[Jackflash Jump]

Joe, that is one spectacular way of saying hello!  I absolutely loved this piece, and I'm anxiously awaiting further contributions from you to our merry little funhouse.   

[al2468]

nice job.

[Taylor Hawkins]

Kate Upton
Age: 25
Height: 5'10
Weight: 140 lbs
Bust: 34DD
Hometown: St. Joseph, Michigan



Cali Logan
Age: 34
Height: 5'3
Weight: 110 lbs
Bust: 34C
Hometown: California

Kate Upton (57%) defeats Cali Logan (43%)
"You would be hard-pressed to find a more stark contrast of bodies; Cali's pert C-cups dangling from her diminutive 5'3 frame, no longer encumbered by any fabric shackles as she circled a visibly winded Upton. Despite Logan's spotless record, many expected the endlessly curvy swimsuit model to roll over her petite opponent; but the curvaceous Upton, standing stark nude opposite a prowling Cali, looked like she was wading through quicksand at this juncture of the match.

Kate stood her ground primarily out of exhausted necessity as Logan energetically darted forward and back; the ring quaking with each quick-twitch, entrancing lunge from the fetish model. Perhaps feeling herself a bit too much, Logan finally picked her spot; bursting forward and recklessly impaling Upton through the waistline with her dipped shoulder. Kate let out a throaty moan as her massive frame folded over Cali's shoulder, her heaving bosom mushrooming against the small of Logan's back as she was clumsily driven into the far turnbuckle spine-first. Upton feverishly clawed for leverage as Cali hooked the backs of her thighs and attempted to take the blonde to the canvas, finally snagging the waistband of Cali's thong and mercilessly hiking the floss-like material midway up her back. Cali suddenly froze as the invasive spandex split her cheeks, the bunched crotch of her bottoms disappearing between her lips and revealing a glimpse of her glorious bush.

"The 70's called, Cali...." Upton gruffly teased, absentmindedly trailing off as she continued to wrench the fraying material between the brunette's quaking thighs as Cali was forced up close and personal with Kate's sleek, shaven cxnt. With Cali utterly paralyzed, Kate aggressively bent forward and hooked the brunette's right leg, tugging and tucking it up against her belly before wheeling away from the turnbuckle. In one artful motion Kate twirled and delivered a crippling Fisherman's Suplex, slinging the seemingly weightless Logan over her head and spiking her curled spine into the canvas below.

Logan let out an abrupt, guttural groan as she trampolined off the mat and sloshed to a motionless stop, her leg still in-tow as Kate folded Cali in half with a shameless bridge pin. Kate sensually extended to her tippy toes, her flawless frame triumphantly flexing as every bronzed fold of flesh glistened under the overhead spotlight, every jaw in the building frozen agape as an elongated 3-count rang out".




Nicki Minaj
Age: 35
Height: 5'2
Weight: 137 lbs
Bust: 34C
Hometown: Saint James, Trinidad and Tobago



Jennifer Lawrence
Age: 27
Height: 5'9
Weight: 135 lbs
Bust: 34C
Hometown: Indian Hills, Kentucky

Nicki Minaj (51%) defeats Jennifer Lawrence (49%)
"A stunned Lawrence drunkenly careened into the far ropes clutching her milky, freckled bosom; scuffling over the discarded remains of her candy red bikini top. She clumsily draped her upper body over the top rope, snagging the rubber cable with the crook of her armpit and using the bowing rope as a lifeline to remain upright. Her eyelashes daintily fluttered as a fiery Nicki covertly approached from behind; Jen's sagging frame still dwarfing a fully upright Minaj at only 5'2. Tonight, it hadn't mattered.

Minaj arrogantly paused her sidling and began to mime as though she was perturbed, placing a contemplative finger on her smirking lips as she lined up the blonde redwood for a decisive felling. With a rare display of athleticism, Nicki arched one of her legs up to the middle of Jen's spine; planting her heel right between the blonde's protruding shoulder blades and applying an immense amount of pressure thanks to her powerful, flexing thighs. Simultaneously, she gripped the top rope on either side of Lawrence's frame and tugged backwards on the springy ropes, tightening the biting rubber against the front of her throat.

Jennifer immediately began to spasm and squirm despite being irreversibly locked in the makeshift noose, the straining veins in her slender neck bulging against the unforgiving top rope as she gagged for oxygen. It only took a matter of seconds for her knees to knock and buckle, her bare breasts quaking and teardropping towards the canvas, perfectly framed by the top and middle ropes pressing firmly into her milky white skin. Finally her prying fingers fell lifelessly to her sides, helplessly twitching as Minaj mercilessly kept her pinned until her consciousness faded. With a dismissive huff she removed her heel and slung the sulking blonde to the mat; each of her comatose limbs pointing to a different corner of the ring as Nicki planted a victorious foot against her upturned bosom to deafening applause".

[Xtra164]

Love your polls/result stories, Taylor!!

Kelsey Chow vs. Aubrey Plaza




Kelsey was regretting how flexible her figure proved to be. Her petite and limber body would quickly become Aubrey's personal ragdoll to torture. Flat on her stomach after what was a pretty ruthless beatdown right from the opening bell by the cunning and sadistic Plaza, Kelsey felt her tormenter take a seat on her back and bend one of her skinny legs way up and back over her body in a single crab leg lock. Aubrey had an almost twisted smile on her face as she looked like she was about to snap a twig by how much she was yanking Chow's leg back while the other leg was left to flail helplessly on the mat and thereby giving everyone a wide-open look at Kelsey's crotch. In the dead center of the ring, Kelsey immediately began tearing up and slapping the mat in surrender.

The bell rang, but Aubrey didn't let go. She actually increased the pressure. Kelsey was stunned when she felt her leg stretched back even further almost to the point where her toes met the top of her head. Even a professional gymnast would find this position agonizing. While it was clear Aubrey chose to continue her domination just because she found it so fun to do, she quickly crew tired of Kelsey's pathetic shrieks and squeals. Thinking on the fly, Plaza remained sitting on Chow's contorted back but readjusted her position so that she was sitting on her knees and both her bare feet were right in Kelsey's weeping face. What followed was a domino effect: Aubrey leaned back even more not only still stretching Chow's leg beyond the limit but in doing so she also accomplished the goal of foot-smothering Kelsey's face into oblivion and stifling her pleas for mercy! The crowd got a great kick out of the mortifying ending for poor Kelsey who was powerless to stop any of this incredibly demeaning torment. She gasped desperately for air but couldn't get much with her features deeply wedged in-between Plaza's sweaty and stinky feet.

After what seemed like forever, Aubrey could certainty go on forever judging by the wide smile on her face the whole time, she felt Kelsey's body go limp and her helpless fidgeting ceased. Plaza still kept the hold in tact for a few seconds longer and, in a display of brutality, she raised her hand high in the air and brought it striking down in a chopping motion right into Chow's spread open crotch! It was a completely unnecessary blow seeing as Aubrey had already won the match by a longshot, but the devlish vixen just couldn't help herself. Kelsey jolted back to life for a millisecond, her features still buried deep in Plaza's feet, before she blacked out again from the intense pain all throughout her body and now including her aching coochie. Aubrey finally threw her leg down to the mat like it was a pool noodle and rose to her feet posing in glory over yet another weakling she demolished in sinister delight. 

[Ginny38]

(etc., etc., and finally)
There was no mercy to be had as Peyton slipped those last few inches forward, obscuring Jennifer's face from sight. The old actress bucked for a few seconds but she accepted her fate soon enough and fell still, permitting Peyton to enjoy her throne and her new title of 'badass chick'.

There's nothing like recognition as *the new badass chick* to get the attention of other *badass chicks*...

or those who consider themselves a *badass chick*...

or those who want to become known as a *badass chick*...

or someone who knows she herself is NOT a *badass chick* and wants to send a message to someone - like Peyton who thinks she is now a *badass chick* but maybe really is not one - not yet anyway...

or someone who wants real *badass chicks* to leave HER alone a little longer and go find easier prey!

(Hopefully, I didn't leave off any other possibilities?)
So has Peyton List really now established herself as a real *badass chick* or has she simply put a target on her back? Well, at least ONE inquiring mind wants to know - are other women going to come after Peyton to *test* her badassness?

If so, WHO? Other old timers still hanging on? Other up-and-coming youngsters who want to make a reputation? Women and girls of all ages and skill levels who hide from the bright light of the main event ring and fight in prelims and *dark* matches far from the notoriety of big time and title fights?

I'm hoping (expecting!) a series of stories starring Peyton List as she checks off the names of her conquests... maybe call it The Peyton Hit List? or The Hit Peyton List, List? (or am I just being too cute by half?)

Still, it does beg the question: When does success become its own worst enemy?

[Ginny38]

Let her face old star badass chick...

Agree on Beckinsale, and I'll add some other *old star badass chicks* of my own.... Jeri Ryan; Charlize Theron; Torrie Wilson; Stacy Keibler; Jennifer Lopez; Jennifer Garner; Jessica Alba; (and the list goes on... and on... and on....)

[Taylor Hawkins]

http://celebritywrestlingfederation.blogspot.com/p/ppv-12.html




Kate Upton
Age: 25
Height: 5'10
Weight: 140 lbs
Bust: 34DD
Hometown: St. Joseph, Michigan



Nicki Minaj
Age: 35
Height: 5'2
Weight: 137 lbs
Bust: 34C
Hometown: Saint James, Trinidad and Tobago

Kate Upton (70%) defeats Nicki Minaj (30%)
"The two titans of the CWF stood arm-in-arm with one another in the center of the ring; entwined in a crucial, brutally exhausting collar and elbow. The towering Upton hunched over her straining foe as Nicki's planted heels began to skid backwards; all the momentum Minaj had seemingly brought into this fight slowly beginning to hit a proverbial wall. Upton was simply too much woman.

With an eruption of raw power, Kate shifted her weight and cupped Nicki's enormous, dangling orbs. Nicki's throaty squeals were drowned out by the roars of the crowd as Kate began to slowly churn her powerful legs, catching the raven-haired Minaj in a paralyzed backpedal, twisting and pancaking her fleshy breasts into her chin before; *THUD*.

Nicki let out an agonized grunt as the middle of her spine met steel, impaled by the turnbuckle. The two were practically in a sprint as they hit the corner, the jarring impact breaking Kate's double breast claw and sending the voluptuous blonde fleshily clapping against Nicki's bare sternum. A mist of sweat exploded as the two recklessly collided, their plump frames tangling as Nicki's stumpy height left her eye-to-eye with Upton's deadly assets. Nicki's twisted features were instantly enveloped by Kate's heaving bosom, disappearing between folds of bronzed flesh as Kate draped herself over the hapless brunette.

Nicki helplessly twitched and squirmed as Kate hugged the back of her skull, her muffled cries growing more frenetic with each passing second as the blonde's boa-like grip grew tighter. Kate's resolve was unwaivering, tasting the Title Belt on the tip of her tongue as the light slowly faded from the blubbering Minaj. Finally Nicki's hourglass frame fell slack, dangling from Kate's double-armed noose around the back of her skull before being tossed into a crumpled heap at her feet.




Charlotte McKinney
Age: 24
Height: 5'7
Weight: 140 lbs
Bust: 32F
Hometown: Orlando, Florida



Katy Perry
Age: 33
Height: 5'7
Weight: 130 lbs
Bust: 32D
Hometown: Santa Barbara, California

Charlotte McKinney (52%) defeats Katy Perry (48%)
"The whole arena could sense a brutal culmination was coming; such a gritty, savage fight having hit a tipping point as the busty blonde finally took control with no intention of relinquishing. A dishevelled Perry embarrassingly sloshed out of her offset bikini top as Charlotte led her toward the far turnbuckle with a deathgrip on the shoulder strap of her fatigued bra; scuffling along begrudgingly before the blonde slung her head-first into the waiting ringpost.

Katy's forehead sickeningly smashed against the steel turnbuckle, a fleshy yet metalic clap erupting as the dazed Perry daintily pirhouette away from the corner. As Katy drunkenly wheeled back toward the waiting McKinney, her face was coated in a crimson mask, a nasty gash above her left eye leaking heavy drops of blood down her jawline onto her bare sternum.

Her eyes were already vacant as she clumsily fell into Charlotte's arms, tucking her head underneath her armpit and artfully spiking Katy's forehead into the canvas below with a callous, completely unnecessary DDT. Katy was utterly motionless at impact; the faint jiggle of her plump, upturned derri?re quaking in unison with the springy ring floor as her limbs slid spread eagle. With a gentle shove, Charlotte sloshed an unconscious Katy to her back, her bare D-cups dwarfed by McKinney's own F's as the blonde planted a palm on Perry's quaking rack and secured the 3-count pin?.




Kristen Bell
Age: 37
Height: 5'1
Weight: 105 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Huntington Woods, Michigan



Sophia Bush
Age: 35
Height: 5'4
Weight: 120 lbs
Bust: 32C
Hometown: Pasadena, California

Kristen Bell (54%) defeats Sophia Bush (46%)
"Despite being two years her senior, Kristen had spent the last few anxious minutes running circles around an increasingly sluggish Sophia. As the staggering brunette gingerly swept a handful of dishevelled bangs from her bulging hazel eyes, she came face-to-face with a furiously charging Bell.

With a hoarse grunt, Kristen snagged the front clasp of Sophia's frazzled bra and slung her recklessly into the near ropes. The two cups of Sophia's bra fractured in Kristen's palm as she trampolined back toward Bell, her bare sternum helplessly exposed for a brutal abdomen-splitting knee to the gut. A fleshy clap exploded as Kristen's toned thigh pierced Sophia's waistline, doubling her over at the hip.

Sophia powerlessly hunched at the waist, a stream of drool sloshing from her breathless, gaping mouth. Completely oblivious and crippled by Kristen's knee, Sophia placed a shaking palm against the canvas to remain somewhat upright, her pert C-cups bared and teardropping toward the floor. Kristen was furiously panting, her mind racing as Sophia began to drunkenly haul herself back upright, knowing this was her opportunity to clinch her first win.

With an athletic leap, Kristen craned one of her lean gams above Sophia's head and drilled her in the back of the head with a Leg Drop Bulldog. Sophia crumpled to the mat face-first as Kristen dropped into the splits, her bare breasts mushrooming against the canvas as she instantly fell deathly still. As her heart raced, Kristen flipped the unconscious brunette and hooked one of her thighs, hoisting it to her chin for a humiliating leg-hook 3-count pin".

[ricky89]

Now title match Upton vs McKinney?

[Taylor Hawkins]

Now title match Upton vs McKinney?

Charlotte's gotta earn her way there, but she's on the right track

[wheelman]

Jennifer Lopez vs Nicole Kidman

   

Resistance was quickly becoming futile for a clearly over matched Nicole Kidman as JLo pressed her attack overwhelming Nicole with a barrage of kicks and punches sending the tall slender actress awkwardly back peddling into a table and chairs in the backroom of a trendy Hollywood night club. Now backed up against the table Nicole tried using her substantially longer reach in a frantic effort to hold her attacker at bay, but to no avail as the stronger more athletic Latina almost effortlessly brushed aside Nicole's lanky arms before grabbing her strawberry blonde hair yanking her off the table and sprawling on to the floor.
With a smirking Jlo contemplating her next move a disheveled and distressed Nicole frantically picked herself up off the floor and in full retreat made a break for the door as quickly as her long legs would carry her. But JLo was in hot pursuit and quickly ran her down before reaching the door. Grabbing Nicole by the arm Jlo spun her around before burying her fist in Nicole's slender midsection causing Nicole to double over in pain. With the taller Nicole hunched over JLo pushed her head down level with her crotch before trapping Nicole's slender neck between her powerful thighs. By the time Nicole realized what was happening it was too late, JLo had her locked in the dreaded standing neck scissors hold. Nicole frantically scratched and clawed at JLo's famous booty in hopes of causing Jen to at least relax her vice like thighs but this only caused Jen to return the favor by reaching over the hunched over Nicole's back pulling up her dress and digging her claws into her perky albeit far less impressive backside.
 
Bent over awkwardly with her long legs quivering Nicole could now only muster whimpers and muffled sobs as JLo had her in a position that was as humiliating as it was inescapable. Jen knowing she was now in full control of her hapless victim once again turned her focus to Nicole's derriere. This time grabbing her black lace panties and executing a good old fashioned "atomic wedgie". Nicole could only yelp and grimace in humiliation as Jllo gave her panties a violently hard yank wedging them deep in her nether regions. With her long legs on the verge of buckling a by now thoroughly beaten and humiliated Nicole offered no more resistance and Jen sensing her conquest was complete relaxed her thighs around Nicole's neck allowing her to collapse on the floor at her feet. Jen then calmly bent over  and whispered in Nicole's ear "I take it were done here sweetie" Nicole by now completely drained and broken in turn submissively whimpered "yes please...no more..". "Alright then" Jen replied cockily. Then with Nicole's lanky frame sprawled out at her feet and a ravenous group of paparazzi on hand Jlo thought it would only be right that she oblige them with a victory pose or two before returning to the dance floor.

[Jackflash Jump]

Mila Kunis vs Kaley Cuoco



Pushed to the point of exhaustion, the two beauties swayed on uncertain legs, their bodies, stripped of all but their bikini panties, were soaked with sweat, their lungs gulping in breath.  Kaley moves clumsily toward her opponent, arms raised and poised to grab Mila's long dark hair.  But the brunette strikes first, cracking the side of her hand across the blonde's chest.  Cuoco gasps and takes a step backward, and with a rush of her dwindling adrenaline, Kunis unleashes a flurry of chops, the barrage causing Kaley's bare breasts to bounce wildly, beads of sweat flying from her flesh, as she grunted in pain and stumbled back.

Sensing that victory was at least her's to seize, Mila grasps Kaley's upper arms to hold them to the blonde's sides, and she pulls her right leg back, preparing to drive her knee up into Cuoco's groin for the match-ending coup de gr?ce.  But this time it was Cuoco who struck first, slamming her head forward, smashing it squarely between her opponent's eyes.  Kunis reeled backward, eyes glazing over as she struggled to not collapse to the penthouse floor.  The blow did damage to Kaley as well, but not nearly as much, so she only needed a few moments to gather her wits.  Stalking after her adversary, Cuoco delivered a stinging backhand blow that cracked across Mila's face, the force of which caused her to spin around, leaving her back to her rival.

Moving with all of the speed her battered body could muster, Kaley wrapped her arms around Mila's waist, and with an Amazonian bellow, she lifted the brunette up off of her feet.  For a long moment, the spectators thought the blonde was executing a belly to back suplex, but when she suddenly brought Kunis's body downward, it became clear that she was subjecting the hapless brunette to an atomic drop.  Mila's crotch slammed mercilessly down upon Kaley's bent knee, the impact ripping an agonized howl from her throat as she sailed forward to the floor.  She face face-down on the carpet on her knees, her rear end raised up as her hands clutched at her throbbing womanhood, tears welling in her eyes.  Cuoco gave a satisfied smirk and, with her foot, roughly shoved her trembling opponent over onto her back.  Kaley then jumped up and dropped down to the floor, her right elbow drilling Kunis in the belly, expelling the air from her body with a sickly whoosh.

Mila lay there, eyes narrowly open, moaning in anguish.  Kaley was so spent she also lay on the carpet for long moments, rallying what scant strength she had left.  With great effort she finally managed to sit up, and then get to her knees, before finally she could regain her feet.  Although she had undeniably won, the blonde knew full well the value of "good optics"...of leaving the spectators with a memorable image that will be burned into their brains forever.  And so Cuoco placed a foot upon the heaving chest of her rival and sexily preened as she flexed her arms in a victory pose, establishing utterly who the superior woman is.  At least on this night....

[Taylor Hawkins]

Special thanks to jdo90 for the Keira vs. Taylor submission

The Ring





Lindsay Lohan
Age: 31
Height: 5'5
Weight: 115 lbs
Bust: 32D
Hometown: New York City, New York



Mandy Moore
Age: 33
Height: 5'10
Weight: 135 lbs
Bust: 34B
Hometown: Nashua, New Hampshire

Lindsay Lohan (51%) defeats Mandy Moore (49%)
"After a horrid start, the resilient, albeit winless Moore had slowly begun to turn the tides in this thrilling beach showdown. Mandy had yet to find a way to translate her towering frame into much of a competitive advantage, but as she stood over a breathless, genuflecting Lohan it looked as though she was about to do just that to secure her first win. As Mandy hunched at the waist to haul Lindsay upright by her frazzled auburn locks, Lindsay covertly buried her hands beneath the coarse ground; her fingers clutching two palms of sand before savagely slinging the blinding chunks into Mandy's eyes.

Moore immediately pirouette away from the downed redhead furiously clawing at her pupils, mewling inconsolably before careening into the bowing ropes behind her. With the help of a suddenly rejuvenated and resurgent Lohan, the rudderless, gangly brunette was slung awkwardly through the middle ropes, splashing down into the rising tide just at the edge of the makeshift beach ring.

Lindsay was practically frothing at the mouth as she approached a hapless Moore on all fours, snagging the writhing brunette by the shoulder strap of her bikini. The moderately-endowed Moore instantly spilled out of the displaced cups of her top, her teardropping breasts cutting through the incoming tide as Lindsay dragged her to the edge of the surf on hands and knees.

An appalling clap of flesh erupted with each violent impact as Lindsay began to barbarically hammer Mandy's gorgeous features into the compacted mud. Mandy's body fell completely slack long before Lindsay ceased her attempts to bore a hole through the sand; clumps of mud and ocean-soaked strands of hair caked against Mandy's delicate, unconscious features. Mandy's lifeless frame pitched and rolled with the incoming tide as Lindsay craned her head up for the aghast audience to see, her freed breasts spasming and mushrooming into the impressionable sand below. Not content with the stomach-churning destruction thus far, Lohan tied a glorious bow on the performance by plunging Mandy's face back into the surf, grating her features into the mud before being pulled off by league officials finally stepping in to make sure things didn't go any further".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins




Sarah Chalke
Age: 41
Height: 5'7
Weight: 120 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Ottawa, Canada



Emma Watson
Age: 27
Height: 5'5
Weight: 115 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Paris, France

Sarah Chalke (57%) defeats Emma Watson (43%)
"There was an unmistakeable buzz of electricity in the air, one that typically didn't accompany an undercard fight such as this. On the heels of being butchered by blonde bombshell Brooklyn Decker, the heavy betting favorite Emma Watson was being put through the ringer by a relentless cougar nearly fifteen years her elder. Emma looked as baffled as anyone, doe-eyed and helplessly breathless as she continued to fearfully retreat from the blonde's assertive advances.

The tides began to turn just moments earlier when a seemingly accidental sleight of hand mishap left Emma guiltily holding Sarah's tattered bikini top; the bare-chested blonde venomously and vindictively pressing for revenge with reckless abandon. Emma had no answer whatsoever, clumsily trudging through the viscous sand and negligently backing herself into the ropes near the far turnbuckle. With a furious yelp, Sarah charged Watson, scooping up the frozen deer-in-headlights and flipping her on her head.

Sarah draped her Brit ragdoll over the corner turnbuckle in a binding Tree of Woe, agonizingly twisting her legs up in the pliable ropes to ensure escape was out of the question. A suddenly frenzied Watson attempted to free herself as Sarah carefully climbed the ropes, balancing on her haunches perched atop the turnbuckle just above Emma. The redhead's flexibility and athleticism was on full display as she craned upwards in a full-body crunch, her toned abdomen straining as she attempted to undo the shackles around her calves, her back parallel with the sandy ground below.

Sarah suddenly launched herself off the top of the turnbuckle, dropkicking an impossibly vulnerable Emma square in the jaw. Emma's lithe body went immediately limp as the back of her skull rattled off the ground, her arms lifelessly hanging sprawled in the sand above her head. A snobby Chalke leaned down and scooped a convulsing Emma up by the crook of her armpit, undoing the drawstring of her bikini top and slinging the sweat-soaked material into the crowd. The blonde sure knew how to please, leaving the unconscious Watson strung up in a humiliating Tree of Woe; her pert, perky pair defying gravity as she lifelessly spasmed, dangling upside down from the corner turnbuckle".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins




Scarlett Johansson
Age: 33
Height: 5'4
Weight: 125 lbs
Bust: 32DD
Hometown: Manhattan, New York City, New York



Kat Dennings
Age: 31
Height: 5'4
Weight: 140 lbs
Bust: 34DD
Hometown: Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania

Kat Dennings (54%) defeats Scarlett Johansson (46%)
"Scarlett was a viperous frontrunner, picking the increasingly exhausted and languid Dennings apart as the fight continued to drag on to the detriment of the heavier brunette. Kat's colossal, liberated double D's were imprinted in the moist sand below, mewling as she push up-pressed to all fours at Scarlett's heel.

As a visibly hampered Kat struggled to pull herself together, the bosomy blonde sprung toward the near turnbuckle; athletically leaping atop the makeshift ring post and posturing up for a game-ender. Just as Scarlett reached her perch and twisted around to attempt a high-flying top turnbuckle splash, Kat desperately lunged forward and swiped Scarlett's left ankle, sweeping her off balance. The startled blonde let out an abrupt yip before gasping in horror, breathlessly heaving as her thighs were suddenly split by the top rope.

Scarlett's legs were viciously dichotomized by the unforgiving rubber cable as she tumbled from the turnbuckle, the entire ring quaking before she clumsily sloshed to the ground, crippled by the awkward low blow. Her mouth hung agape in horror as she cupped her slit; sweat-soaked features coated by a layer of sand as she writhed against the ground.

Sensing further opportunity, a panting Dennings hurled her curvaceous frame over Scarlett's, flattening the blonde to her backside with ease. Scarlett's shoulder blades sunk into the quicksand below as a suddenly domineering Kat enveloped the blonde's twisted features with her fleshy orbs; skillfully massaging her face deep into her milky cleavage. An already reeling Scarlett stood virtually no chance of squirming out of this suffocating straitjacket, squealing and twitching for only a handful of seconds before slipping into violent convulsions. Simply out of sheer exhaustion, Kat refused to relinquish the breast smother until Scarlett's limbs fell slack; finally peeling off the blonde's glossy features once a token 3-count was in the books".

- Submission by Taylor Hawkins




Keira Knightley
Age: 32
Height: 5'7
Weight: 115 lbs
Bust: 32A
Hometown: Teddington, London, UK



Taylor Swift
Age: 27
Height: 5'11
Weight: 120 lbs
Bust: 34A
Hometown: Reading, Pennsylvania

Keira Knightley (57%) defeats Taylor Swift (43%)
"High-pitched shrieks fill up the raucous arena as Keira Knightley and Taylor Swift rip at each other's hair with a vengeance. Neither woman had been able to pick up a victory since their arrival and this match would be a chance for one woman to prove her dominance.

The fight started out as a typical catfight -- full of scratching, hair pulling, and clothes ripping -- but soon the match spirals into chaos as Taylor Swift began using several underhanded, illegal maneuvers. The referee received a workout as he chased behind Taylor, warning her to stop using the ropes for leverage during a choke and to release a submission hold during a rope break. The tall blonde waived off the ref, determined to win by any means necessary. She refused to lose to a woman as weak as Keira.

The official of the match seemed to be giving up keeping order; however, Taylor pulling out a pair of brass knuckles hidden in her top was the last straw. The referee immediately steps in front of the leggy pop star, preventing her from approaching her opponent. Taylor proceeded to argue with the referee, screaming and pushing him. Fed up, the ref began to motion to ring the bell and disqualify Taylor when suddenly, the blonde's body froze, her jaw dropped and her eyes buldged out.

Everyone's initial confusion as to what caused Swift's sudden frozen state was quickly identified as a set of five, freshly pedicured toes peeked out between the American's slender thighs. Taylor's knees turn inward, her hands jutting down and wedding between her thighs, her blue eyes brimming with tears. Her face contorts in anguish as a low sob emits from her trembling red lips. The brass knuckles fall to the mat as the tall blonde collapses on her side, sobbing in pain and massaging her sore womanhood.

Keira uses her barefoot to gently shove her rival onto her back. The brunette Brit leaps up and bends her leg, forcing her bony knee to stab Taylor's tits. Swift clutches her flattened breasts, mewling and babbling like a baby. Knightley takes her sweet time removing the last remaining garments covering Taylor's body, unveiling her lanky, yet form, body to the rowdy spectators. Keira smirks and, for the first time ever, willingly shimmies off her panties before straddling Taylor's neck. She carefully parts her rival's blonde hair, forcing the blonde to stare up at the British woman's pussy.

"When will you ever learn? Cheaters never prosper and you, my dear, are going to face the consequences." Keira sternly lectures the pleading songstress. Taylor, in one last act of defiance, shouts "Get your fishy vagina out of my faMPHHHH!"

Keira cuts her off, dropping her aroused sex flush against Taylor's mouth. "Now, you have two options: you can put that slutty mouth and tongue to use, or I can ride your face and do this..." Knightley reaches back and clamps her fingernails onto Taylor's nipple and wrenches it upwards. Swift shrieks and, with no where to run, begins to slowly lick, her face twisting in revulsion. Keira rocks her slender hips, scrubbing her dripping pussy across her rival's mortified face.

Keira grabs Taylor's head, forcing her face even further into her crotch, grinding her clit against Swift's button nose until she finally releases in euphoria. The brunette's lanky body quakes in excitement, her pelvis thrusting hard, as she completely douses Taylor Swift in her juices.

The referee has long since counted to three and, as Keira shakily rises to her feet, raises her hand in victory. Keira smirks at Taylor, snatching up the American's red panties as a keepsake, before prancing out of the ring, elated from her first victory. Meanwhile a nude Taylor Swift sobs uncontrollably in the ring. She rolls onto her tummy and begins slamming her fists against the canvas and kicking her legs, throwing a complete tempertantrum. Tears roll down her cheeks, mascara running and mingling with Keira's sticky love-juices. Swift was once again beaten, stripped nude and, even more degrading, her face and tongue soiled in the remnants oforgasmic release".

- Submission by jdo90

[jdo90]

Cardi B vs Taylor Swift





Taylor Swift was the epitome of egotism as opened up a small cosmetic mirror, admiring her perfectly applied eyeliner. She preens herself, thoughlessly twirling her nimble fingers through her goldenlocks, her blue eyes tracing every pore of her smooth face. "Not a single blemish," her red lips curl in a foxy sneer.

The lanky blonde's face quickly transformed from self-assured arrogance into awe-stricken bewilderment as the hit single "Bodak Yellow" thumped inside the crowded arena. She quickly closed her mirror, and gawked as an irate Cardi B came strutting toward the ring.

Taylor was on top of the world as her new "bad girl" persona was beginning to gain traction. She proclaimed to her fans that she was still America's Sweetheart but to her competitors, she would only answer to a new title: 'Queen Taylor' and the Queen issued a challenge to the "One-hit-wonder, Nicki Minaj wannabe". Taylor's personal assistant was tasked with slashing Cardi's tires. Taylor didn't expect her rival to take a cab, something the Queen was above doing, and show up to fight.

Cardi made a beeline for Swift who squealed like a little girl and slid under the ropes, trying to run away. Taylor's screams pierce the arena as Cardi snatches a handful of blonde hair and roughly slams the whimpering beauty's face against the audience barricade. The crowd roars in support of the young rapper as she tosses Taylor back inside the ring.

Card I B savagely torments the lanky pop star with an array of spears, running knees and elbow drops. Taylor gracelessly teeters toward an awaiting Cardi B. Taylor's blonde, disheveled hair obscures her vision, causing her to unwittingly stumble closer to her rival. Cardi makes her presence known by scooping Taylor up and slamming her with a devastating spinebuster! Cardi easily scoops up Taylors long legs, rolling her rival onto her belly, and locks Taylor in a Brooklyn Krab (an elevated Boston Crab), harshly arcing her leggy opponent's spine. Tears stream down Swift's ruddy face as she wildly taps her palm against the mat in submission. Cardi drops Taylor's lanky legs and raises her fists.

The young rapper purses her lips as she poses above the sniveling whimp. "The beating I just gave your skinny ass was just an appetizer. Once I can prove what you did to my whip, I'm coming for you." Cardi spits before strutting out of the ring. Taylor Swift, yet again the hapless loser, could only whine and hold her aching back, blubbering useless threats and curses at her rival.

[wheelman]

Bravo jdo! Miss tall blonde and uncoordinated goes down yet again! I also totally agree with you on the fact that she has tried to manufacture this new "bad girl" image in an effort to stop being bullied by her peers. Silly Swifty! 

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I'm normally of the mindset that Swift is a deviously ruthless fighter that can take a lot of girls out, but that was a very well written take jdo90, as all your stuff is, and in that match-up I agree that she'd take the loss

Dianna Agron vs. Lea Michele




I've waited so long for this glorious moment and it's finally here. You're finished, bitch!

The soon to be victorious Dianna could picture it now: standing tall in triumph over her former Glee co-star after years of forced pleasantries and fake admiration between the two. It sure looked like the win was in the books as she held a woozy Lea Michele high in the air sitting on her shoulders in prime position for a match-ending powerbomb slam. She paused for a second just to comprehend the rush of success and conquest that was about to wash over her, but perhaps just for a second too long. Michele knew that this was about to be the killer blow for her unless she could come up with an effective counter move quick that would somehow turn the tides her way. Just as the brunette was about to be hurled down to her demise by her cocky blonde rival, Lea suddenly clamped her thighs around Dianna's neck, and swiftly flung her upper body down and back flipping Dianna completely upside down and spiking the top of her cranium to the canvas in a flawlessly executed hurricanrana counter!

It was so effective that Dianna actually bounced back up to her wobbly legs from the high impact move only to then stumble face-first right into the turnbuckle! Lea looked back behind her in mounting excitement, beyond ecstatic that her desperation maneuver actually worked, when she not only saw a completely disoriented Dianna rebound right into the corner but then ricochet again still on stuttering feet back towards the center of the ring. Michele couldn't have possibly planned it any better and she sure wasn?t about to let this moment go to waste. Thinking of how the powerbomb was sure to put her away just seconds ago, Lea figured she'd take Dianna's idea right from her! Kicking Agron in the gut and doubling her over, Lea quickly wrapped her arms around the blonde?s waist, flipped her atop her shoulders and immediately came crashing down to the mat driving Dianna down in a ring-shaking sitdown powebomb!

Dianna landed hard on the back of her head and upper back, her legs folded her with her dress succumbing to gravity and falling inside out exposing her plump booty sticking straight up in the air in just a pair of skimpy white lace panties, as all she could do was weakly moan and look up in equal parts bewilderment and shame while Lea held her down in this mortifying position and the ref began the 3 count. Michele put all the strength she had left in holding Dianna's stacked up body down for the victory but it wasn't much of a contest anymore at this point. Poor Agron was finished; a humiliating loss that she just choked away against an arch rival. Lea on the other hand was beaming with joy having pulled a win from the jaws of defeat and finally showing her former colleague who owned this relationship. She kept her victim held down in the matchbook pin and raised her palm high in the air and delivered a single crisp and loud spank right down on Dianna's jiggling right asscheek leaving a defined handprint on her milky white flesh before rising to her feet and soaking in the spoils of victory and placing her foot atop the still folded in half Dianna.