WHAT THE HELL?!
This was supposed to be a tag match, and it's turned into a 2 on 1 mugging before we even hit the ring! Punky's vicious attack left me stunned. That Superkick left a bit of a waffle-patterned imprint on my face. The kicks, knees and stomps to my head, the work-over I just received in the corner...I knew she's vicious and relentless! I mean, I saw her matches! But you never know what it feels like until you feel it. And right now? I'm feeling it! And it doesn't feel good.
With me slumped down in the evil corner, I hear the smacking hands as they tag.
„Ugh...great...“ I mumble under my breath as the big Red Enforcer climbs into the ring. He sets his oversized self up in front of me and I peek past him, leaning my head to the side to look past his legs to my corner....empty?? Where's Linds? I remember...Red attacked her on stage and then...then I got pummeled! What happened? Where is she?
Anyways, there's not really a lot of time to think about my partner and her whereabouts right now as I'm being considerately helped back up to my feet by a pair of big hands in my hair!
„AHH...get the *BEEP* off me you *BEEP BEEP BEEP*!” Cursing at Red and he turns towards Punky who's pacing back and forth on the apron in the search for her Phantom.
“She's got fire! It'll be fun to extinguish that!” She doesn't really react, though. Her eyes sill scanning the audience. Every single seat it seems and after a few seconds growls back at him
“Do it, then!”I don't like where this conversation is going. I mean, they could at least ask me, right?! They're talking about Lisa Starr, so why not ask for her opinion? On the other side, why should the Countdown even care for my opinion? They don't even care for their own! Red keeps me pinned back into the corner, arching me back over the top turnbuckle painfully by pulling my hair back. Forced to get up on my tip toes, my upper body's all stretched out and exposed when
“OHHHHH F*BEEP*!” I gasp, cough and a hint of my spittle comes flying towards the third row of paying costumers after my lower abs just got hammered by a pretty harsh blow.
Finally the ref steps in, shoving Red off me, yelling at him to
“Get her out of the corner!” and stuff like that. Meanwhile I slump again. Keeping myself on my feet by wrapping my right arm around the top rope. Left hand on my tummy, I'm standing bent over and hear Red's voice
“Out of the corner? Sure, I can do that!” Moments after that I feel his body press against mine. Trapped between Countdown's Powerhouse and the Turnbuckles. He gets a grip of my arm and steps back. Looks like he's gonna send me running across the ring into MY partner-less corner.
He drags me off the corner buckles and steps back, he twists and...
”Huh?” I gasp. He doesn't let go of my arm? Instead, he tells the ref
“And she's out of the corner. Happy now?!” I know I'm not!! But again, nobody asks me. Instead I feel a harsh pull on my arm, straining my shoulder for a moment as I'm roughly jerked back towards the corner I was just pulled from. My sneakerboots pound over the canvas a few steps, I turn JUST in time to hit them back first. The rings tremble and dance all around the ring as I gasp out in breathlessness and pain, with my arms wrapped around the top rope.
LvK: This isn't good. This isn't good at all! It's dangerous enough when you're up against ONE Countdowner! Now Lisa's alone against two and she seems to be a little over matched after this brutal assault by these two cowards! If Campbell doesn't get into this soon -
RP: - and she won't -
LvK: Starr's gonna be destroyed -
RP: - and she will be!
LvK: You're not helping, Perle! And you can't tell me you actually like what you're seeing here?
RP: Actually I do! I got a great view! The splayed out, semi-conscious Dragon, the moaning, gasping and contorted Starr, and that animalistic, brute, powerful Punky on the prowl up there on the apron? You'd have to be blind, gay or dead to not enjoy this!
LvK: Look, Perle! The Enforcer!
RP: Why would I wanna look at him? I'm not gay, I thought I made that clear! Means you can have him all to yourself!
LvK: I...they're wrestling in there! He's setting up a move, Perle!! For God's sake would you PLEASE just do your job?!
Red's taken some time after tossing me back into the corner to have a little discussion with the ref about what he meant with the phrase “Out of the corner!”. After that short dispute, Red took some more time to show off for the booing crowd. I think I can consider myself lucky I don't seem like a big threat to these two right now. If I were, Punky would have probably poisoned me while the ref was distracted. She's back in her corner outside the ring, but still scanning the crowd, looking for what used to be Rowan Chance.
Finally Red's taken his spot in the opposite corner. He takes a moment, a deep breath and then his boots come pounding across the boards. It sounds AND feels like a stampede in here! The entire ring trembles with each heavy stomp as he runs across the ring towards me. He leaps, flies in and...BANG!
“YAAAAAAAY!” the crowd explodes into cheers as I duck my head down and push myself out of the way. Had that guy just landed his splash on me, I'd be even flatter than I already am, and probably done for the rest of the night as well. But luckily I didn't get crushed! Red slammed into the corner buckles full force and staggers back towards mid-ring.
I quickly move in from behind and grab for his left wrist. Bringing it up with both hands and I twist and spin underneath his arm. Twisting that injured left shoulder (Check out the Road to Second Coming on FTW TV to see why it's injured.
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“Hey there, Bitch!” I smirk into his face before leaping up. Now wrapping both of my arms around his left one and I throw myself back. We go down, me back first, and Red? He's letting out a short yelp of pain as I slam him, shoulder first, into the canvas.
As he rolls away, clutching his shoulder, I quickly kip up to my feet. The crowd cheers, Red's down and his partner? Lemme see how she's doing! I put a cocky smirk on my face as I turn to face her standing on the apron, but...
”Wait, wha?!” I gasp as just now I realize who's standing there! This isn't Gemma. I thought it was supposed to be Gemma?! Through all the punishment I took I never got a chance to see WHO was working me. All I saw through my blurry vision was pale, tattooed skin.
And now there she is! “The Purple Vixen” Megan Dow, and...she's turned around?! Staring out into the crowd...probably looking for her little lover, huh? It's understandable that she's cautious after what happened in that #1 Contender's Match, but...I can't accept that. The Future of Wrestling is in the ring and the Purple Vixen is looking away?! Nope! Totally unacceptable! So I step to the ropes and slam my right forearm across her back. The crowd goes
"OHHHH!"I see her back arch for a moment before she turns around to look at me. We just stare at each other for a few seconds. If looks could kill, we'd both be dead. I finally break the silence
“What the hell are YOU doin here, huh? Think you're smart for pulling that lil switcheroo? Think you're tough attacking from the shadows? Well, WHY DON'T YA GET YOUR *BEEP*IN ASS IN HERE AND FIGHT ME FACE TO FACE, HUH?!” I yell at her, which makes the corners of her glossy black lips curl up to an evil looking grin. She lifts her left leg a bit, about to climb into the ring. Making the crowd rise, cheer, chant...until the ref steps between us
“No, you stay outside, Dow! And Starr, legal opponent's the Red Enforcer! Wrestle!” I raise my eyebrow at him, then at her as she sets her heavy boot down on the apron again with a short laugh. She knew it!! Narrowing my eyes as she sends a silent
“Soon” my way.
“Grrrrrr FINE THEN!” I hiss at the ref and then turn my attention back to Red, who made his way up to his knees during this little confrontation in the Countdown's corner. With him down like that, I grab for that left arm and twist it again, standing at his side and facing the same way he does...towards his Purple partner.
LvK: And just like that Lisa's turned this around! She's got the Enforcer down!
RP: And working that arm is a great idea! I never thought I'd say that, but, in this Tag Match, the Red Enforcer seems to be the weak link!
LvK: And I never thought I'd say this, but...you might be right, Perle! And, OHHH!! Especially if Starr keeps going like this!Mr. van Keel's little groan has been brought to you by Lisa Starr's boot. With Red's arm twisted and me at his left side, I brought my right foot up and STOMPED down hard on that twisted shoulder! The impact and the pain makes him bend over on his knees, but I decide I'm not done with it and straighten him up again. My boot goes up once more and BAM!! Sending another stomp on that shoulder. Now I grab for the top of his red mask with my right hand, left still on his wrist. Pulling on his head and arm to straighten him up on his knees.
“Take a good look, Punky! And listen close.” I hiss at her and place my padded knee against the back of his shoulder. Then I hop up with my left boot and let gravity carry us down.
And with a thud we DO come down! All my weight on Red's shoulder to send that part of his body first into the canvas again. I do a forward roll after the impact, rolling through the impact before springing back up to my feet. And guess where I end up? You're right! Just inches from Punky! The ropes are the only things separating us as we stand face to face once more. The ref tries to keep things under control, telling Punky to stay out there, and telling me to leave the 'illegal' participant alone.
Waving him off along with a little
“Sure, sure.” and take a step back. Turning away from Punky to face the downed Enforcer again. Keeping my arm extended towards the Purple Vixen though, flipping her off as I turn.
RP: I got a feeling Starr doesn't like Punky.
LvK: You don't say?! What makes you think so?
RP: She looks at Megan the exact same way my ex-wife looks at me!
LvK: Which one?
RP: The second!I'm headed towards Red, who's still cursing in pain and holding his shoulder while on the canvas. I'm not stopping when I reach him, though. Instead I send a quick stomp down to his upper back to keep him down and head to the ropes. Looking out at Lindsay who's not really moving out on the ramp.
“LINDS!! LINDSAY!” yelling up the ramp, looking back over my left shoulder to see Red starting to roll towards his corner. I turn to my partner again.
“LINDSAY *BEEP*ING CAMPBELL! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!!”I turn to see Red getting pretty close to his corner. And, as much as I wanna get my hands on this Purple haired witch, I can't let this tag happen! I'm alone and can't have these two tagging in and out on me. I run back along the ropes towards their corner. My right arm extended at my side. I reach Red and take another few steps. The plan being to intercept him and drill him face first into the canvas with a Facebuster! But the plan isn't perfect...
“UFFFFF!” I gasp along with the crowd in unison. My eyes bulge and I fold over. Just like that...my momentum is stopped. I was too close to the ropes, Punky came speeding around the ring post and towards me on the apron. All it took was a leg held out between the ropes and I ran straight into her waiting knee! I fold over, release the back of Red's head. And not even a second later...
“YAAAHHHA!” I cry out as Megan gets a rough grip on my chin, turns my back towards the ropes and she hops back off the apron. Straining my neck across the top rope with a classic reverse-guillotine at the ropes. Feeling like my head was almost pulled off my shoulders here!! I bounce back off the ropes, stagger a few steps forward and...
*BOOM* Red's right there, waiting for me!! And after taking a short run-up, his right leg comes up and the sole of his boot comes slamming across my face! The Big Boot floors me, I'm taken down hard and my legs Jackknife up over my body. The boards bounce a little underneath me. Laying folded up for a second or two before my body unfolds and I lay spread out in the middle of the ring. The crowd has lost a bit of their volume, but most are now back to booing the hell out of Punky and Red.
My eyes open wide, now having 2 different footprints in my face...and the match isn't even 5 minutes old!! I hear the boos from the crowd, the evil laugh from Punky outside the ring, and I see a shadow appear above me as Red stands there, grinning down at me from behind his mask.
“Ugh...*beep*!” My head lolls to the side, looking up the ramp to see the still motionless Dragon.
LvK: Countdown's looking mighty proud in there after taking Starr down.
RP: And they have the right to be proud! They got this top FTW competitor down and hurting. Give me one reason, van Keel! Why shouldn't they be proud?
LvK: I can give you more than one! This was a cheap shot by Punky, they started the match by beating the Dragon Starrs up on the ramp, and now this is a 2 on 1!
RP: Wrong! This isn't a 2 on 1! It's a Tag Team Match! It's not their fault the nutty Dragon's taking a nap on the ramp.
LvK: It's not their fault?! Wh...wha, WHAT?! Are you f...*a sigh and a few deeeeep breaths are heard* Calm down, Larry. Calm down!