I went end-over-end over the barricade, my arse smacking the unyielding concrete floor hard. I wouldn't precisely call it a targeted attack following that low blow, but I definitely had a good deal of pain to deal with from the same general area.
That said, I might have a bigger problem to deal with. I was out amongst the punters, and from the sounds around me, I didn't have too many fans in this section. Every wrestling story I've ever heard that includes the phrase “and then an old lady tried to stab me” took place either in Mexico or in the Southern United States. Something unique to third-world hell-holes, I supposed.
Somewhat oddly, I could swear I heard a chant of my name starting, but eventually someone in the section with all his teeth managed to enunciate “Callie sucks” clearly enough for me to tell. The chants were fine, but as I struggled back to my feet, several local drunken morons pushed towards me, intent on giving me either a piece of their minds, (likely not, I suspected they had none to spare,) or possibly a thrashing none of them would be capable of outside of a lynch mob.
Thankfully, another small cadre of meat heads, these ones wearing the black collared polo shirts that most of the fans probably saved for church services and eating at Red Lobster or other such (by their standards) ritzy affairs, intervened. Security, staffed mostly by off-duty police officers who accepted exorbitant wages for minimal service in lieu of other shake downs, had arrived.
Mentally saluting Greensboro's finest, (or at least, Greensboro's least embarrassing,) I backed away from the angry fans, waiting for the feel of the barricade behind me before leaping back into the relative safety of the ring area. Unfortunately, the relativity of that was questionable, since before I could, I felt myself grabbed from behind and dragged back over the barricade. Before I could get back up, Emily landed a painful kick to my side. I clenched my teeth and curled up a bit, clutching at the spot the blow landed, wincing in pain.
“FIVE!” the referee counted as Emily grabbed me by my head again. Was she...yes, she was wrapping my left arm around her head, going for a vertical suplex again. Was she trying to target my back, or was this just the only move she knew? In any case, she held tightly onto my head, determined not to let me repeat the counter I used previously.
Which would be a problem if I only knew one counter to the vertical suplex.
In this case, I balled my right hand into a fist, and when she started to lift me up off of the ground, I slammed said fist right into her side, just under her rib cage. The sudden jolt to her core muscles interrupted the move, and she wasn't able to get me over her. I let my legs drop back downwards, then threw my weight backwards, the grip on her neck pulling her face-down to the floor in a DDT that sent her rolling forward onto her back.
RP: You CAN'T SUPLEX CALLISTA!
LvK: Like two people are going to get that reference, Rick.
“SEVEN!” the ref counted. I got to my feet, gave Emily a solid kick to the side of the head, then rolled under the ropes, getting to my feet and raising my arms, taking my plaudits, which I received in the form of hearty boos and semi-coherent swearing. “HEY!” the ref said, taking the time to give me a lecture about some unimportant thing. This time, arguing with him was no pantomime.
“WOULD YOU DO YOUR BLOODY JOB AND COUNT THE BITCH OUT?” I shouted.
It only prompted the response of “You don't tell me what to do! I'm the referee, and I-” I stopped listening. Whether this was payback for my rule-breaking earlier, or whether he was under orders not to allow a finish like this, it was clear a count-out victory wasn't in the cards for me. I scowled and let him rant, taking advantage of the time to get a breather, at least.
Sure enough, the referee resumed counting once Emily had found her feet, and Emily rolled slowly under the bottom rope before the count of ten. I was over that, and when she tried to push up to her hands and knees, I landed another kick to the side of her head, dropping her once more. The idiot fans booed that perfectly legal tactic, of course.
LvK: They're certainly letting Callista know how they feel about her in Greensboro.
RP: No one worth knowing has ever cared how people in Greensboro feel about them.
I dragged Emily back towards the corner. “In your turnbuckle tour, I do believe we missed one,” I said as I grabbed Emily's wrists, pulling her arms straight back behind her. I placed my right foot in between Emily's shoulder blades, saying, “Let's fix that,” before putting all my weight on that foot and letting go of Emily's arms.
RP: FACING ETERNITY!
LvK: And then some! Callie just curbstomped Emily's face right into the bottom turnbuckle!
I dropped down to my knees, pulling Emily over onto her back and away from the ropes, hooking the leg and lifting one arm as the ref counted, counting along with him on my fingers. “ONE! TWO!...”