acting all pretty and precious, the whole vulnerable act that guys dig so much, while men try to desperately presume the 'hunter' facade, prowling for prey; us.
A game that all know, but what was interesting is how Andrew came up to me, and he was like, all sweet, nice and honest, and fuck me, but I liked him. And thing went really tense from that moment.

A: So, you know Lisa?
M: Uh-huh, we went to the same school.
A: Cool, she's... special.
M: Right..
A: What's wrong? You don't think she is special.
M: Yeah, I guess, she can be, as special as a diaper disguised as a Tiffany's bag, because she is so full of shit!


And that, was everything it took. The look in his eyes, the way he gazed at me, truly astonished to see someone being honest and frank, was the spark that lead to the following series of events: Me and him leaving together, under the sight of two dozen people who were more than eager to tell Lisa who he left with. Us banging like monkeys in his car, then going up to his amazing Condo, reciprocating, and the next day, after no less than 30 phone calls, text, and voice mails from her, he picked up telling her it's over, she was out, and I was in. How perfect could thing be?
Right? But.. Nope, because things were not so simple. Because, what I failed to realize is, the picture was more grander than this. There were way more forces at play, more elements and compatriots involved, including Jeff, Andrew's older brother, his long-term girlfriend and soon-to-be fiancée', Alexis, who was nothing short than the Kingpin, the under-lord of the whole love scene, and who happened to be the architect behind Andrew's love affair with Lisa. And she. was. pissed.


Alexis: My life has had a lot of ups and downs.  Things go my way... things go into the shitter.  Craziness, drama, pain and misery with a handful of bright spots.  But the last few years, well the last few years have been wonderful.  I found Jeff... finally, someone who treats me well, who respects me, who loves me for me... and who is one gorgeous hunk of man-flesh to boot.  And we do well... after a few little bumps, we get into a good place:  Exciting, not stale, thrilling, not boring, but without the mindless HS drama bullshit.  Things are... perfect.  And when I set up his brother Andrew (DAMN that family has good genetics!) with my bestie Lisa, things get even better...
Really, it is ideal.  'Double dates' sounds trite, silly, and boring.  But a second couple in your life, who you share so much with, can make life so much more thrilling.  And while there are other couples who float in and out of our orbit, for the longest time it was Jeff and Me, Andrew and Lisa.   And they were PERFECT together.  She had that cute Aussie accent... in addition to being gorgeous.  They were like a photo-shoot perfect couple.  And having my bestie hang out with me all the time was phenomenal.  
She's someone I trust, someone I respect, someone I adore.  She's never stabbed me in the back, and always looked out for me.  She's sweet, smart, clever and gorgeous.  So of course she deserves a great guy like Jeff... and look, there was one right there in the form of Andrew!  All the time we spent together, they seemed perfect... oh, they would snipe now and again, but it was nothing serious, or so I thought...
Until that one crazy weekend.  Andrew picked up some ho-bag in a bar and waked out with her.  Lisa heard all about it... and then went crazy as he ignored her calls, her texts.  I didn't get as many as Andrew did, but when he ignored her, I got my own wave.  I consoled her... it was probably a mistake, his phone wasn't working well last week, she probably needed a ride, all the BS stories because a) I honestly thought he wouldn't do that and  b) I wanted to keep her hopes up.  But then the phone was answered the next day, and things went from bad to worse.  Lisa just lost it.  I was furious.  She was my best friend, being treated like this!  She was devastated.  I ended up having to cancel a vacation to stay home with her, I was so worried about her.
And as I consoled her, ate ice cream with her, swore about how Andrew was the biggest pig in the world, and generally did everything I could for her, I silently built up a growing, vindictive hatred of the bitch who forced this entire situation...
YOU!


Emily: Guys usually think that they are in control, and in charge of things. It's sort of cute and funny to me, and most girls, to see them shaking hands, acting all macho and bumping chests, under that false illusion. They don't really put one-tenth the effort in their social and love lives as we do. And while Andrew and Jeff practically talked the whole 'dumping of Lisa, and emergence of Emily' in no more than 20 minutes, ending with 'Dude, good riddance, that new girl is hawt'. Things go on way more detail in our world. I could feel very well what a persona-non-grata I became.
Not only when we went out, as for some reason, most of Andrew's friends kept their distance, but also to how he really tried hard to be ultra-sweet and focus on 'me and you' time. But I liked him a lot, more than the usual shiny things and fancy dinners, I wanted to become a part of his life, and that meant, meet his friends and family. And after a lot of nagging, it happened. First, the friends. I still remember how comically pathetic it was, the day we walked in that club, me looking all pretty, holding the birthday present for his buddy, how everyone dissipated around us like we were skunks.
I just felt in the air, I felt so awkward, almost to the degree of sniffing my armpits, but to end my misery, one girl come to me and said those words; 'Sorry hunni, you look sweet, really do, but you just committed social suicide. Alexis won't let you survive here.' And a light bulb lit in my head. Alexis, the name that I heard few times, Jeff's girl, Lisa's bestie, and when my eyes scanned around me, I saw them, those deep blue eyes, the picture perfect, yet deathly, condescending look glaring at me. The way so oh-so-elegantly rested he elbow on Jeff's shoulder, I watch, as her invisible fingers controlled him like a puppeteer, practically ending the party and calling it quits in less than 10 minutes, and guess who were not invited? Oh, that bit is clear. I guess.


Alexis: I thought about playing Jeff against Andrew... using him to fix the colossal mistake Andrew made.  But I ruled that out: Jeff has soooo many good qualities, but a) he would do it too bluntly and b) he might be grudging in doing it.  He always liked Lisa, but he had nothing invested in Lisa.  Plus, it would fray our relationship.  Oh, nothing I couldn't handle, but given the fact it would come at a cost and have less chance of success, I ruled that tactic out.  But I do know Andrew is a social creature... he may have the "Matthews Family machismo" but he also enjoyed all of those trips, all of those parties, all of that group-fun.  Well then... cutting off that might serve as a wake up call to him...
So I proceeded to subtly lay the groundwork.  Well... subtly is not the right word: out of view of Jeff and Andrew.  Many if not most of our friends owed their relationships in at least some small part to me... I do love playing matchmaker, and I'm quite good at it, if I do say so myself.  So I started letting it be known how awful you were... a manipulative, man-stealing whore.  And since none of the women here wanted their men stolen, it wasn't a hard sell.. and for those that angle didn't work on, well my other powers of manipulation severed just as well.  Cut out Andrew's support system, his social network, and he may start to see this Emily whore in a new light, especially when the first bloom of infatuation wears off.  And I would be ready, with Lisa in the wings...
We've been hitting the gym extra hard, getting her back in shape... going shopping, getting her a makeover, the whole package.  Not to make a move now... no, but to make her an appealing option when the time to make a move came.  Jeff and Andrew went on as they always did, best-bros (literally and figuratively), but the double dates stopped.  Something always came up, or I could only schedule things when I knew Andrew was busy.  When you arrived at that particular party anyway, I had all the pieces in place to make you an outcast for the moment you walked in.  All I had to do was sit back and watch my handiwork do its job... which it did marvelously.
I could see the recognition in your eyes as you glanced over at me, and I actually smiled at you.  Not a smile of any warmth, but a smile of the dominant over the subservient.  The smile of the winner over the loser.  And it felt good.  All those hours, days of consoling Lisa because of you, I won't lie... I enjoyed making you suffer socially.  My mental gloating was disrupted by Jeff.  "Hey, sweetie, I know we've had some crazy schedules lately, but you are still in for the yearly camping trip we take, right?" "Oh, of course baby... I wouldn't miss it for the world." I say, snuggling into Jeff's arms as the party breaks up.  "I think I heard Emily won't be able to make it, though..." I say laying the groundwork for your inevitable retreat.


Emily: The next few weeks were not really fun. I am a stubborn person, I don't quit, I never did when I wanted those abs, and had to endure the countless hours of Pilates. To hear that I need to quite eating any manner of bread because I'm Gluten-intolerant. That my favorite thing in the world, Oysters, was causing me that allergic reaction that caused me anguish for weeks. Nope, I endured it all, and I was not about to lose my Andrew because of some washed up tramp thinking she runs the show. Mind you, I respected how she wanted things going, I probably would not do any different, and I could tell pretty quickly, the bitch was not really out of the slums, she was not into the family for money, and she just wanted control.
But that was a big, big problem. Because I was not gonna be someone's beta. She already deemed unworthy just because she wanted not only to dictated how Jeff's life goes, but also Andrews, well, tough-luck!! My meat is far too bitter to chew. And that is what I made sure the next few days. It was my first family dinner, and I sat at the table, dressed all nice, conservative, yet classy and charming. Alexis of course, sitting at the first seat next to the boy's dad, Scott Mathews, the famous tycoon who is behind half the construction of this town, and clearly the pot where these good genes came from!
The way the dinner went, was perfectly illustrative of how much grip you had on the family. They all loved you. And when the whole camping trip issue came up, it was really not cool to hear how their mom, Nancy looked at me asking about how my 'family emergency' that would stop me from showing up was happening. Another girl would have flipped, or excused herself to the restroom to cry. But for me, HAH!!!

M: Oh, thank you so much, no, my Aunt is doing so much better now! She is fully recovered!!
N: Oh?? I thought... She had cancer??
M: ~~ My blood pressure rising so much, I pretty much think my veins on my temples are pulsating now... Cancer? Seriously?? ~~ Oh?? No.. It was just high cholesterol. She is.. well.. a carnivore you know.... ~~ Turning my eyes to you, I glare and hiss ~~ Runs in the family....
N: Oh that is delightful!! Well, that is it then, you girls are coming with us, I am sure it will be a blast!! You can even share the tent. The boys will share theirs!!


She gives the boys that stern look, as if they are still teenagers, but you and I give each other that 'WHAT THE FUCK' look as I can only imagine, what sharing the same tent with that bitch-hole would be like.


Alexis: "Oh, really?  I was sure I'd heard cancer.  Well, it is your Aunt, I suppose you would know better than I" I say in a tone that clearly implies that maybe you don't even know what is going on in your own family, but I'm too polite to come out and say it.  Which puts me in good with Scott and Nancy... they are all about the importance of family, as well as politeness.  I smile broadly at Nancy as I taste the soup.  "Delicious." I honestly like her... she didn't push back against me when I started dating Jeff, and she could have.  But it also hasn't hurt me to know how to play his parents.  Its really for all of our best interests, so I don't feel any guilt over it...
I hear her comment about the tent and I smile... I am about 50% convinced she thinks we aren't even sleeping together yet.  It is kind of cute in an old-fashioned sort of way... as if I wasn't fucking Jeff blind every chance I can get.  "Of course!" I say, agreeing eagerly.  I don't mind... it isn't like you are actually going to GO on this trip, so why not remain the open, friendly one?
You seem fairly determined; I won't deny that I would have expected you to fold before now.  But really, as determined as you are, I've never met anyone who didn't end up getting manipulated or controlled by me eventually.  You're just one in the long line.  It might take longer than the others, but it will happen.  "I forget, Nancy, where are we going again this year?" I ask, as if I actually forgot.  Every year we go off to a gorgeous national forest, up in the hills, with beautiful forests, a incredibly blue cool lake, hills, hiking trails, and the like.  Despite all of their money, we don't RV or anything similar, but old school tents, campfires, and the like.  It's a sweet tradition, the kind of thing my family would have never done, and I enjoy it.
Of course I enjoyed it a lot more last year with Lisa, but next year Lisa will be there again.  And this year, I'll have a tent to myself as you inevitably stay home.  I'm not going to hurry things... I have my plan, and I play the long game.  That's the game that has gotten me Jeff, my in with this family, the control over Jeff and Andrew's entire social circle, and pretty much everything I've achieved.  Patience is a virtue.  And I'm a patient girl.  I smile warmly at you, thinking of how nice it will be after I've patiently seen you shuffled out of Andrew's life...


Emily: I hate her....
 I HATE HER!
 I HATE HER!
 I HATE HER!
Every fucking word you say, just makes that little vein in my temple pulsate, and thank GOD it is concealed with my blonde curls. What I can't hide though is how my face flushes red. And when Nancy's eyes turn to me; "Oh dear, was the soup spicy?" I just smile at her and blush softly acting all innocent and saying; "Woooh.. No, I think it might be the lamb, is it made with Wine sauce? I just, don't do alcohol at all, it makes me so woozy." My right hand reaching and squeezing Andrew's left hand softly, and thank GOD Nancy misses his chuckle. I mean, a little check on my twitter account with the newest picture of me holding that upside down Cristal Champagne bottle over my lips, would more than discredit my show of sobriety.
Nancy's priceless smile lights up her face, as she gushes into apologies, even calls the Chef and scolds him and makes me prepare some pasta for me. But meanwhile, your eyes and mine meet, and I just glare at you. I can see a lot in that look. It's not that you don't like me, no, you want to destroy me. The part of me that would have thought that maybe, we could be friends, allies, or even co-exist quickly dwindling. You want me out, but guess what, just because you had your claws deep in them first, doesn't mean you are immune. I have my ways.
The next few days and weeks pass quickly, and soon enough, I am on a desperate, rushed shopping spree to prepare for the 5-day camping trip, or 'excavation' as the patriarch of the family, Scott liked to call it. It was sort of depressing, feeling like I had leprosy or something. I did all my shopping alone, but what sucked is bumping into you and your 7-bitches entourage in the Saks, shopping for camping gear and tops. I tried to make a quick exit, but, one of your cxnts spotted me, and I could even hear the catcalls and 'innocent' remarks made about me as I walked out of the store; yeah...
I HATE HER!
I HATE HER!
I HATE HER!
Finally, the weekend arrived. But ill-tidings were upon us, in the form of mild Bronchitis, but not to you, no no no, because that would be too just, right? No, it was Nancy, who was grounded. Which meant, that it was only Scott, Andrew, Jeff, myself, and the queen Bee-AATTCHH herself on this trip.
Awesome times to come, right?
Well... not exactly.


Alexis: I plant 3 different plans to get you diverted... angles that involve Andrew, Jeff, Scott, Nancy, even your work.  Somehow, someway, despite my incredible powers of manipulation, none of them seem to work.  Which is... disconcerting.  I'm not stranger to a plan not going off, but 3?  That's unusual.  More than unusual... it is suspicious.  My confidence that you won't be going on the trip turns out to be misplaced, and despite sending you scurrying out of Saks, I'm still not satisfied... because you are still going.  X-(
I pack for my trip... Jeff asking me what is wrong, worried he might have done something wrong, because I am clearly unhappy.  I assure him that isn't the case, but he seems suspicious... I really can't blame him.  It wouldn't be the first time I told him everything was fine when it wasn't.  But this time he really isn't at fault.  I'm mad at you for going... and me for not having gotten you to not go.  Packing my clothes... I have to walk a line.  Scott (and Nancy, though she isn't going, unfortunately... sad case of bronchitis... sent her a special soup recipe and a hand-written "get well soon" card) are fairly conservative.  
But Jeff also likes me to show off the results of all my time in the gym... so I have always had to walk a line on these trips.  A couple of sexy little sting bikinis, of course: who can object to packing swimwear for the lake!?  But also some less revealing clothing... but tight enough to make Jeff perk up and take notice:  some tight t-shirts, cute lil short shorts that hug my perfect ass, etc.  I've got the bag packed and ready to go, along with all the extras I purchased for the trip, but I'm still hoping for some sort of miracle that leads one of my plots to come back around and keep you home...don't I deserve that?
I do.  I know I do.  It is the universe that is unfair, if you actually show up.  I take a deep breath.  Fine.  I am NOT going to give you the satisfaction of showing you I am upset if you actually show up.  I think back to Lisa and I last year, how much fun we had, how awesome a time we had... shaking my head.  There is always next year.  The next morning, I'm up early, ready to go... I know Scott likes punctuality, but Jeff tends to sleep in, so I am up early to rouse him and make sure he is on time... Scott knows that Jeff would be late if it weren't for me, and that earns me points in his book.  


Emily: The night before the trip was pretty emotional for me. I'm not very religious. But I actually sat there in my bedroom just before bed, and got on my knees on the floor, elbows on the edge of the bed, hands joined, fingers interlocked, my head bowed down humbly, and I.... prayed.. I really prayed...

"God, please... Have a bus hit her as she is crossing the street tomorrow..."
"God, I know it's terrible to ask, to have someone die... Maybe... the bus should only break a leg.. or something..."
"God.. it's me again... I'm so sorry.. I know it's bad to wish ill to another person... Please give her some nasty case of ED...."
"God... in case you have not been following around... ED is explosive diarrhea..."
"God... I'm so sorry.. I know you don't want to hear of me again.. I ask too much. But please, maybe have her burn her hair in the curler?? You know it's not real, no one's hair is that straight... if it is, then you are really a jerk, to give it to her and not me... Thanks... Always on my mind, yours truly, Em."

But of course. Miracles don't happen.. Faeries do not exist, and Santa is just some fat homeless dude hired by the mall. The next morning, when I'm standing there next to Andrew, smiling and whispering sweet nothings in each other ears, I see his eyes move up and I turn seeing the Mercedes G-class rolling over, and as the tinted windows roll back, I frown, seeing you there sitting in the passenger seat, next to Scott. FUCK!!!
I just fake it, hide it, and we pack our stuff in the massive trunk, before hopping in the back, and I ride 'bitch', but at least I'm sitting right between the boys, which you don't seem to like. But really, if we even switched, and you were back here and me riding shotgun, would either be satisfied? I don't think so. The drive was just intolerable, Mostly so because I had to either stare at the platinum blonde straight strands of yours, wondering why God just wouldn't answer my prayers, or glancing at the reflection of your face in the rear view mirror, wondering if those eyes behind the large shades are looking at me, but you know what bitch, I KNOW YOU ARE STARING AT ME!
Finally, we make it, and the first few hours, we set camp, which turns of course, to a competition of who is more helpful, knows her shit, and is not messing up. And you do your best really to try to make me look clueless, but thank God, I'm an Aussie, and you know what slut, we KNOW CAMPING!


Alexis: We go about setting up the camp... this isn't my first trip here, so I know the lay of the land: the order Scott likes things set up, the pattern he likes, the way the family operates.  And I find little ways to put you as the odd-girl-out... "helpful" suggestions that lead you to do things in the wrong order, or picking the wrong spot to set up the tents, the campfire, etc.  You struggle a bit, but you are a) smart enough to see through my suggestions, to the point I start actually making helpful suggestions that you will avoid on principle of not doing anything I want and b) clearly know your way around camping.  Aussies seem to be good at that.  Lisa was good at that...
My mood sours as I think how Lisa should be here and not you.  And while there is a little awkwardness, there is nothing obvious or horrible, much to my chagrin.  The camp is set, the tents are up, there is a nice breeze rolling in from the mountains into the foothills on which we are camping... we all take a moment to relax and enjoy the beautiful scenery after setting up camp.  It’s a quiet moment, and we all seem to enjoy it.  I step forward, moving over to a tree trunk.  "Oh look" I say, pointing at the "Jeff + Lexi 4 EVER" carving in the tree from last year...
Conveniently next to the "ANDY <3 LISA" carving right above it.  I make a point of not mentioning that, only Jeff and my carving, but it is painfully obvious to anyone.  I hug Jeff and kiss him.  "For:* Ever :*" as I run my hands through his hair.  We've been dating for a few years now... in start contrast to the unwanted newcomer in the group.


Emily: "What.. the fuck... is this shit...."
The words ACTUALLY come out of my lips, and I realize it too late, when Andrew turns to me, his face pale as fuck, not believing I spoke the words in front of his dad. And I freeze, did he hear me??? But before I melt in embarrassment, Scott moves forwards, either not hearing me, or pretending he did not, and he touches the tattoo's, and like a classy gentleman, only running his fingers over his sons name, and yours, not Lisa, saying in a soft voice; "God bless, Amen." But I guess if he noticed, he only ignored it to also give you a freebie for the pathetic PDA you just engaged in.
The evening starts coming quickly, as I sit there, obviously grumpy by the bonfire, a large blanket tossed over me and Andrew, snuggling underneath, while another covers you and Jeff. Scott telling us tales from his youth. Stuff about fishing, giant Salmons, the Nazi's, and some brothel in Bangkok?? Or at least that's what I thought he was saying, my mind was too busy plotting what to do to destroy that atrocity of a tree bark. Gasoline?? Chainsaw?? Dynamite?? Nah, too obvious...
I begin to feel tired, and the yawns get too contagious, and thank GOD, Scott is the first to call it a night, and we begin exchanging the glares. The moment I was terrified about. Am I seriously going to share the same tent with you? I clutch Andrew's hand tightly. But terrified of his daddy, he just lets go and tosses my hand away, enduring the scolding look I give him, getting up and walking to the same tent with his brother. I sigh getting up and walking to the other large tent, and slip in, sitting down on my knees, pouting as I know that seconds from now, I will be breathing the same air as you.


Alexis: I watch you walk by...  my eyes not moving, but still taking you in... tall, lanky, long-limbed, with a cascade of golden hair.  I'm not used to being jealous; I'm used to people being jealous of me.  But your effortless beauty does make a dark, angry part of me that has nothing to do with Lisa burn.  I clench my jaw, so tightly that it hurts, but Jeff doesn't notice, he's looking up at the stars, talking about how beautiful it is.  I hear his words, and even though all he is talking about is the view, the stars, and nature, all I am thinking of is you, and the idea of him praising your beauty causes my fingers to clench into claws.  "Sweetie, you ok?" I he asks, and I glance down, noticing the red marks in his hand.
"Oh... baby, I'm sorry."  I kiss his hand to make it better.  "I was just thinking... of how lucky I am to be here with your family."  I lie.  He buys it, hook line and sinker, then stands up, stretching.  "Better get to sleep... big day tomorrow.  Wish the sleeping arrangements were different, but..." he shrugs, and points his head in the direction of Scott's tent.  "Oh, I know." I say with a smile.  "Trust me, I'll have you make it up to me later."  I stand up and we kiss by the firelight, before he turns to head to Andy and his tent.  I look at the tent you are in.  I glare.
Why are you even HERE!?  Why aren't you back in town, why are you not back in fucking Australia?  Fuck.  I kick some gravel over the fire and head into the tent, practically growling as I walk in, upset that I have to share a tent with you.  I considered sleeping out by the fire, but I will NOT have you think I was afraid of you!!


Emily: Do I need to pray again? No, fuck it. I tried once, and God won't listen, screw it. I'm not really a dramatic, middle-finger-to-the-heavens kind of girl, so I will just pretend that this is my test of faith, or whatever Catholic BS I need to call this to just pass this trial. Fine. I'm sitting here, in this cramped up tent, smelling of the flickering gasoline lamp and fresh plastic, and... There you come in.... I hear the zipper sliding down, and without turning... I just feel your boots stomping on the ground, and I just sigh.

M: Why are you like this?
A: Like what?
M: ....
A: No seriously, like what?
M: A bitch??
A: .... FUCK YOU.
M: Shhhh!! keep it down....
A: Well.. fuck you!! ~~ In a whispering voice ~~
M: Fuck you too, but you know you started, I did nothing wrong, and you are just a cxnt to me.
A: Oh, I started?? I'm the one who fucked my way into Andrew's bed and broke up him with Lisa?
M: WHAT? I did no such thing? He liked me, he hated her and she was a C---
A: OH WATCH WHAT YOU SAY NEXT!!


I just glare at you, seeing your face, your angry flaring eyes, and I can tell pretty much, you are not faking it, you really care about that bitch. Or is that you really care about her because she is your peon?? An extension of yourself?? I just shake my head, and turn away whispering; "I'm going to bed... good night..."


Alexis: My hand shoots out as you roll over, to go to bed.  I have been dealing with the fallout of your lack of self-control for a while now, and I am not going to let you get away from this conversation so easily.  My fingers wrap around your arm as you roll over, putting your back to me to go to bed, and I pull you, pushing you onto your back. There is an electric jolt as my fingers touch you.  I can feel it.  I can't deny it.  Is it because we are similar, despite our differences?  No, that's fucking stupid.  I shove you onto your back and lean over you, staring down.  My blue eyes burn down at you, even though you can't see much of them in the dark tent, you can feel them.  I glare, my fingers wrapped around your upper arm and squeezing, but not quite clawing.  
"Listen to me..." I hiss, quietly, so the words don't carry beyond the tent.  It is late, but sound can carry up here, and I want this conversation to be private.  "I dealt with all the shit your little maneuver inflicted on Lisa.  I dealt with her pain.  I dealt with her hurt, her betrayal.  And for what?  Because the last fucking loser you were shacked up with wasn't as wealthy or successful or handsome as Andy?  You know what?  I don't fucking care the reason!" I hiss, the words a vicious whisper.
"I do care that you hurt my friend.  You broke up a relationship.  And I do care that you are the kind of fucking slut who sleeps her way into what she wants.  So you WILL NOT say anything bad about her for the rest of this trip." I see the startled look in your eyes, and the burning anger, but before you can snap out a sharp retort, I dig my nails in.
"This was your one fucking warning, bitch." I snarl, before letting go of your arm, and shoving off you... laying down in the tent next to you, putting my back to you.  Staring out at the tent wall.  All my anger, all my rage boiling as we silently lay there, trying to sleep... but a cauldron of emotions boiling between us.


Emily: I turn away, choosing with my own free will to do the SMART thing, exit this talk, forfeiting while we still have some pride, even though, a part of BURNS that you have had the last word. But, no, that's not enough for you. For sure it was not. As I feel your left hand grabbing my right arm from behind and twisting me, flopping me on my back on the sleeping bag, and despite the dark, I can see your eyes, glimmering, glowing almost red, or is it my imagination to how furious you must be right now?
Your words filling my ears, nothing but threats, direct threats, and I can't deny that I am frozen, not because I am scared, but because I am shocked at this actually happening. My mind making a check list of the most hurtful insults you made, but nothing, nothing burns more than you inferring I am in this for the money? My mouth gaping, feeling your nails digging into my arm, before releasing it, and stating it was a warning, and turning away.
I just lay on my back my right arm hurting like fuck, those nails, burrowing and denting my skin, and I can feel my body shaking, turning my back to you IMMEDIATELY, because the only thing I want to do now is to slug at you and pummel your face into the ground. But what would that do to my cause? I would be deemed only a savage, a crazy bitch, and end this for me. No, I won't fall for this.
But the problem is, the longer I wait, and try to get some sleep, the more it burns, my pride, that I.. let you.. do this to me.. talk to me this way... By the time I fall asleep, I could already see the reddish lights outside, Dawn. And when the boys check on us in the morning, we are as expected, deep asleep. And they pack their fishing gear, and head out, leaving the camp fire slightly lit, the fumes rising up, carrying the delicious caffeine scents over into our tent, slowly alerting my brain, as my eyes flutter, and I open them, turning slightly, and seeing your back to me.
Instantly getting reminders of our last night's conversation, I feel like digging my nails into that pretty neck of yours, but. Restraint.. Restraint Emily... And I just reach into my duffle bag, grabbing the first change I find and grab it and crawl out of our tent, heading to the other one, and leaving the zipper open I get to my knees and start changing into my white tank top, a red thong, and really short cut daisy dukes. Not really worrying about you seeing me, but still not wanting to change anywhere close to you.


Alexis: I hear you rustling, and crawling out of the tent.  The sound wakes me up... I blink rapidly, trying to clear the sleep from my eyes.  I didn't sleep much... I stayed up too late last night, fuming and burning with anger, before exhaustion overcame me.  And I woke up too early, so I am cranky from that, in addition to being furious at your mere presence here, when Lisa so truly should be here in your place...
I hear you outside, shuffling and twisting as you slip into your clothes.  I sit up... blinking.  I don't hear Jeffrey, Andrew, or Scott.  That seems odd, until I remember their ritual of fly fishing on the first morning of the trip, and the spot they like, several miles away.  Could we have camped closer to it?  Of course.  But the early morning hike "builds character" as Scott likes to say.  I roll my eyes... I like him, but his little ritual means I'm likely stuck here with the Aussie cxnt of Queensland.  I grab at my daisy dukes, sliding them on... tugging my black bra into place, and sliding a black t-shirt over it.
I change in the tent, not trying to avoid changing in front of you, but why the fuck would I get near you when I don't have to??  I sit up and rub my eyes, stretching in the tent... hearing you outside, and prolonging the time I spend in here, before I have to deal with your obnoxious ass.  But that smell of coffee is captivating....


Emily: I finish pulling my tiny cut-offs up, and buttoning them, sighing. Before I turn and crawl out of the master tent. You don't seem up or out yet, good, but. I'm wrong, as I come closer to the dying bon fire, and reaching inside one of the plastic bags, pulling a clean mug to pour some coffee, I see your silhouette stretching in the shut tent, the rising sun behind it giving you that ridiculous Goddess/Burlesque vibe that I just shake my head and look away in anger, before glancing up again, checking out that freakishly outlined body of yours and curves, sliding your outfit on, Jesus....
I just pour the coffee, and slip back, crossing my legs, and reaching for my book, opening it and resting it against my left shin, opening up to the bookmarked page, holding the mug in my eyes, closing my eyes for a moment, taking long, slow breaths in, trying to enter that zen mode. The guys are away, probably for hours, and I am stuck here with you. Might just co-exist and survive. Last night killed any hopes I had left with us being friends, but I guess, we can still pretend the other does not exist, right??
Wrong... REALLY wrong... As my mind wrestles through the whole 'finding my center' and 'peaceful' spot crap they teach us, and keep reciting your words last night, and instead of calming down, I can feel my spine and neck tensing more, my abs tightening, my fingers curling into claws, and my heart pounding harder.
... This is not going to go well... Fuck you, Bikram... Screw you, Ghandi... Get lost, Yoda.... I want my pound of flesh....


Alexis: I STRETCH... cracking my spine, tossing my hair back, trying to loosen up my back.  I'm no wimp, and growing up I spent my share of nights on hard ground, but I've been away from roughing it, except for this yearly trip, for the last few years.  But it isn't too bad.  I toss my hair back and stretch... feeling the taunt material strain as I arch my back.  I roll my neck, and I roll over, to face the tent door.  I hear you stirring outside, and I feel a tinge of anger... recalling the hateful words you used about Lisa in our 'chat' last night...
and even a tinge (a TINY tinge) of guilt in my aggressive words I successfully used to put you in your place.  I might have been a little too harsh on you, but fuck it, you earned it with your whorish behavior in stealing Andrew from her.  I sit up, brushing my hair back, and thinking that coffee smells fantastic... I start to crawl towards the door, when I see your shadow across the tent flap, as your form starts to move into the tent.  Startled, I sit up and back on my heels, kneeling in the tent as my blue eyes warily watch you as you enter the tent.  My fingers curl into claws, digging into the nearest sleeping bag, as you slip back into the tent, your eyes intense.  


Emily: I make my mind up quickly. My hands shaking, I almost spill some of the coffee on my bare thighs before setting it down. Taking a deep breath, glaring at the tent. Seeing you stretching and cracking your back, like the catty little feline that you are. And I can feel the purrrrrss rising inside me, not the good happy type that respond to kind gentle massages and neck rubs. No, the dark, jungle-dwelling types that I have not felt in a long, long time. Uncurling my legs, I get up and walk to the tent, and yank the zipper down dramatically, our bye eyes meeting, I slip in, and get to my knees, facing you.
A brief moment of silence is passed through, before you break it:

A: Yes??
M: Apologize....
A: Excuse me??
M: I said... Apologize....
A: The FUCK I will.. for what??
M: For what you said last night, and for the simple fact that, I am *not* going anywhere.
A: ....
M: You heard me... I'm not leaving Andrew, I like him so much, I love him. I love this family. And like it or not, we might be one day sisters in law. So, this... crap.. you have in your head... needs to be sorted out. Do it with a therapist or a support group, I don't care. But right now. I want your apology, so we can move on.
A: .....


Alexis: I sit there, kneeling, my ass resting on my heels.  I blink... rapidly.  Part of my brain doesn't... can't... process what you are saying.  Apologize.  Me.  Apologize.  To you.  You.  The FUCKING WHORE who fucked Andy away from Lisa.  Who threw herself at him when he was down, and dragged him away from his woman.  Like you might have tried doing to Jeff, if he was the guy you ran into in that bar, instead of Andy.  And you... seriously... want me to apologize... you.  I .... I have no words...
I pause... composing myself... then I click back into my normal, thinking, some might say calculating, self.  My blue eyes shine up at you, full of defiance, full of determination, full of pure will.  "OK.  You want to clear the air, and you want an apology.  Fine.  That's fair.  Let's clear the air." I say, calmly, purposefully, but without rage, without spite.  I see you look intently at me, focused on my reactions and words.
"I apologize.  I am sorry that I let things get this far.  This has all gotten far out of control, and it is my fault.  I should have never let things got his far.  I knew exactly what I was doing, and I thought I had the situation under control.  I was wrong, and I'm sorry." I say.
You start to react... I see surprise, even happiness in your eyes.  My next words cut off any reply you might make, however.  "I'm sorry that I let you get your claws this deep into Andrew, into this family, into my life.  I'm sorry I didn't cut you out of his life far sooner than this.  I'm sorry I thought my ability to control the situation would lead to you getting eased out of all of our lives, when in fact what you really needed was a much more immediate response.  I'm sorry I took the kind, easy road with you.  I'm really, really sorry for that."  I say, heat growing in my words as I speak.  I visibly stay calm, but my tone proves that I am anything but.  "I'm sorry I didn't kick your fucking slutty ass the weekend you fucked my best friends man."
"Trust me.  I'm REALLY sorry about that!" I snarl, and as you open your mouth to respond, I fire a hard SLAP up at your mouth with my right hand, to shut up whatever lies are about to come out of your mouth.  The CRACK of palm on cheek fills the small tent, and I couldn't care less!


Emily: My smile starts curling on my face, listening to your words, you sound sincere, and I almost start to tear and choke up. Hearing you say everything I wanted you to. Apologizing, taking responsibility for it all, taking your share of the blame. God, this is all I wanted. Yes, for being a bitch and unreasonable and letting me into their live --- wait WHAT??? My jaw just drops hearing everything you say, which leave my face a perfect, perfect target for your small paw that lashes and craccckkkkkssss across my mouth!!
SMACCKKK!!!
I don't make a sound, I really don't, My right hand drops to the ground for balance, my left going up to cup my cheek and lips, feeling something, not normal. My skin far too sensitive, my lips starting to swell, and, what the fuck is that moisture? Am I drooling? No. It's just too warm. And the recognition hits my brain just as the coppery taste contacts my taste buds.
"Fuck.... You... BITCH!"
Is all what I can say, at least, all i can when my body is uncoiling, pushing off with my right hand on the ground, and swinging my left outwards, the back of my palm swinging and aiming for your own whore mouth, not even caring that I am wearing a pretty decently sized, 1 carat stone ring that Andrew got me. Who cares for your safety right now? Certainly not me!


Alexis: I feel the satisfaction of your cheek on my palm.  I can lie to you, Andy, Jeff, Scott, Nancy, and anyone else.  But I can't lie to myself.  I've dreamed of smacking the shit out of you since I spent all those days consoling Lisa.  And the reality of it... well it’s NICE.  Your head snaps to a side, your hand going to your jaw, shock and surprise in your pretty eyes.  I smile.  I didn't lie.  I told you the truth.  It was... refreshing.  Exhilarating.  I really should have beat the shit out of you months ago... and saying the words out loud is cathartic.
I grin as you stutter and stammer... calling me a fucking bitch.  Of course you would.  The irony, of course, is that you are the bitch who fucked your way into our happy lives.  I'm about to say that, when your backhand blow catches my mouth.  I grunt and fall backwards, crashing onto my back on the tent floor.  I blink... I haven’t been hit that hard since... well, it’s been a long time.  Flashbacks of my childhood hit me, but I shrug them off.  I feel a sharp sting on my cheek, near my lips... wincing, a short but sharp line of heat and pain on my cheek from where your ring left a red gash, cutting open my cheek and drawing blood.  
I hiss.... did this man-stealing whore just bitchslap me!?!  On my back, I coil my left leg up and then snap my bare foot out, slamming it into your belly as I try to pay you back for that, before I struggle to roll over and up to my knees.  
"Oh you fucking WHORE!" I screech, and throw myself at you, hands going for your hair, wherever you happen to be, screeching as I lunge at you, murder in my eyes.


Emily: I smack you, as hard as I ever smacked anyone, and you cry and fall back, your knees rising up, moaning, and I just stare at you, clutching my lip, applying pressure to it to stop the bleeding. But fuck, that's not how lips work, the pressure causes more blood to gush out from the tiny cut, that it runs down my chin. I need an ice pack. Or it will swell like sin. I'm too pre-occupied to see you move, culing your left leg and....
"OOOOOOOPPPHHHH!!!!"
My body jolts back, gasping , lifting off my knees , doubling over your leg, my face actually brushing against your knee and leaving a little wad of red on it, falling to my left side, my mouth open, gasping for air. Such a low, dirty, sucker hit.
 "... nnnngggghhhh.. you dirty.... AAHHHH!!!"
My words cut feeling you lunge and go for my hair, grabbing it and shaking my head wildly, I am laying on my left side, but you force me to my back, sitting on your nails and shaking me, and I scream my lungs out, my bare feet rubbing against the wall of the tent. FUCK! That Goddamn bitch. I am in a bad spot, winded, and on the fucking defensive. But I will be damned to let this bitch get her way!
My right hand going for your left one in my hair, grabbing your wrist and twisting, pushing my nails into the soft skin, while my left hand moves to the dangling ends of your platinum hair, wrapping my fingers around it, and I give it one hard yank down, only ONE, just enough for my right leg to snap upwards, knowing I won’t have the angle for a proper one, but trying to smack my shin bone into your temple, or cheek, or jaw, or anything that is above your fucking shoulders, needing to get you off me!


Alexis: I snarl, lunging into you, unleashing my inner cat, one that I have kept on a tether since you came into our lives, and one that I should have unleashed back on that very day!  I sink my fingers into your blonde hair, shaking your head, trying to dizzy you as I throw my body at you, hissing and snarling as I lean over your gasping form in the tent.  You screech back, snarling... blood from my cut dripping down onto you as we struggle.  I feel your hand grip at my wrist, digging into the tender skin of my wrist and twisting.  AGGGGGGGGH!!!
I ignore the pain and am about to lash out at you again when your shin slams into the side fo my temple, knocking me off to the side.  I lose my grip as the world spins, and I crash to the side, falling to my chest in  the sleeping bag, groaning.  I know you are tall, athletic looking and fit, but honestly I expected that once I unleashed my pure feline hatred, you'd crumble.  And the pain in my head tells me that was wrong...
I groan, clutching my head as I shake it, trying to shake off the pain as the unexpected blow clipped me and disoriented me... I gasp, blinking rapidly.  "OWWWWWWW!"


Emily: My hair tug does the job well, tilting your head enough, just barely enough for my shin to smack you into your bimbo, diabolical head and send you crashing off me. I lay there, gasping, my fingers moving to my scalp, rubbing it...
"Awww awww awww awww awww..." Short gasps leaving my lips, rolling back to my left side and pushing up, my tummy tightened, staring at you laying flat down on the sleeping back, clutching your head.
"What.. the FUCK.. is wrong with you!!!"
I scream out in pure rage, before leaping, like a cat and throwing my body over your thighs and ass, my thighs spread, straddling your back, my hands beginning to windmill, sending hard, yet poorly aimed slaps at the back of your head, cheeks, temples, neck, even missing enough to go for your shoulders.
"YOU FUCKING BITCH! I AM NOT TAKING YOUR SHIT ANYMORE, YOU WANNA FIGHT, FINE, YOU HAVE GOT A FIGHT YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT!"


Alexis: I feel you pounce on my back, wildly slapping and striking at my back, head, neck, shoulders, temples, and anywhere else your poorly aimed but intensely focused smacks and land.  I groan, wincing, as you swing, striking and smacking with reckless abandon but intense anger, the tension that has built up between us since "the incident" coming out as you unleash on me.  "OW OW OW OOOOOOOOOOW OUCH! BITCH!"
I screech in pain and raise my hands up over my shoulders, reaching back for your hair as I blindly grab for it.  I feel the silky locks between my fingers and I dig them in, twisting them around your hair and then jerking hard to my right as I buck my body into yours, trying to pull you off me to my right.  "AAAAAAAGHHH GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" I snarl as I try to unseat you... letting go as I try to then roll to my right, to get to my knees away from you...
Well, as far away as I can in the confines of this tent, which isn't very far.  My chest heaves, straining at my top, as I gasp for air.  My eyes burn with murderous hatred, and my fingers curl into claws.  "You fucking man-stealing whore!  Andy is too good for you!" I scream, hate spewing out of me.  


Emily: I keep swinging wildly at you, feeling the satisfying, yet incredibly ineffective fleshy smacks cracking on your flesh and skull, unleashing with a vengeance. All the weeks of trying to play nice, trying to prove I'm not a gold-digger, that I'm actually a decent girl, only to be exposed to your mental torture and games. YOURS, not his family's, only YOURS. A role usually reserved to mothers, you just assumed and became my nightmare. Well, I will give you something to wake up at night screaming about!!
But as I unleash I fail to see your hands going up, snatching the ends of my hair, and pulling down at first
"AWWWWWWW!! FUUUCCKKK!!"
My head bending forwards, leaning and almost falling off you, but you twist to the right and throw me off, dislodging me with a very firm, butt-to-crotch bridge, before rolling away from me, and I gasp, watching you getting away and up. But this time there is no breaks, I push my hands into the sleeping bag and rise up, both racing to get to her knees first.
"I stole him from now one, he fucking up-graded from your ho-bag friend Lisa, and I am going to take out all the trash, bitch, starting with you!" And lunge forwards, even before getting steady to my knees, trying to smack my shoulders into your chest, my arms going around you, trying to take you down on your back with me on top.


Alexis: You slam into my shoulders driving into my chest and knocking me onto my back... your arms around my body.  My hands reach up and grab two handfuls of your blonde hair as you lay atop me, screaming in my face.  Your tackle drives me to my back against the tent wall.. The tent shakes, but I yank in the opposite direction, and we roll away from the edge as I pull hard on your blonde hair.  Rolling a few times, we end up near the center of the smallish tent, with you on your back and me atop you, hands in hair.  
"Lisa is twice the woman you will ever be, you fucking worthless man-stealing whore!" I scream down at you.  I shake your head by your hair, spreading my knees out to straddle your waist.  I dig my claws into your scalp as I pull your hair, clawing and yanking.  I hiss in your face, then lean down and bite into the shoulder of your tank-top, feeling the cotton in my mouth as my teeth sink into your skin... not breaking the surface, but cutting into the fabric as I clam down.  
NNNNNNNNNNGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!


Emily: Okay, this bitch is... tough... I hate to say it, but she is not really the anorexic whore I kept mumbling under my breath to myself that she was, every morning looking at myself in the mirror, mentally comparing myself to her. And while getting the shit smacked out of my mouth, and my hair yanked to fuck did not really show the full picture, it is when we crashed to the ground, rolling on the sleeping backs from one wall of the tent to the other, that I felt how fucking strong you are.
And when I ended up on my back, with you straddling me, shaking my head by the hair like fuck, it became just too obvious, I am not going to pin this whore down by her wrists like a little bitch, and shake her until she cries out she is sorry. And the moment your nails sink into my scalp, followed by the teeth biting on my shoulder strap I scream out.
My eyes shutting in pain, the hot breath and saliva drooling on my flesh blowing up every nerve end in my brain calling for restraint or control. I see red, I really do. And my arms unwind from around your back, my left hand slipping down between us, my left hand sliding by your exposed tummy, those fucking zero-fat taut abs, I put out my thumb, in a little 'thumbs up' gesture, dragging my nail across the middle of your six-packs, all the way to the front of your shorts, that I grip tightly.
My right hand going up and over your head, slapping the top of it, and reaching with my fingers for your bangs, not grabbing much, just two or three thin strands from the front of your forehead, and I twist my middle and index fingers, wrapping the thin strands around them, and I pull BACK, having the intention of not only stopping when you let go of your bite, but not until the strands come loose in my fingers. My left hand, fisted around your shorts, pulling violently to the left, as my body bridges up to throw you off me.


Alexis: My head snaps back as you yank hard on my hair, prying my teeth from your shoulder... I see it is red and sore, but not bleeding.  The shoulder strap of your top, however, hands loose... it has seen better days.  I feel a red-hot line of fire across my belly as your thumbnail digs in... then a jerking motion as you thrust your body up into me, bridging me off of you.  I am thrust off to your right, crashing against the tent wall as your hand pulls free of my hair, blonde strands still wrapped around your fingers.
From the outside, the tent would have bulged to the side as I crash into it, the poles shaking and shifting in the ground.  I'm not on the outside, however.  I couldn't give a shit about that, all I care about is the man-stealing whore in front of me.  I slide my legs under me and push up to my knees, screeching in anger and hate.  One hand shoots down to the shoulder-strap of the non-damaged side of your top, while my free hand swings in a wide arching SLAP at your face... pulling you towards me, up off the ground as I draw the hand back and then swing a back-handed blow at your cheek, wanting to slap the shit out of those lips that sucked Andrew from Lisa.
"Screw you, bitch!" I scream... not the cleverest battle cry, but I don't care about clever, I care about catting this whore up until she begs for Lisa to take her man from her.  I bare my teeth as I scream, furious.


Emily: Crashing off me, you go into the wall of the tent, and I grunt, rolling to my left, pushing hard, moaning in pain from the intense pain your teeth left on my shoulder, reaching up with my right hand, touching it and feeling the dented skin, your GROSS drool, and.. heyyy... something is missing... and I can feel it, dangling down, the loose strap of my top. But you are already on me, grabbing the right strap and pulling me forwards, and...
SMACKKKKKK!!!!
CRACKKKKKK!!
A quick forth and back slap across my face, sends my head rolling on my shoulders, both scoring my already swollen lips, and my eyes finally break out in tears.
"YOU cxnt!!!" My pain-filled cry not really the most inspiring either, but it gets more real, when my hands both shoot up and low, going for your chest, and, never really thinking I would do it in a life time, I cup your perfectly proportionate and full boobs through your tank top, and I squeeze them like fucking stress balls, my thumbs pushing into the undersides, while the rest go and stab into the fronts.
"YOU WANNA BITE BITCH? FINE, I DIDNT HAVE MY WHORE-O-BREAKFAST YET!" And I dip my head forwards into your cleavage, biting hard on the inside of your left boob.


Alexis: "AAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEE!" I jerk my head and shoulders back, throwing myself away from your vicious sharp teeth.  My eyes blaze in fury and rage... "WHAT THE FUCK!?!" I scream... ignoring the fact I bit you first, but my bite was at your shoulder, not your fucking tit!  My thin, tight top, pulled over my chest frays and tears under your fingers and teeth as I jerk back out of your grip, ripping violently to reveal my lacy black top beneath... far less "daddy approved" than my simple t-shirt.  I crash to my back I pull free of your bite, the sound of my top tearing filling the small tent.
Now a few feet between us, I decide to repay the favor my shooting my clawed fingers forward, sinking them into your heaving top and clamping down, fingernails digging into cloth and skin.  "You wanna play that game, bitch, I can play that game!" I scream as my back presses against the tent, arms extended.  Your generous cleavage in my grip, I twist and claw, snarling... legs kicking ineffectively at yours as I lay on my side, hissing like a wildcat.
"Andy won't think these are so fucking perfect when I am done with them!" I scream as I sink my nails in, twisting and wrenching, tearing into your cleavage mercilessly as we struggle on the tent floor.




... to be continued
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Re: Alexis vs Emily <{Camping trip catfight}>
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2014, 03:02:36 PM »
Ok, normally this isn't my cup of tea, but the backstory got me and so I read. Is there more to this? It kinda cut off.  What I saw was spectacular tho.
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2014, 04:33:56 PM »


Emily: My teeth just get a bit of a glimpse of your boob, more fabric though than skin, your top covering enough of it to make it more or less a hard pinch than an actual bite. And you strategically fall back, the teeth and claws gripping the fabric, you just sacrifice the top that tears and shreds, revealing your tighter, sluttier top underneath. And I pull back shaking my fingers free from the other top.
"OH YEAH I WANNA FUCKING PLA---OH GAWD NOOOO!!!!"
My eyes squinting, feeling your nails shoving into my own cleavage, that is showing WAY more than yours did, the left strap town, the right one stretched badly, you almost have full access, your feet kicking my shins from under me and I fall to my right side facing you.
"AAAWWWW!!! FUCK YOUUU!! YOURS WONT BE THERE ANYMORE!!" And I reach up for your own boobs, but instead of the cleavage, I got low, under the black top and I pull it up, the fabric so tight, almost a sports bra, so I just slide it up halfway across your chest, our legs kicking, scratching, tangling before locking and once again, we start rolling around, but this time, much slower and way more sluggish, going for the other boobs wildly.
Blonde hair flinging around, slapping faces, I can feel the burns in my cleavage, your nails gouging, clawing, twisting, my top pretty much torn down below my boobies, but I have yours up to your nipples, before leaving it there, letting the tight under strap band press and 'squish' your boobs, to let the lower half of them just bulge out, the flesh so condensed and bulgy, I just curl my fingers and push them into it, and clench hard, shaking wildly.
“I WILL SHOW YOU HOW AN AUSSIE FIGHTS, CUM BREATH!"


Alexis: We writhe around on the tent floor, rocking back and forth, struggling in close, tearing into each other's cleavage in different but similarly cruel ways... hissing and snarling, hair flying panting as we savage each other's tender chests.  Our screams fill the tent, and as we thrash back and forth one corner post is kicked out... the other's take up the slack, but a quarter of the tent leans in on itself.  Claws rake, fingers squeeze, and arms strain as we violently and cruelly attach each other's chests...
I extend my arms and roll you onto your back as we writhe back and forth, pushing you down as I drive my claws into your cleavage.  You moan and gasp in pain on your back, even as your fingers continue to claw the underside of my chest.  "I know how an Aussie fights, on her back with her legs spread like every whore across the world" I snarl down at you.  I pull my hands from your cleavage and swing my arms down, trying to slam my forearms into yours to know your hands and claws from my chest, before I pull my right back in a backhanded blow aimed at your pretty lips 
"BITCH!" I snarl as I twist my body into the backhanded slap, blonde hair flying as I kneel over you. 


Emily: Rolling and fighting again, like two blonde wildcats, I can feel our tangles legs locking and tensing, our now bare abs slapping and rubbing, my piercing pinching ur scratched tummy a bit, but fuck that, this bitch is trying to rip my boobs right off! I cry as you once again, end up atop of me, winning the rolling water in the quarter demolished tent, before blowing my hands off your chest, and the last thing i see is your bare stiff pink nipples, then the backhand...
"ooooooooopppphhhhhhhhh!!!!"
My head snaps to the side, your body half collapsing on me from the intensity of the smack, our bare boobs press together, and I gasp, my ears ringing, literally. With the last words you screamed out at me. On your back, with your legs spread......
Well... thanks for the tip, bitch-face!!
And as we lay there, I pull my legs out wide, and throw them up in the air, my long limbs sticking up, almost touching the fabric ceiling of the tent, and I wrap them around your waist, just under your ribs, and I lock my ankles TIGHT, squeezing hard, my arms going up and around you, hugging you to me, and I just.. hold on hard... Rocking on my back, grinding our sweaty, practically naked upper bodies together, your hair in my face, mine in yours, and I just use all four limbs to crush the air out of your lungs.


Alexis: Panting and heaving as we struggle, my hands sinking back into your hair... I feel your long, long legs wrap around my body... then locking your legs and SQUEEZING.  My body arches back as you crush my midsection between your legs.  "AGGGGGGGGGGH!" I cry out, gasping, my head swinging back, gasping as you crush me.  "FUCK!" I cry out.  Who would have known your legs were so strong... well I should have... strippers must have strong legs, and you sure look like you were one!
AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!  My chest arches out, thrusting forward as I gaps in pain... your legs slamming into one of the other poles, knocking it loose as the tent continues to fall down, but still only partially.  My face squeezes up in pain as I feel the pressure on my body, crushing my lungs and torso.  I gasp, sweat covering my chest, my top mangled and hanging on roughly, but only partially, my bare tits heaving. 
I snarl and THRUST my clawed fingers into your belly, digging into your ab muscles as I claw and scratch, twisting my fingers viciously as I try to scratch and mangle, snarling in anger and pain as I try to make you pay for that hold... if you want me here, trapped between your thighs, then you are going to pay the fucking price!
"BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Emily: The tent becomes our world. That's it, nothing else remains or matters. And as I lay on my back under you, I know that its just you or I. I don't even seem to remember why we are fighting, but I know that I hate you. My head swimming with pain and the ferocity, our lungs expanding and collapsing rapidly, as we burn through the very limited oxygen in the tent fast, and end up breathing the recycled air in it. Perspiration building up. Everywhere!!
And then suddenly, our world starts collapsing, the sky seems to be falling, but stops few feet shy from us, and I gasp, my blue eyes widen, staring in amazement, almost lost, my half euphoric state leaving me almost drunk and not realizing what is truly happening, but then, it, my world, is lit on fire. Sharp pointy pain digging into my abs, daggers piercing and scratching and I screech out.
"AAAAAAWWWHWHHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHHWHWHWHWHWHW!!"
My legs instinctively unlocking off you, my hands releasing the bearhug, and I reach down to your shoulders, pushing up, but you seem intent on gutting me with your claws, screaming and hissing, my legs curling until I barely wedge my feet just at your hips, and I thrust with all I have. Sending you flying off me to crash into the main center pole of the tent...
WHOOOOOOOSSHHH!!!
The sky falls....


Alexis: My body flies off of you as your feet press into my hips and belly, and then your long, tapered legs extend, hurling me off you.  I crash back, feeling a hollow aluminum pole smack into my back... it isn't that much pain, but as it twists and dents, the tent finally gives up its pointless, hopeless battle to remain intact while two intense, hate filled wildcats are struggling within it.
The material falls down, across us.. I feel a sense of claustrophobia as the material falls down across us.  I pant, my chest and body on fire from exertion and a million little scratches and claw marks.  I pant, brushing my cheek and seeing some blood from your initial cheap shot with your ring.  I try to look around for you, but all I see is tent material everywhere.  I can hear you and I throw myself in that direction, crashing and writhing through the fallen tent in the direction of the man-stealing Aussie whore who has caused me so much pain.  My eyes burn with hate and my claws reach out, seeking you as they push through and around the material... feeling flesh, not even sure what, but it is flesh, and I sink my claws in.
"FUCK YOU, EMILY!" I scream enraged as I blindly claw at my rival, screaming and struggling, my legs thrashing against the tent material as we struggle in the fallen structure.


Emily: You fly off me, crashing into the pole and everything goes darker, the fabric is light, but the overall weight and tightness makes it nearly impossible to move, I kick wildly and roll to all fours. FUCK I need to get out. I don't want to run away from you, but. I need to.. get out.. Breathing is so hard here. And I start crawling wildly on all fours, hearing you screaming at me, your cries coming from behind, then ahead, then to the side. FUCK. Am I moving in a circle??
And just as I come to realize that I truly am, I feel burns in my left thigh, your nails clamping on it and I cry out in pain, rearing back and twisting in the blindness, trying to swing my palm to where your head would be, but my hand clears just air, I can't see you and I just pull my leg forwards, hearing you 'flop' behind me, turning, enraged, my tears rolling down my face, I just... close my eyes, and listen... I can hear it.. My pounding heart...
The heavy breathing... Mine... but also.. Yours.. And I screech lunging forwards, my left hand going up, trying to shove into your chest, but once again, flies through thigh air, while something hits my naked boobs, something solid... and ribbed... Your left side, and grunting I wrap my arms around your body, tilting my head, feeling the denim of your shoulders on my cheek and I slide my head down and BITE just where your slutty shorts end, practically where your buttocks and left thigh meet.


Alexis: "AAAAAAAAAAAGIHH!!  I feel your vicious teeth clamp down on me, near the base of my ass on the back of my thigh.  I scream in pain, thrashing...twisting as I try to roll away from you, my body tangled in the material of the tent as I fight on sense and tough alone, vision not doing me much fucking good.  I squirm and twist, feeling your teeth digging into my toned thigh.  The material isn't that heavy, but as it drapes over EVERYTHING I feel the humid oppression of the air, sweat covering me as our bodies struggle and generate heat
From the outside, it looks like a pile of limbs and screams, but from the inside it feels like a violent, closeted, claustrophobic hell.  I snarl and thrash, trying to pull my leg free, but your arms are wrapped around me to hold me in place.  I squirm, trying to work my right foot up against some part of you... side, hip, leg, whatever, and then KICK off, trying to shove you off me as I struggle to get free, while we clumsily yet angrily thrash around in the fallen tent.
"YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS TRAMP!"  "ILL KILLYOU!" "PIECE OF SHIT MANSTEALING WHORE!" the screams rage as we spew hate at each other. 


Emily: My teeth clench on your tith butt cheek, my lower teeth pushing into the denim, my upper teeth clutching the skin. The fabric wrapping around us, I can hear you cry, I want to scream at you, say terrible, terrible, TERRILBBBLLEE things to that asshole douchebag that made my life hell the last weeks. And for what? A worthless cum-dumpster of a friend??
Your legs kick, and you slide down a bit, forcing my body even more, almost laying flat on our tummies now, I toss my leg over your head, or try to, but in doing so, your flailing legs finally slide and your thigh smacks me right in the nose!!
"UUuuuugghhh!!!" My hands shooting up, covering my swelling nose, if breathing was harder, now its almost impossible, and I roll frantically, gasping, feeling like I'm choking, but then suddenly... A sswwoooosshh of air hits my churning skin, and I feel the pointy ends of the lawn against my flesh, gasping I realize that in a pure stroke of luck, I rolled out of that hell. Panting, I stop and rising up to my knees, my hands reaching up pulling my tattered top off, only in my daisy dukes, I stare at the tent wearily, my eyes moving around, trying to find something to grab or to, to bash that mass of limbs inside before she can crawl out!


Alexis: I feel a sense of relief as my thrashing seems to have finally knocked you off.  I groan and gasp, feeling like there is tent material covering every square inch of my body.  The mass of the fallen tent shifts and twists as you writhe free of it, and I hear your gasp of relief as you pull free.  I can't see or know what is going on, but I hear you... the sound of tearing cloth... the sound of feet shifting in the dirt of the hilltop we're camped on.  My fingers search out the edge of the tent as I struggle in it... my arms tangled as the top you pushed upward makes moving my arms difficult, though not impossible...
I snarl, shaking in frustration as my arms whip around, finally pulling the top that is clinging now around my shoulders apart, hearing the clasp at the back rip as I feel my arms become slightly less confined, though still trapped in the tent.  Finally, my fingers find the edge of the tent and I pull on it, shoving it down towards the ground as I push up to my knees... light filling my eyes, blinding me momentarily, as I see the shadow of you looming over me... bringing up my arms defensively on instinct. 


Emily: A fucking stoke of luck, allowing me to find my way out first. And FUCK. Everything around here is either useless, or too heavy or would risk fucking bashing your skull. So I just stand there, my hands on my bruised thighs, lips parted, thin line of blood sliding down the cut on them, my left nostril bleeding slightly too from your thigh shot. drip drip dripping to the lawn. But I don’t care, I can take that. I just catch my breath, waiting, patiently.
And then I see it, your fucking claw emerging out first, grabbing the edge, and pulling, I almost rush and stomp on your hand, that fucking nasty claw that has my skin wedged under the bed of its nails, but I resist it, waiting, waiting, waiting until you are out, and as you start to rise up I move madly, screaming and bending my body, flinging myself, aiming my right shoulder into your left ribs and I leap, letting it fly, trying to spear you before you get the chance to catch your breath!


Alexis: I bring my arms up to guard my head as I see the vague outline of your form... but then you charge into me, slamming your shoulder into my tits and ribs as you tackle into me with a spear, knocking me onto my back on the mass of material that used to be the tent.  UGGGGH!  My arms reach around your body, grabbing for your hair.  I grab two handfuls of your gorgeous blonde locks, and I yank hard to my right....
We roll on the ruined tent, crashing and twisting over it... feeling fallen tent-poles beneath us poking into us occasionally as we thrash across it, rolling and struggling... trying to get you under me, you for some reason having the idea to clearly keep me from doing so.  We roll across the tent, hissing and snarling. 
As you end up atop me, I let go of your hair and palm your face with my left hand, shoving your head back into the air over me... trying to work my left leg up to your hip to extend and throw you off me, trying to create some space for me to roll free and get to my feet, as sweat drips off my body.


Emily: Spearing you hard, we fly and crash on the  bed of fabric and aluminum, me on top, at first at least, but with you bridging and kicking up, my hands fly for your hair, and we start rolling again, furiously. FUCK that bitch can get her breath fast! But this time, I am determined to not lose this fight. Our bodies grinding, sliding, slapping. Knees thudding into thighs, toes locking with their rivals, twisting and bending. Each time you get on me, I just jump hoops to get you off, a hairpull, a slap, a backhand, even snapping my teeth a couple of times on your bare chest.
And finally, I end up winning this rolling war, getting atop of you, straddling you, but you release my hair and shove my head back and your legs curls, pushing and shoving me off and I slide off, landing on my back, your left leg stretched over my chest, and I grunt, reaching and grabbing your ankle madly, my legs going up and around your left leg, in a tight grapevine, I push my nails into the ankle wildly, and I start twisting, right, left, right left.
"You fucking spoilt shit! I hate you! I hate the day I ever met you, bitch!" Both rolling over now, on our tummies, still twisting your ankle, I tilt my head and bite your bit fat stubby toe angrily!


Alexis: I manage to hurl you off me... but you clamp down around my leg, grabbing hold with your hands, sharp nasty nails digging into my ankle, your own legs twisting around mine.  I snarl and as I am about to try to counter you, you roll us over onto our bellies.  I groan, throwing my head back as you pull and twist on my leg.  I feel the sharp jolt of pain as your vicious teeth sink into my toes.  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHIEEEEEEEEEEE!" I scream
I try to twist to roll us back onto our backs, but your legs are locked around my thigh and your knees are positioned just enough to make that really, really hard.  I throw my head back and howl as I feel the pain in my toe... you fucking BITCH! I ball my hands into fists and pound at the ground, shaking my head side to side as I try to ignore the pain...but you are just an animal, as your teeth sink in.
Panting, I reach down... since your legs are wrapped around mine, to trap my ankle to you, that leaves yours within reach of my claws.  I sink both of my hands into your ankle, digging my claws in and then RAKING my nails towards me, down the length of your ankle towards your foot, leaving long red lines on your body... gasping and snarling as I try to deal some pain back to you desperately.


Emily: Writhing, our naked torsos and tummies rubbing and smearing the grass with our sweat, the needle-like tips of the plantation poking and pinching us, but I just keep biting and twisting your ankle, then
"OH MY GAWD FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK YOUUUU!!!"
My eyes just gush with tears, feeling the immense pain, that... bitch.. She is an animal.. who.. RAKES like that... But the way my clawed and mauled boobs feel now as they rub into the lawn reminds me exactly what you can do. And as I lost my bite on your ankle, I am forced to open my grapevine on your leg, but I keep my hold on the ankle and I just push it into the ground, grinding your joint in to the ground after twisting it so much.
Pushing my body up and trying to 'lift', almost doing a push-up on your hurting ankle, and trying to pull my legs smoothly from under you, so I can slide my ass over yours, and 'sit' on your back, my mind moving fast, thinking maybe I can then get your leg in one of those twisty leg thingies I see on TV on that stupid wrestling show Andy likes so much!


Alexis: I pant in relief as your vicious teeth pull away from me... gasping in pain but also the sweet, sweet sensation of not being FUCKING BITTEN!  My chest heaves in the campground grass as I prop myself up  on my elbows, but then you are rolling onto my back, falling/twisting backwards as you move yourself to straddle my lower spine, sitting atop me.  I hiss, furious at the idea of you sitting on me, snarling at the humiliation of it...
I feel you grab for my legs, and I reach both hands over my shoulders, abandoning propping myself up on my elbows, as I blindly reach back, my greedy fingers searching out two handfuls of blonde hair as I try to get a solid grip and then PULLLLLLLLLLLLLL as hard as I can, trying to yank you off you perch atop my back, to flop down atop me... if I get you off balance, I plan on letting go to then roll out to the side... I am SICK AND TIRED of you being in control and I want to change that RIGHT NOW! 
I snarl angrily as I pull and twist, trying to get out from beneath this whore of an Aussie bitch!!


Emily: I get on top of you, sliding up a bit, sitting on your spine, your ass moving too much for me to get a good straddle on it, no doubt you have a LOT of practice wiggling it doing lap dances in whatever hole you worked before. Seriously, who else can get a body like that without doing some seriously questionable thing in her life. The term 'body made for sin' is not to be overlooked here. But as I finally find my spot and start bending your leg back, I realize how bendy you truly are!
I lean back more, more, and more, and then...
"AAAIIIEEE!!"
I cry sharply, your hands finding my hair and ripping me off you, sending me crashing on my shoulders on the lawn. FUCK! I twist and roll few feet away, stopping on all fours, turning and looking at you, my body heaving, shaking. The sun much higher in the sky now, we are past that whole dawn vibe, FUCK, how long have we been going at it. I'm so tired and spent, I just way to lay down and pass out, but the adrenaline alone is making me shake, glaring at you, wondering what you will do next... Praying you give up...
But my big mouth.. of COURSE, destroys that hope, when I suddenly snarl;
"You... BITCH.... I demand RESPECT!!!"


Alexis: Finally getting free from under this bitch....panting, relieved.  The sensation of being trapped in the ruins of the tent followed by being trapped under your disgusting self, has me furious but frustrated.  Rolling free of you, to all fours, I toss my blonde hair back out of my face and see you dong the same.  My face bleeds, my body is covered in bruises and scratches, even my toe is bleeding from your cruel bite.  My chest heaves, as I suck air into my body, which is desperate for fuel and energy...
I pant, sweat matting my hair to my face.  I hope maybe, just maybe, you've had enough, as I see your own body shaking from exhaustion from the struggle.  But those hopes are stupid: why would I think a classless whore like yourself could ever be reasonable? And you prove that with your ridiculous demand for respect.
"Respect?.... *gasp, gasp*  You fucking want respect?  *pant, pant*... you sure didn't show Lisa any!" I snarl.  I push off the ground, forcing my weary body to my feet, as I snarl at you, bare chest heaving as I rise to my feet... fingers curling into claws as I circle.  "
"The only respect I'll give you is to lie to Andy as to why you ran away" I hiss, baring my teeth.


Emily: My eyes nearly gush with a new wave of tears, SERIOUSLY how much tears are there in these ducts, hearing your harsh, horrible words again. Bringing that crack-whore friend of yours in the formula again, and I just paw at the grass, my nails digging and raking it up with the dirt, hissing back at you;
"Fine bitch... ~~huff huff~~ You want it this way... ~~ breathes rapidly~~ Fair enough... Loser, is ~~gasps~~ GONE...." And I groan feeling the sharp pain in my left shin, glancing down seeing the five red rakes you left there, bleeding slowly and quietly down my ankle, and I glare up at you, bringing my paws up, circling you slowly
"Come... on.... then..."
And I lunge at you, my left hand going you for your head, my fingers grabbing your left ear, and I give it a tight PINCH and TWIST, pulling your head down, my right palm going up in the air and I Swoooosshhh it down in a wild bitchslap at your left cheek!


Alexis: I lunge at you at almost the same moment you lunge at me, baring my teeth as I throw my body forward.  I feel your fingers twist my ear, wrenching my head as your bitchslap my face... my own claws thrusting forward, my right sinking into your left tit, my left reaching around to your back, to rake... as my claws find home, your blow crashes into my cheek.  I stagger, but my nails rake into you at the same time.  I twist to the side, panting, knocked sideways from the blow a little.  My fingers fall from your body, but not before leaving red lines in their wake...
Groaning, wobbly from the bitchslap but still on my feet, I hiss and throw myself forward, ducking low as I try to drive my shoulder into your ribcage as I hurl myself into you, angrily and recklessly driving into you with all my might as I try to send you backwards towards the nearest tree, hoping to crush you against it...
"SCREW YOU BITCH!" I SNARL!


Emily: Fire erupts in my back, even the nails pushing into my left boob are not as bad as the wild swipe downwards, that leaves me pretty much open, paralyzed, body arched, completely open for your spear, that crashes into me and sends me reeling back to slam into the tree!!
"Huuunnnngghhhhhh!!!'
I grunt, glancing down and seeing your body bent over, and I grimace, reaching down and pushing all ten nails into your lower back, five to each side of your spine, I just burrow my nails, and scream;
"YOU WISH YOU FUCKING SKANK! SCRRRIIIIIIPPPP!!!"
My nails, all then of them drag up along your sweaty back all the way from your hip bone and to your shoulder blades, the only reason they dont go any further, is how your hair covers the upper part, and I reach for your hair with both hands, pulling on it wildly, but not away from me, actually, I just twist my body and push my nails into your scalp and I push your oh-so-pretty-pretty face into the bark of the tree you have me pinned against, grinding and rubbing your cheek against the roughened wood.
"EAT BARK, BITCH!"


Alexis: ARRRRRRRGHHHHHH!
I can taste the bark in my mouth as you grind my face into it, the dirty taste in my lips as I try to spit it out.  The harsh surface scrapes my cheek and lips, as you grind me into it, doubled over in front of you.  My exposed back is covered in long red lines from your nasty scratches, that sting all the worse from the sweat seeping into them.  ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I growl and twist in your grip, feeling helpless as you rub my face viciously into the tree.  I stagger my hips and legs out to the side, trying to create a little room... then ball my right hand into a fist and try to bury it in your flat belly, right at the bellybutton. 
"LET GO YOU FUCKING WHORE!" I scream as I snap my arm forward  at your gut, hoping to double you over or at least make you think twice, my pretty cheek being rubbed raw by your nasty shove.


Emily: I can not help but grin, hearing you scream and cry, loud cries as I rub your pretty face into the bark, like I would do to a STINKY STINKY block of chees through a grater. I con't really give a FUCK now what happens, yes, I will mark you, and I will do so bad. And I keep taunting while doing it;
"YOU BITCH GOOD LUCK FINDING A POLE TO STRIP ON WITH WHAT I WILL LEAVE OF YOUR FA---oommppppphhhhhhhh!!!"
Your fist coming out of nowhere, so singular, perfectly aimed and just brilliant, to strike me into my belly button, and I jolt, your tight fist feeling like it almost touched my spine, as my back slams again into the tree trunk, and involuntarily, my grip on your hair loosens.
You stagger back few steps, and I keep being doubled, gasping, my abs trembling, but as I am bent down, I know the next hit will come, and most certainly, it will be a punch, a kick, or a knee. Now that you have seen how effective they are. I just push my body forwards, my shoulder just brushing into your chest, and I reach down, my hands sliding around your legs and wrapping around the knees, I pinch the flesh there and pull hard, trying to tackle you and take you down to the lawn.


Alexis: I see you come at me, lunging towards me... hands dropping down to try to tackle me to the ground.  My hands shoot into your hair, arms extended, and I yank hard to the side, to knock you off balance and break up the move... I hear you cry out in frustration as my hairpull drags you to the side, bent over.  I let go with my right hand, and swing a slap at your face, then another, smacking this shit out of your pretty man-stealing face with a couple of sharp blows. 
Panting, hearing you groan in pain, I grab at you again, this time at your arm, and I swing you around in a wide arch... one hand in your hair, the other grabbing your arm and pinching it... seeing a nearby tree, I swing you around in a wide arch, to drive your side into the tree with a shaking THUD
I growl, and shift my hand lower, grabbing your arm as I twist it behind your back... straightening you up by the hair as I grind your face into the bark like you did mine moments ago... not noticing until just now that your face is just at the level of the "ANDY <3 LISA" carving... a smile breaking out across my face as I notice that!


Emily: My hands slip, my head whipped to the side by the hair, screaming, then WHAP! WHAM! SMACK! SMACK! Your right palm rains so hard and fast on my left cheek, it leaves me stunned and stumbling, bent over, still rocked from your punch to my core... Gasping, I watch a thin line of drool seeping from my lips to the lawn, my knees almost giving. The blows to my head just wrecking me.
But it only gets worse, SWOOOOOOSSHHH! I can hear the wind in my ears, did a tornado just erupt?? Oh hell no... it's you creating one with my body, spiraling me around and sending me crashing to my kneed, my arms pushing at the tree trunk desperately, eyes squinting as I see the smooth bark inches from my face... Wait? what?? why is it smooth??? My eyes widen, then stare in horror at it.... The small Andy <3 Lisa engraving... Fuck.. NOOOO!!
"No no no no no PLEASEE NOOOOO!!!!" I scream pleading, but you just don't give a fuck... do you??
You SHOVE my face into it, and I cry out, my forehead pressing into the engraved wood, feeling you pushing and applying the pressure, crying in pain feeling the grooves just biting into my skin, almost cutting it, as you leave a fucking imprint of the damn thing on my face!!!
My arms swinging wildly and helplessly, slapping at the tree back, your wrists, any fucking thing!!!
"STOP!! PLEASE!! STOPP!!"


Alexis: Fingers dug into your hair, I grind your face into the carving.  "Lisa, see it?  LISA!  Not Emily.  Not fucking cum-sucking-whore Emily!  LISA!" I scream as I press your face into the smooth wood, the carving fully in your vision.  I press in hard, my arm flexing as I shove your cheek into it... feeling no mercy as you just rubbed my own cheek raw on much rougher bark...
I feel your arms flailing, but I don't care... slaps strike at my wrist, at my side, but I don't care.  "LISA!  You want me to stop?  Say her name... say her name and say she belongs with ANDY!" I shout as I twist my wrist in your hair, nails near your scalp digging into your golden mane and using it as a leash to shove you against the carving.  My belly heaves and my chest rises and falls, bare and glistening in the morning sun, covered in sweat but not caring as I scream my best friends name at this obnoxious man-stealing whore.
"SAY IT!" I shout defiantly. 


Emily: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhiiiiieeee!!!"
"FFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucckkkk!!"
"I--woonnnn'ttt!!!!"
I cry in pain feeling my forehead and cheek grinding into the wood, trying HARD to at least keep it angled that the part with Andy's name is the one that pushes hardest into my skin, not the one with the whore's name... But you see adamant at making it.. how.. why would anyone fight THIS hard for their friend... Part of me furious and angry.. Part just... admiring it... wishing I had a friend like that.... Who would fight this hard for her....
You keep screaming for me to say her name.... But I just bark out stubbornly;
"COCK-SUCKER!"
But it only warrants me more pressure on my fore head.... My tears streaming down.... Grimacing... I just reach up with my right hand, clutching your dangling hair from over head.... My left holding to the tree hard to balance myself and wrapping my fingers like your silky strands are a rope of a giant bell, I PULL hard forwards, yanking your head towards the tree trunk above me, trying to smack you into it and stun you!


Alexis: I keep torturing you, grinding your face into the carving, and asking... no, obviously I am not asking.  ORDERING you to say her name.  Am I a good friend for going to these lengths for her? Sure.  But after all the pain and agony that has passed between us, at this point it is as much about control, about dominance, about power... power of me over you... than about any friendship between me and Lisa, 100s of miles away.  Its the primal struggle of you and I... and you saying those words is victory for me, at this point, more than anything else...
"COCKSUCKER!"  "NO!  I said say her name, not yours, Emily!" I scream back.  I lean in, putting my weight into your body as I grind you into the tree trunk.  I smile, hearing you cry and moan, tears running down your cheeks.  Your hand gropes upward, but I ignore it, wanting to finish you off.  "I'm gonna make you scream it before we are done!" I hiss, then suddenly
*BLAM!*
My forehead smacks against the tree as you use my hair like a rope and drive my head forward.  My grip on your arm and hair goes limp as I stagger off to the side, clutching my forehead as I moan and pant.  I blink, my eyes watering, as my vision blurs and swims, my body quivering in pain...
I gasp as I stumble into a nearby tree, clutching it to hold me up as I shake my head, trying to clear my head and straighten my vision.... drool from my lips smearing the bark as I try to get my eyes to focus properly.


Emily: I hear the ~~thunk~~ above my head and the pressure just eases off, you fucking off somewhere, stumbling away... And I just breathe hard, gasping, strangely enough, I just stay there, kneeling against the tree... Breathing hard... Sobbing even.... Before slowly pushing off.... gasping in shock, seeing the words... 'Andy <3 Lisa' stained in some red... FUCK.....
I reach up, feeling my forehead, and its moist... and when I pull my fingers off, I see the red on them... She.. she fucking BRANDED ME WITH THE WHORE'S NAME!!!
My eyes blaze up, turning, staring at you, slowly pushing up, looking at your body leaning against the tree, not believing the fucking cold hearted cunning and cruelty encompassed in this bitch... Anyone looking at her would think she is an angel... but.. this.. is just.. too much... I rush at you, no stalking, no bullshit, nothing... And you turn to me just in time for our bodies to go SPLATTT and we crash on the grass once more!
Our bodies too tired, spent, and exhausted, the sun is way higher now, almost noon, and we just writhe, but this time I'm not going for your hair, or even your breasts, I shoot my fingers for your face, pushing my right nails into your cheek and above your left eye, pinching the skin hard, while my right goes to the right side of your neck and I swipe my nails across it, leaving you a little 'collar' of scratches around one quarter of your neck, in a place that not even turtlenecks would hide!


Alexis: My hands shoot up to your hair as we fall to the grass, yanking... I roll you over, but you keep rolling me, and end up back on top.  You sink your claws in, scratching viciously down my neck to my collar, leaving a long line of vicious red trails in their wake.  I scream in pain as you mar my previously flawless skin, my chest arching into yours as I howl in pain...
My hands jerk hard to the right, rolling us over again, putting you beneath me... your claws dig in, and we roll in the campground... me on top, then you, then me, then you... dirt, grass, leaves, sticking to our sweaty bodies as we howl and snarl at each other painfully.  I feel you end up on top as we near the edge of the campground, and I hiss up into your pretty if marred face.  My eyes burn with unending hate as you stare down into them.  I scream and rake my nails down your cheeks as I release your hair.  I want you marked and scratched worse than you have done to me... I don't know if I will succeed, but I WANT IT!
Our bodies writhe, legs twisting and thrashing as we claw and savage each other.  I reach back for your hair again, and yank, trying to roll you off me... when suddenly we start falling more than I expected... not realizing we came near the edge of the hill that leads down towards the lake, we start tumbling down it, out of control.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Emily: Why?? How?? Why would anyone hate another THAT much... I was never a threat to you?? Was I?? We were not even in that stage to be competing over two their daddy likes more... The one with cutest children... The one who gets to bake the best cookies, or biscuits as we Aussies call them.... No.. we were far from that point.. And yet... we just could not co-exist... And as we roll and writhe, wrestling frantically, I can tell you really want me destroyed.... But.. so do I...
Every moment I spent atop of you, I try to focus on your face, ruining it, part of me almost... knowing... that neither of us is winning this... We are beyond the point of keeping this undercover, we are beyond the point of hoping no one would notice... Half the camp is wrecked... Our bodies bruised, scratched, bitten and mauled... My face... fucked up... with Andy's and Lisa's name engraved on it in reverse... but why would it matter, I will always see it right in the mirror....
No, I need to destroy you... And as you rake down my cheeks, wanting to fuck up the one part of my face that is left intact, I scream and tilt my head, biting on your fingers, but they slip out as you  grab my hair tugging my head left, before clamping and pulling right, sending us off, and.. we barrel down the hill, screaming we grab the other and HUG tightly, self-preservation coming first, and I do the STUPID mistake of pushing my left arm out trying to slow us down...
"AAAAHHHHH!!" Sharp, horrible pain erupting in my left shoulder, as my arm jerks back and I scream horribly, rolling over a dozen times, each time my shoulder touching the grass, I end up jolting in pain, and we just stop at the bottom, just by the edge of the lake... me atop of you, you groaning in pain.. but I just tilt my head band and WAIL out, sobbing, and falling off you, clutching my left shoulder, and writhing in pain....
"I----waaaa---I----I need an ambulanceeeee... I think--- aaahhh--- I think it’s dislocated--aaawwwiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh!!"

Alexis: I lay there, on my back, groaning as I hear you sobbing out and clutching your shoulder.  My bare chest rises and falls as I suck in air.  I blink, dizzy and disoriented from the long roll down the hillside.  Your moans and cries jerking me out of my disorientation.  I push up to my elbows.... glancing over at you as you clutch yourself, kneeling over me.  My mouth hangs open as my eyes waver, wander, then finally focus on your...
I groan... sitting up... shoving you roughly off me.  I crawl to my knees then feet... covered in grass, leaves and pine needles from the long struggle and roll down the hill... sweat dripping off me.  I get to my feet... seeing you clutching your shoulder.  I grab you by the hair... and pull your head back.  "Say... you're sorry for what you ... did ... to.... Lisa..." I gasp, as I jerk your head back, kneeling before me.  "Say... It!" I shout, as I gulp for air... part of me, as much as I hate you, even now wavering as you are in such obvious pain from your shoulder.


Emily: You don't relent... You see me there, wounded, on my knees clutching my shoulder, telling you its dislocated, and you just... SHOVE me to the ground, and I fall on it, erupting into more tears, and sobs... My right arm crossed in front of my chest, covering my nipples and whatever I can of my scratched chest, holding my shoulder, hearing you talking again, pulling my hair, asking me to tell you all this stuff about Lisa....
My tears just roll down my cheek, unable to even remain on my knees from the shooting pain, clutching my shoulders... I want to scream out.. That I'm not sorry for something I did not do... That I had NOTHING to do about it.. That I didn't even KNOW that she existed... But... would it matter?? Would it make this crazy, psychotic bitch stop?? Or just kick me in my hurting shoulder???
I just bow my head, swallow what is LEFT of my dignity...... and I just gasp, whispering; "I.... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry... for what I did to Lisa.... "


Alexis: I pull your head back... forcing you to look me in the eyes.  I can see the look of pain in your eyes.  I grip your hair tighter, your blonde strands wrapped around my fingers.  I twist, pulling roughly.  "You should be... I'm glad you finally realize that!" I hiss.  I give your hair a jerk, twisting your head back painfully.  "Now... “I say and I drop down to my knees... getting my face into yours.  Nose to nose.  Scratched, mauled face to scratched, mauled face. I can feel your ragged breath on my lips, and you can likely do the same...
"Now... you will never.  EVER.  Cross me again.  Will you?" I hiss, and to make my point, I give your shoulder the briefest of shoves.  Not enough to cause any damage, but enough to drive a wave of pain through your body.  I see you shudder in agony from the move.  "Will you... you'll do exactly what I say, when I say it.  Won't you?" I hiss, our noses almost touching as my blue eyes mercilessly stare into yours.  "Lisa... gets... Andy."  "You... get... jack shit."  "
"GET IS?" I snarl as I lunge forward, my body quivering with anger and radiating rage as I feel you wilt under my hate.  "Say it, and I'll call you your fucking ambulance." I say, not knowing or caring how long it would take them to get up here.   All I care about is you knowing and acknowledging who is in charge and who is not...


Emily: Sobs is all that come out of me... I keep trying to bow my head down, to bury it in the soft sand beneath us, not only out of shame, but out of pure pain, my body closing up, the agony in my shoulder is blinding. I can feel it throbbing with each twist of your hair, but when you shove it, even the slight one it causes me to shudder and cry loud, flopping to my side, but you don't stop, you yank me up again, cruelly hissing your words.
And I just sob, trying to talk, but it's too hard... I can't formulate words....
"Lllliiii-uuhhhh awwwww... puh-leeassee...."
But you don't stop, you shake harder... and I just look at you, pleading.. but there is nothing in those eyes but the cruelty telling me you would do this for as long as it takes....
"Liiiisaa... ~~sobs~~ gets... uuughhhhh.... Andyyyiiiehhhh....."
But you shake harder!!
"Awwww!!"
"iiiiii get... jacckkk---jackkk shiiittt....."


Alexis: I pull you by the hair, making sure there is no more defiance in your eyes... but I can see nothing but defeat, submission, and lots and lots and LOTS of agony.  I briefly consider knocking you out... just to complete my humiliation of you, but I decide that you consciously knowing you are broken is better than you slipping into sleep... so instead I give you a shove, pushing you to your ass at the lake shore.  "You're fucking right that is how things are." I hiss.  "Now... think about how you are going to dump Andy in the cruelest way, the way most likely to get him to run back into the arms of Lisa, while I go place that call for you."  I turn, and slowly, painfully, crawl up the hillside to the campsite, wincing at each agony, feeling each cut on my body.. each scratch...
Nearly dropping to my knees and crying myself, but my pride alone driving me on, as I crawl upward... knowing that you will never... EVER... challenge me again.. and that feeling of superiority feels like it is worth all the pain and agony in the world... though my mind whirls at ideas on how to explain the marks on my body to Jeff... but that is a problem for later.  Right now, all I care about is the sound of you sobbing on your knees near the lake as I crawl up the hill to get you the help you can't get for yourself...


The End.


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Re: Alexis vs Emily <{Camping trip catfight}>
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2014, 04:39:40 PM »
Wow, a total blonde moment there, huh? I posted that, was so obsessed with how it looked in the preview in terms of spacing and colors, that I didn't notice it got cut-off.

Just posted the 2nd half, sorry for being a clutz everyone!!
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Re: Alexis vs Emily <{Camping trip catfight}>
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2014, 05:21:41 PM »
Wow, a total blonde moment there, huh? I posted that, was so obsessed with how it looked in the preview in terms of spacing and colors, that I didn't notice it got cut-off.

Just posted the 2nd half, sorry for being a clutz everyone!!

It happens. I've done it before. I'm glad you saw it so you could fix it. Really impressive work there. I think I'm a fan. :)
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Re: Alexis vs Emily <{Camping trip catfight}>
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2014, 05:35:08 PM »
I think I'm a fan. :)

WoooooHooo!!!!!

~~ Puts on my top hat and monkey-sized black vest ~~

Well step into the gift shop sir!

~~ Taps on the little wooden sign with my short stick ~~

We have a lot of ~*M*~ authentic signed goodies!!

Need a T-shirt?? A grill for these ~~errr~~ sweet teeth??

How about an oven mitt??

Don't forget to check our pet line!! Keep your beloved puppy or adopted three-legged cat warm!!

Remember... Winter is coming!!
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Re: Alexis vs Emily <{Camping trip catfight}>
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2014, 05:41:16 PM »
I think I'm a fan. :)

WoooooHooo!!!!!

~~ Puts on my top hat and monkey-sized black vest ~~

Well step into the gift shop sir!

~~ Taps on the little wooden sign with my short stick ~~

We have a lot of ~*M*~ authentic signed goodies!!

Need a T-shirt?? A grill for these ~~errr~~ sweet teeth??

How about an oven mitt??

Don't forget to check our pet line!! Keep your beloved puppy or adopted three-legged cat warm!!

Remember... Winter is coming!!

Hmmm. You know, I could use another oven mitt. Do you happen to have one in XL size? I tend to burst the smaller, regular sized ones. 

Oh, and Australian Canadian right? You have to have some beer cozies. I love beer cozies.
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Re: Alexis vs Emily <{Camping trip catfight}>
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2014, 05:49:21 PM »
Oh, and Australian Canadian right? You have to have some beer cozies. I love beer cozies.

Sure we do!!! Roll them in boys!!! We have the face, the heel, and the my-foot-up-natalia's ass version?? Which one do you want??

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Re: Alexis vs Emily <{Camping trip catfight}>
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2014, 01:40:48 AM »
I need to thank M for at least 2 things:

1) Doing all the hard work of editing and cleaning up our epic battle into a format that is readable. 
2) Being a phenomenal, amazing opponent. 

These things should be obvious to anyone who read what she posted, but just in case, I'm pointing it out.

@Natalia:  Definitely a rivalry. 
@M:  I totally arraigned for a share of the gift shop profits, right?  *looking back  back over my contract... furiously searching*


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Re: Alexis vs Emily <{Camping trip catfight}>
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2014, 02:36:13 PM »
Thanks, Lucy! 

Now please feel free to browse my rival gift shop, over here... away from that trashy gift shop of M's...

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Re: Alexis vs Emily <{Camping trip catfight}>
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2014, 06:36:50 PM »
What a truly superb fight! I know Alexis and I are gearing up to contest it, but M... you and I really need to speak sometime.


(Even if I did buddy request you before we talked!! *smacks wrist* naughty Tanya!)
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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2014, 05:09:41 PM »
That was awesome. The build up is simply marvelous, I could sense how the tension was growing, and the way you both fought, with that wild abandon and using every trick, no matter how savage it was, to win was amazing.

Instant classic!

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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2014, 05:33:06 PM »
This is my favorite catfight story. Great build up and a really nasty fight with lots of hairpulling and rolling around just the way i like it. I'd be gutted coming back from fishing to find out i had missed seeing this hot fight. Thank yous  :)
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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2015, 02:20:22 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2015, 07:53:35 AM »


Like they always say ~~ no publicity is bad publicity ~~ keep whining, your tears are delicious

FREE THREAD BUMPS Y'ALL!!!  ;D

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