MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG vs AMANDA SEYFRIED
Best of Three Falls Catfight
ROUND 1As both longtime rivals have been celebrated as having the best buttocks in all of celeb wrestling, it’s no wonder that so often in their contests, their derrieres factor as both weapons and targets. At the moment it’s the latter, as Michelle writhes on her belly, each pant for breath punctuated with a small yip of pain, as Amanda’s fingers knead into the tender flesh in the crescents below the brunette’s butt. The ‘Hammy Clamp’ is mastered only by a few, but Amanda is clearly numbered among them, as she delivers electric jolts of agony to her victim’s hamstring muscles.
Trachtenberg holds out against the pain far longer than most, but inevitably even her magnificent will power can no longer defy it, and, biting her bottom lip to keep from crying out, she frantically starts to tap her hand to the floor, signaling her submission.
ROUND 2On her knees and leaning backward, Seyfried’s heavy gasps for breath filled the room. Her face grew to a deep shade of red and her eyes were glazing over, and the only question was whether she would submit, or if she would stubbornly refuse, and thus be driven unconscious.
Worse still in the blonde’s opinion, the standing headscissors which her nemesis was so expertly applying meant that Amanda had no choice but to look directly up at Trachtenberg’s ass, which she was certain the bitch intended solely to taunt her.
The elite audience marveled at the musculature of Michelle’s magnificent legs as she stood on tip-toes, her thighs pulsing with power as they crushed the sides of her victim’s head. She gave a confident smirk that evidenced that she was fully certain of victory in this round…and she was not wrong, as soon enough Amada began to slap her hand at her tormentor’s thigh, surrendering the fall.
ROUND 3With the match tied up at one fall apiece, it was no surprise that the two hellions pulled out all of the stops in the third deciding round. Indeed, the spectators will later attest that never before had they seen the two women battle so brilliantly. The advantage see-sawed between the two hated rivals, as both Michelle and Amanda pushed up to the very limits of endurance and exhaustion, and then pushed themselves beyond.
Ultimately however, there must be a winner. One dazed beauty, her chest heaving as she sucked in air, could only look on with horror as her foe sat atop her chest, and then slid herself backward, until that fabled rear end fully encased the angelic features of the victim. The hapless lass thrashed with the last dregs of her might, but to no avail; and adding to her anguish was the fact that her tormentor had taken her bare nipples between her fingers and was pinching, twisting and stretching them mercilessly.
Unable to bear the torture any longer, the helpless girl began to desperately slap her hands to the floor…but to no avail. Her victorious rival was intent on this ending only one way…with a knockout. And that came swiftly enough, as the smothered woman’s body finally ceased movement, beyond a stray spasmodic twitch. The victorious warrior kept her renowned butt perched upon its throne for a few moments more, utterly savoring her triumph, and basking in the standing ovation from the audience.
(You'll note that I did not identify who was whom in the final round. I'll leave it up to your imagination and desires as to who won, and who lost. 
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