The echo from the clang of the opening bell hadn't even faded before fifteen beautiful bodies threw themselves at one another. In some instances, longtime rivals...Kaley and Mila, Kristen and Emma...sought each other out in order to resume their never-ending wars, but mostly there was chaos, with women attacking whomever happened to be closest. Soon enough however, a kind of savage pattern began to emerge, as wrestlers formed momentary alliances in order to overwhelm and eliminate others. In short order, Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, Michelle Trachtenberg, Hayden Panettiere, Avril Lavigne and Emma Stewart were thrown over the top rope in this manner.
Such unions, born of the necessity of the moment, were just as quickly rended; having successfully worked together to successfully eliminate several other wrestlers, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Katy Perry now suddenly turned on one another, their chests slamming together as each sought to overpower the other. But what they hadn't counted on was Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton now pairing up to throw Hewitt and Perry over the cables and to the floor before!
Meanwhile, having badly stunned Kaley with a clawhold, Mila was in the process of lifting her up and over the top strand. Accomplishing that, Kunis turned her attention to the remainder of her rivals...and walked right into a boot kick to the belly, courtesy of Britney Spears! The blonde then began hammering away at the gasping Kunis, dropping her to her knees.
However, Kaley was not as eliminated as her arch-rival believed she was! Although thrown over the ropes, Cuoco Sweeting had the presence of mind to grab the top cable, preventing herself from falling to the floor below. Now, standing on the apron outside of the ropes, she catches her breath and gathers her wits before electing to re-join the fray. Much to the blonde's disappointment, she witnesses the pleasure of throwing Mila out of the match denied her, as Spears accomplishes just that thing. Meantime, the duo of Upton and Lawrence have been focusing on Scarlett, and are each struggling to lift her up over the ropes. Johansson resists mightily, holding on tight to Jennifer's arm and hair, so Kate decides to kill two birds with one stone; the statuesque blonde simply grabs the shocked Jennifer around the waist, throws her over the ropes, and Scarlett tumbles down with her.
Kaley chooses now to return to the battle, and she, Britney and Kate warily circle each other. Suddenly they lunge together, each struggling against the other two, like a wild three-headed, twelve-limbed beast trying to savagely destroy itself. After nearly two full minutes of such chaotic, exhausting brawling, Upton finds herself outside of the ring and eliminated.
Now there are only two women left. Britney and Kaley are pushed to the outer limits of their endurance, their curvaceous bodies soaked with sweat, their bosoms heaving for breath. But their eyes are ablaze with the fury of battle, and they fling themselves at one another with reckless abandon. After a full five minutes of uninterrupted donnybrook brawling, the stunned and panting Kaley is flat on her back in center ring, while Britney limps over to the corner and begins scaling the turnbuckles. The crowd knows what's coming next: the Brit Bomb Splash, which when executed should knock every last bit of starch out of Cuoco Sweeting, leaving her unable to resist being thrown out and eliminated.
Kaley knows this as well as anyone, and with a magnificent display of willpower, she forces herself first to sit up, and then to get to her feet. Staggering dizzily a bit, she stumbles over to the corner, where the unsuspecting Spears is just now turning herself around and positioning herself in a crouch in anticipation of executing her move. She's caught by surprise with a punch to the belly that leaves her winded, and then with a roar, Kaley grabs Britney and lifts her off of the turnbuckle. Adrenalin pumping, the blonde straightens her arms, and mightily holds her rival up over her head in a Gorilla Press! The crowd roars wildly as Kaley struggles the few steps to the ropes, and with Spears breathlessly gasping,
"No...no...no...!", Cuoco Sweeting throws her out of the ring!
The bell clangs and Kaley's knees buckle; only by hooking the top rope with her right arm is she able to stop herself from falling to a heap on the mat. The referee raises her left arm, and a diamond-studded tiara is passed to him, which he places upon the beaming blonde's head. Finally able to stand upright again, Cuoco Sweeting raises her arms to accept the lusty cheers of the crowd, as they hail their new Wrestling Queen of 2015!
