Michelle Ang vs Kaley Cuoco
Kaley grunted as Michelle threw her face-first to the carpeted floor. Moving swiftly, the New Zealander dropped to her knees, grabber her opponent's ankles, and folded the blonde's legs back at the knees. Crossing Cuoco's ankles, she then pressed down on her rival's limbs, drawing anguished moans from the American. Adding to Kaley's pain, Ang presses her fingertips hard into the soft arches of the blonde's bare feet, which elicits shrieks from the victim.
Maintaining this grueling hold for another minute or so, the brunette suddenly moves herself forward, pressing her right knee against Cuoco's crossed ankles to keep her legs folded back and pinned down, while with her now free hands she reaches forward and grabs her adversary's golden hair to yank her head up and back. Ang then snakes her arms around Kaley's throat and head to lock on a Rear Naked Choke.
Hands alternately tugging in futility at the powerful arms strangling her, and flailing in panicked helplessness, Kaley's face turns red and then purple as the breath is choked from her, and her green eyes glaze over as her lids grow ever heavier. Finally her eyes flutter shut and her body goes limp, as she is strangled into unconsciousness.
Releasing her beaten foe, Michelle majestically rises up, places a foot on Cuoco's rear end, and flexes her arms in a display of victory.
HWA: Charlize Theron vs Katie Holmes
Slumped in the corner, Katie could only watch in dazed silence as her opponent rolled out of the ring under the ropes, grabbed one of the six foot wooden tables stacked up at ringside, and slid it into the ring, with her following right behind it. The crowd popped huge, as this would be the first use of a table in this, a Tables Match.
The South African propped the table up at an angle in the corner opposite the one where her opponent was, the brunette's arms flung limply over the top ropes on either side of her. Theron then came over to Holmes with a smile on her face. Katie had been wreaking a reign of terror over the HWA, and Charlize had finally vowed to put an end to it. Now, she grabbed the brunette's left wrist and pulled her away from the corner. The statuesque blonde then flung her equally statuesque adversary across the ring with an Irish Whip.
But Katie was far from helpless. Indeed, she had recovered enough to suddenly put on an extra burst of speed; before she should have slammed into the table, she instead leapt up, ran up the table, and used it to launch herself backward. Caught by surprise, Theron is too slow to react, and the brunette's legs snap tight around her head for a flying headscissors that flips the blonde hard to the mat.
With Charlize now the dazed one, Katie drags her up to her feet and whips her toward the table. The blonde's body spins around and she hits it back first with a heavy thud, her face twisting into a mask of pain. A moment later, Holmes dashes toward her, spins around, and delivers a Butt Bump to Theron's chest with such force, the table cracks beneath her!
As Theron puddles to the canvas, Holmes rolls out of the ring. At ringside, she sets up a table, and then lifts another table and sets it up on top of that one. She then returns to the ring, where the blonde has struggled up to one knee. Grabbing Charlize's hair with one hand, Katie shoves the wreckage of the table out of the corner with the other, and she then slams her opponent's face into the top turnbuckle a half-dozen times. That leaves Charlize pliable enough for Holmes to scale up the ropes and pull her rival up behind her by the hair, until both are balanced precariously on the top ropes.
The crowd roars as Katie then executes a Suplex, yanking Theron up off of the ropes, flipping her through the air, and sending her crashing upon the top table with such impact, not only does it shatter, but so does the one beneath it!
Although the South African had taken the brunt of the blow, Katie is also stunned, but after several moments she is able to shake her head clear, and she gets up to crawl back into the ring, beating the referee's twenty count. The bell tolls to signal the conclusion of the match as the once-magnificent Charlize lay semi-conscious and moaning in the kindling that was once a pair of tables. But her troubles weren't over yet.
When she had accepted this match, Holmes had vowed to humiliate the HWA legend, and now she aimed to make good on that pledge. The sinister brunette exited the ring and, taking Theron by the hair, pulled her up to a seated position, then made her roll over to all fours. Katie then sat on her rival's back and grabbed her hair like reins, and with a smug smile said, "Giddyup!"
Tears of both agony and humiliation streaked down Charlize's face as she helplessly crawled on all fours around the outside of the ring, and then Katie made her crawl up the long aisle way toward the curtain that led to the lockerrooms, the television cameras capturing every moment of the blonde's degradation, and of the brunette's gleeful triumph.
