Marvel vs DC.
Blonde vs brunette.
Short and thick vs tall and thin.
Tits vs legs.
Scarlett Johansson vs Gal GadotIt was a match made in heaven. And it was clear from the start that the two warriors came into the fight with a clear gameplan, but it was Scarlett that employed hers more effectively. The blonde got in close to Gal and punished the slender brunette's slim midsection with short, but powerful strikes that had the brunette exhaling sharply after each blow. Finding herself on the defensive early, Gadot tried to use her superior reach swing looping fists and front kicks toward her foe, but with Scarlett so close to her, Gal's strikes either missed completely or had very little power behind them.
After a few minutes of working over the brunette's midsection, Johansson put the starting motions of her finishing move into action. "...like mowing down an overgrown weed." The blonde grunted before bending at the waist and driving her shoulder into Gal's stomach, slamming Gadot down to her back, forcing any oxygen that remained in her lungs past her lips in a pained exhale.
At least, that was Scarlett's intent, but Gal had rightfully exepected the blonde to try and get her on her back where the 'Black Widow' would surely attempt to lock in her signature tit-smother to end the fight. Being prepared for this exact scenario, Gadot enacts her well-trained counter for this move. Just before her back makes impact with the floor, the 'Wonder Woman' actress twists herself round the blonde's body, leaving Johansson to crash tits-first into the floor.
Winding up sitting on the blonde's lower back, Gal smiles smugly to herself before leaning forward and grasping Marvel's leading lady's biceps. "More like squashing an annoying bug... HA! like a little spider!" Gadot laughs at her slight toward her rival. With a grunt, she yanks back on Scarlett's arms to force the other woman's upper body off of the floor so she could wrap her lethal thighs round the blonde's soft midsection just below her tits. Scarlett's eyes went wide as saucers when she felt Gal's legs crush her ribs in from the sides, a pathetic gasp of breath wheezed out from between lips as Johansson struggled to breathe. Unable to inhale any oxygen, Johansson's eyes squeeze shut and her forearms flail out in front of her while still restrained in Gadot's grasp. Before long the blonde's face matches the color of her namesake and tears start to leak from the corner of her eyes and run down her cheeks, too proud to tap out.
"You're finished, Widow." Gal says arrogantly as she pulses her thighs, bringing a sob of pain from the helpless blonde. "Give up before I break you in half." DC's lead woman grunts in exertion while trying to squeeze the blonde's midsection into nothingness. Frustrated at Johansson's stupidly refusing to submit, Gadot lets go of the blonde's arms only to wrap her left arm around Scarlett's throat, pulling back on her left wrist with her right hand to ensure that her hold is as secure as possible. The choking noises coming from Johansson's mouth combined with the drool dripping from the corner of her mouth let Gadot know that she's seconds away from victory. Feeling the blonde's body shudder and seeing her eyes roll into the back of her head is all she needs to know that she's the winner of this fight and she releases her foe to let Johansson's upper body slump down to the floor with a meaty 'thwap'.
Elated at her victory, Gal stands up and raises her hands high above her head while camera flashes explode around her from every direction. Almost satisfied, she looks down at the slumbering blonde and uses her foot to roll Johansson onto her back so everyone can get a good look at her unconscious rival. "Let this be a lesson to you all;
legs," she says with emphasis as she places her foot atop Scarlett's right tit. "...
beat tits every time!"
